by -pidge » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:18 pm
Day 4!
Username: my.chai
Day 4 prompt!
username: my.chai
entry:
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Well, now that we have some nice dead carrots in the garden, may as well add a good sculpture to bring out the deadness in it! So with that, he confirmed that he shall have the finest sculpture! It couldn’t be any ordinary one though, it had to be special… something… majestic! Going to his phone book, he found a man over in Canada who calved sculptures. “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” He gave a smug smile and dialed his number. “Hello! Yes, I’d like a sculpture! Yes, mmhmm! Ok! Yep! What do I want it off? Something majestic! No, just something cool. Ok! Thank you! Bye!” Putting the phone down he did a little happy dance. Now… to wait, this was the part Blueberry was bad at. The man had said 1-2 weeks plus shipment… which he didn’t know how long would take. But today, Blueberry decided to do nothing about it and just wait till it arrives, trying to meddle with time leads to bad results… he learned that the hard way! But, let's just say I'm not too patient either- so let's skip ahead a month later, okay? Alrighty! When Blueberry heard the doorbell he rushed towards the door as soon as he saw the shipment truck parked beside his driveway. “Yes! Hello! Is this the sculpture? Cool! How much will that be? … 1200 DOLLARS!? I'm sorry- but I wasn’t told it would be that much! What was I told? Well… Ummm” Now to think of it, Blueberry didn’t bother to ask the price of everything, he had gotten to overwhelmed. “Well… I wasn’t…” So Blueberry had no choice but to pay this man standing at his doorstep. “Umm, yeah could you put it there?” Blueberry pointed in a little grass patch next to his dead carrots. The man rolled his eyes, in Blueberry’s opinion was quite rude, seeing this was literally what he gets paid for. When the man takes out the statue, he docent see anything majestic… nor cool… there was it the band's hand, a tiny wood caved monkey the size of his thumb. “Are you joking!?” Blueberry spat. “This isn’t what I ordered! I want my money back!” “No refunds.” The man mumbled, rolling his eyes for the 2nd
time. Raged, Blueberry Stormed inside and dialed the guy's number. “Hello. Yes. I am furious! A monkey? That's all you know how to carve!? And what’s the deal with its size? Oh- you RAN OUT OF WOOD!? I'm not paying for this! Well, you can take you and your stupid monkey back to Canada... FURTHER!” And with that, he slammed the phone down. He thought he handled that pretty well! "Where did you want this?" The man asks. It appears to add to this situation- the man wasn't listening to a word he had said to him earlier... now if I look closely, yep! There it is! The earphones. "Shipment man, you and your earphones that don't take in a word I say can leave, NOW!" He pointed him out the driveway. "Off you go!" Now to find a proper sculpture… this may take a while… you know what? I think I spotted one in Bunnings, let's just go there.
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