by Unleashed Squiid » Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:01 am
I'm not actually entering, but I thought of this, and thought is was pretty funny cringey:
Personality: He's a very grumpy kid who can't seem to take a yolk. The only time he seems to crack up is when something offensive or politically incorrect is said. In fact, he thinks he is eggcellent while everyone else finds him eggstreamly annoying. He never is eggciting or eggstravagant so others just believe he's a rotten egg.
In fact, the most spoken sentence to him is "stay on the sunny side up" which probably is why he's so eggceptionally grumpy.