[june-♓]

oh, i have a question! if i wanted this to be worded differently, like one of the kid's formats or something, would that be okay? it would still be homestuck and stuff, of course. just wondering if i have to strictly follow the format you gave us.

[zoinks]

Oh my gosh, just gotta drop in here and say this JBD/contest is awesome. <3

[CHERRILOID]

You are CASCADE

Your interests include CREATING PLUSHIES and PROVING EVERY SINGLE OTHER LIVING BEING WRONG WHEN YOU POSSIBLY CAN, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIT ANNOYING LIKE THAT. You are very BOTHERSOME and INSANE. What are you obsessed with? Your EVIL MASTERMIND PLUSH, who likely isn't even an EVIL MASTERMIND anyway, but since you are so MAD, you like to think it is. You see that GRUMPY FACE you got there? Yeah, know why you got it? Because you've been STAYING UP ALL NIGHT, BEING THE CRAZY IDIOT YOU ARE AND TELLING SCARY STORIES TO YOUR PLUSH TOY. But that's okay; That usually happens to you.

Not only do you have a habit of TALKING to your apparent EVIL MASTERMIND, you also have a habit of TALKING to YOURSELF, because really, you are SO SAD that you are YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND. Well, you and your ANTAGONISTIC PLUSH. Ahh, that SWEET LITTLE UNNAMED ORCA OF DEATH is so LOYAL TO YOU, purely because he is apparently just about as INSANE, PATHETIC AND LONELY as you are.

So really, your life's kinda SCREWED UP. Why? Honestly? You are so MINDLESS that you can't even FIGURE THIS ONE OUT YOURSELF? In that case, I'll tell you why...You are a PLUSHIE-OBSESSED WEIRDO who is never going to GET A GIRLFRIEND or a life because you are probably too BUSY being so MADLY IN LOVE with a SOFT TOY, even though you likely didn't DECIDE that it was the OPPOSITE GENDER to you. So if ADORING A STUPID PLUSHIE wasn't bad enough, you adore a STUPID PLUSHIE WHICH YOU TELL YOURSELF IS THE SAME GENDER AS YOU, so I don't imagine that that will IMPRESS girls.

And by the way, if you didn't remember, you are also EXTREMELY INFURIATING. You ANNOY OTHERS FOR FUN, which I suppose makes you SELFISH as well. The only PERSON (or rather, THING) you are ever KIND to is your SILLY PLUSHIE-THING, since you have never found proper LOVE, and never will do. Your ORCA PLUSH TOY is apparently the only one that ever UNDERSTANDS you, but then again, it's THOUGHT to be as RIDICULOUS as you.

Well, all-in-all, you are an ANNOYING LUNATIC who believes that his STUFFED TOY has DARK POWERS OF DOOM AND DEATH. What do others think of you? They think that you need to GET A LIFE, because if you don't GET A LIFE, not only will you be LIFELESS, but you will also be GIRLFRIENDLESS.

...But then again...You're ALWAYS going to be GIRLFRIENDLESS. You are PATHETIC, MADDENING AND CRAZY. Yes, that is certainly AMAZING and INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE!

You basically suck. What will you do?

[philocalist]

You are KENAI.

Your interests include MANGOES and COCONUTS . You are very OBSSESSIVE and OBLIVIOUS. In fact, one of your RIDICULOUS OBSSESSIONS are FRUITS. You think they're MAGICAL GIFTS FROM GOG. Your PLUSHIE on the other hand, thinks they're ABSOLUTELY AWFUL, and that you should EAT MORE MEAT. But you can't, because THAT'S NOT WHAT JELLYBEAN DRAGONS DO. They're VEGANS, duh. You're usually FUSSED AT because you're too busy STARING AT FRUITS to listen to your plushie, who has become SOMETHING LIKE A LUSUS to you. But it's not like you CARE, the plushie's kinda dumb anyways.

[veggie]

You are FINN.

Your interests include PAINTING NATURE and DEEP SEA DIVING. You are very CREATIVE and HIGH ENERGY. In your life, you've always been good at DRAWING and have always been VERY SOCIAL. You often go HUNTING FOR BUGS, PRETENDING THEY'RE PREY. You are BUBBLY, PLAYFUL, and OUTGOING.

[ferretleaf]

Sooo cute! Marking!

[rattenstein]

You are ZYNC

Your interests include DRAWING and TALKING TO YOUR SHARK PLUSHIE, GIVING YOU THE APPEARANCE OF BEING INSANE. You are very SHY AND SENSITIVE. You find that DRAWING lets you express yourself, even though all you draw is that LITTLE SHARK. WHY? Because it's EVIL and SINISTER. Is it really?

You tend to STRAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE, not wanting to be INSULTED because of your adorable, yet evil PLUSHIE. People still bring around STUFFIES with them, right? NOPE. Your CRAZY. See? PEOPLE insult you even though you don't TALK to them. Great life, hmm?You don't like SOCIALIZING with people, mostly because they're all MEAN and RUDE. Most of them anyway. The only PERSON, no STUFFED ANIMAL you talk to is that little SHARK that you keep with you because you think if you don't TAKE it EVERYWHERE, it will come in your DREAMS and bring DARKNESS and DOOM upon you. So, summing this PARAGRAPH up, your a ANTI-SOCIAL loser.

Your a SENSITIVE person, tending to take things to HEART because you don't get OUT much, staying INSIDE all the time. You don't get MAD or IRRITATED easily, usually a HAPPY sort of person. You tend to get very SAD though when your made FUN of, which in your CASE, happens A LOT. People tend to AVOID you, much because you look like a PHYCOPATH talking to that SHARK. You were once a SOCIAL BUTTERFLY before it came into your LIFE. Not ANYMORE.

Your obsessions? Well you have MANY of those, including the STRANGE enough, THINKING about when the WORLD is overrun by ZOMBIES. That is NEVER going to happen, yet you still RANT on about it to, once again, your SHARK. What is wrong with you? Another one is SNIFFING PANCAKES. You love the SMELL they give off, and RANDOMLY you will go out on the STREET just to get a WHIFF of them Because you live by a pancake store. The last OBSESSION I will say, because this is getting LONG, is your habit of CHASING your TAIL. What are you, a DOG? No, rather a JELLYBEAN DRAGON, but yet you still chase it, thinking it's some kind of SNAKE that's after your EVIL SHARK PLUSHIE.

{I'm not a Homestrucker, so please tell me if I did this wrong . . ^^;}

[iHolli]

You are CRUSOE.

Your interests include WRITING and PRANKING OTHERS. You are very ANNOYING WITH BOTH and SOMEHOW LOVABLE AT THE SAME TIME. The friends you do have THINK YOU ARE CRAZY, mainly because of the EVIL SHARK PLUSH YOU CARRY AROUND, and also because of your... MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES. One minute you are PERFECTLY NORMAL and the next you can be TERRORIZING SOMEONE. No wonder the beans look at you that way.

But you're still a GOOD GUY. TALKING TO YOUR PLUSH always gives you INSPIRATION TO WRITE. You are LIKE ANY GOOD WRITER. Your stories are about yourself, and yes, your shark plushie. You DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE. You are VERY CAREFUL ABOUT YOUR PRANKS. You tend to FREAK OUT ABOUT HEALTH. You are not sure why, but you do anyway. You try not to let your shark's ideas go to your head. Sometimes you wonder WHY YOU KEEP IT. Maybe it's because you CAN ANNOY OTHERS WITH HIM. You AREN'T ANNOYING ON PURPOSE, of course. You just can't help yourself. You are VERY CLEVER about it, and now no one can DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO STOP.

You know there is SOMETHING NOT RIGHT WITH YOURSELF. But you also don't know what to do about it. You cannot turn to your plush shark for help, because he IS NOT DIFFERENT FROM YOU. Your friends probably know, but you are TOO WRAPPED UP IN YOURSELF, and your writing, to ask them. And since your shark will not talk to them, you are left NONE THE WISER.

You would really like to JUST HANG OUT WITH OTHER BEANS. But a little voice in your head ALWAYS NAGS AT YOU TO WRITE. Maybe it's just your multiple personalities, or your shark toy, since you TRADE CONVERSATION IN YOUR MINDS. Though, as far as the shark goes, I don't know that he has a mind.

Let's be honest. Clearly, you are OBSESSED WITH YOUR WRITING. It is not really your fault. You are a GOOD GUY, after all. You don't kill anyone in your stories. Your shark gives input on everything, but you DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIM. When you do spend time with your friends, you are constantly KICKING YOURSELF mentally, because you realize what an IDIOT YOU MUST LOOK LIKE but you don't know WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. You feel MISUNDERSTOOD because they can't see the beating heart inside of you. You always feel the need to APOLOGIZE for when your bad side comes out, which isn't often, thankfully. You want to STOP IT, but you don't know how, not yet. But you do HAVE A HEART, even if you don't always ACT LIKE IT.

You are known as CRUSOE to everyone. You do not particularly care what nicknames you may have. For some reason you t41k 1ik6 t#i$. Maybe it is so no one can understand you. You rarely speak anyhow.

What will you do?

{I know it probably fails, I literally know nothing about Homestuck. I should get into it sometime, but I'm too lazy. x3}

.Holli.

[rampagingpickles]

So cute, but I don't know a thing about homestuck. Sadly, not trying out.

[SubtleBurn03]

You are PITCH

Your interests include SWIMMING and SOLVING PUZZLES. You are normally very DOCILE and SOCIAL. Although, under certain circumstances, you can be rather AGGRESSIVE. You are INTELLIGENT and and enjoy playing MIND GAMES.
You certainly love to SHOW OFF in front of other people but AREN'T SELFISH whenever it comes to attention. You're friends and family come before yourself and you're very LOYAL to them. You'd rather GO WITH THE FLOW than lead. You are more like the CLASS CLOWN among your friends.
That PLUSHIE of yours, you call him GNASH. He is a MAD SCIENTIST. He is always BY YOUR SIDE; whether you are SOLVING PUZZLES on your own or HANGING WITH FRIENDS.
You are afraid of things that are BIGGER THAN YOU. You like to EAT ALL TYPES OF NUTS but your favorites are PISTACHIOS. You love to drink WILD CHERRY PEPSI and LEMONADE.
VARIETY is one of your favorite things.
You AREN'T IN A RUSH to grow up. You really DON'T WANT TO GROW UP at all. You're somewhat AFRAID OF BEING AN ADULT but know that it is coming fast and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
All in all, you are a CREATIVE and FRIENDLY with lots of YOUNG ENERGY that you do not plan on letting go of for a long time.

Lawl, I have no idea what I'm doing haha