Pasa Fino wrote:PLEASE POSTPONE THE END UNTILL ATLEAST 2 DAYS SO I CAN FINNISH MY STORY!!! I want her soooooopoooooooo bad! I have even done art of her!
Pasa Fino
I have waited 2 days, and I have a winner.
Cougar28 wrote:Owner: Cougar28
Equid Name: Kahlan
Equid Age: 6 months
Story:
It was a bright and sunny day in the mountains when I got my badge of awesomeness. What is this badge of awesomeness you may ask? Well, I'm not quite sure, but I'll tell you how I got it.
It all started when my little sister asked me for something. "Sissy!" "What?!" "Sissy!" "What?!""Sissy!" *pause* "SISSY!!!" "What is it?!"
"There's a foal stuck in a tree." "In a tree?" "Yes in a tree" "Well, how did it get up there?!" "Pshh...... I don't know, go see for yourself."
So I went out with her, and the whole time she was singing some random stupid song. " My legs are skinny, my legs are skinny. But I can run fast, but I can run fast. I'll jump right right over the moon again, and ask the man how he's doing then I'll come back down." "What kind of a song is that?" I asked her. "It's an awesome one, sir, it's an awesome one." I ignored the fact that she called me sir, and kept walking. "How far away is it?" "I don't know." "What...how could you not.." "The trees are my friends." "Ok, then." I was starting to wonder if my sister was being serious, but then I heard the whinny. "*inhale* It's a moose!" "No it's not a moose, it's the horse you were talking about." *silence* "The one that got stuck in the tree?" "Oooooooh yeeeeaaah." So we went up to the horse, and this is what he said. " Don't come any closer, there's cheese in my brain!" "Cheese.....in your brain" "Yush, It's delicious, I don't want you to eat it." "Actually I just wanted to get you down from there." "But this is my house." "You live in a tree?" "Yup." "But it looks like your stuck, can you move?" "I don't need to." I was now starting to wonder if this situation could get any weirder, and then my sister started dancing weirdly " Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee DOOOOO!" "What are you doing?" "I'm dancing him out of the tree." "I don't think that's going to work." "SHHHHHHHH, I'm concentrating" Then the weirdest thing happened. My little sister somehow telepathically moved the horse and put it on the ground. Then I finally had enough and I said "I'm leaving." "You'll get eaten by the Slumees!" "Don't care, it's better than being here."
Then confetti poured out of the air, and this weird celebratory music started playing. My sister the announced "Congratulations, you have earned the awesomeness badge!" "The awesomeness badge? Why?" "You found the moose." Then I looked down to see that I was standing on a poorly drawn moose in the dirt. "Oh, come on!" "Be patient, I'm getting the badge." "Then she took a fallen leaf and smeared some mud on it, then she said "You have earned the honor of awesomeness." And she stuck it on my face.
That is how I got my badge of awesomeness. I can honestly say it was the weirdest day of my life....until the next day.
This may be the only form that at least made me smile ^^ Congrats!
