In the perspective of Horace, himselfHey guys and gals! It's your favorite chandler, Horace Asphodel of the fine, fine land we
all call home! A good many of you are a big fan of my soaps and candles, so I'm here to
tell you more about them!
So I started up this business, y'know, some ten odd years ago or something. Don't
remember, it feels like a long while ago though. I started these up as a side sale
next to my lemonade stand when I was younger, since I loved wax and couldn't get
my hands off of them (but don't tell my customers from a while back that their
delicious summer treat may have contained a little bit of fire fuel), and it just
turned into this! I can now proudly exclaim that I make the finest wax items in
all of the land. My unique shapes draw in customers, alone!
The company's called Waxphodel Incorporated, kind of a play on words! Get it?
Wax and my last name, Asphodel? Waxphodel? Haha!
An idea was given to me by my former friend to start some sort of grab bag.
There would be velvety navy pouches tied with gold thread that contained three items;
a candle holder, a candle, and a soap, all handmade by me. The scents would vary and
the possibilities endless. I think those drew in my customers the most, considering my
profits upped by a total of ten percent after I released these. Gotta get those gains!
The Grab Bag wrote:In the perspective of an "As Seen On TV" guyShown
here is a small peek at what you may get in one of these amazing
grab bags! A little star soap, an alligator candle holder, and a giraffe candle! But what's
those weird spots on it's neck? Is that a fly I see? Umm... Anyway...
Buy now from Waxphodel Inc. today for only $10! Cheap and useful!
I applied at a theme park three years ago, hoping to set up shop there. It's a pretty cool place, with rollercoasters for the adventurists and merry-go-rounds for the younger folk, and the perfect destination for them to consider purchasing souvenirs and trinkets to cherish the day, which means it's the perfect destination for me to work there. I wasn't wrong! Statistics have shown that five percent of the visitors who come to the amusement park purchase from my stall. Exciting!!
I currently filter into four boutiques that offer to sell my items for a split profit. Around one out of every twenty visitors buy, which is much higher than I expected. I'm very glad people are seemingly enjoying my products.
Now for the process. My wax mixture is one of the many secrets of my trade, so that's not something I can reveal just yet. I've worked on that darn thing for a few years now, and it's the perfect consistency and exactly where I want it to be. Happy boss means happy customers, right? Is that how the saying goes? I'm not sure.
I work every Tuesday to crank out as many items as I can. Some sort of restocking process, you know? And I pour the mix into several molds to guarantee several different shapes. Then, I spend my nights packing them into the bags and writing neat letters in them, like 'Hey! Thanks for buying from Waxphodel Inc.! Feel free to call this number and ask about other selections of items, or any comments or concerns you may have! Have a good day! (:'. I think it brightens their day, and it definitely makes mine when I see them smile and get excited about the cool shapes we have in stock.
I think is definitely something that needs to be addressed. It has been brought to my attention many-a-times that my business may be a waste of time and it's failing by my friends and relatives, but that's okay. I'm happy, I make people happy, and that's what matters at the end of the day. I love this job!
Interview wrote:A frequent customer agreed to be interviewed
Horace: Hey, buddy! Good to see you again!
Customer: You too, Horace. Your soaps are looking as great as ever.
Horace: You are sometimes too kind. Anyway, we're looking at your honest opinion on my chandler skills. I think we want to keep to a minimum the amount of lies we tell. Don't worry, no hard feelings - this is completely experimental. I always want to make my business better by hearing the voice of the people.
Customer: Alright, so your soaps are amazing, no doubt about that. Never have I ever seen chocolate-filled raspberry cheesecake scented soap, but hey, it's here, and it smelled phenomenal. It's good when there isn't mold on it though, which happens more than I'd like. You really need to update your backstock and throw out old products! But don't get me wrong, when it does come out right, I have trouble picking which I want to use first.
Horace: Okay, so update backstock and throw out the old waxes. Do you prefer for me to keep up with the exotic shapes and scents?
Customer: Yes please! My friends and I come here every time to buy from you and never once have we been disappointed by the strange, yet great things you bring to us.
Horace: Alrightyos, thank you for your time! See you around!
Customer: Bye, Horace.
In a third person perspectiveAfter the interview, Horace is seen digging through old boxes and tossing moldy items into the trash. "I always want to improve based on my customer's opinions, and the one seen just now is no exception." Horace is smiling wildly at the encounter and is very giddy. "I love talking to my customers and I love being a chandler - what else could I ask for?"