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Cup Entry: I thought drawing cups in my traditional sketch book would be fun... They definitely turned out with varying levels of success, but I made them, so now you have to view them.
traditional cups - 83 cups in total
row 1 - fruit row - 11 cups total
[1] a stawberry cup! it sits at an angle, but doesn’t spill
[2] a bluebery cup! you need a straw to drink from it, but that’s ok.
[3] a mango cup? or a peach? you’re not sure which, but it’s somewhat fuzzy and very tropical.
[4] a pineapple cup! the top is a lid that you lift off to open the cup.
[5] a big banana cup! it doesn’t hold much, but the novelty shape is great.
[6] a banana slice cup! this holds more than the former, and the shape is a little easier to handle.
[7] an orange cup! comes with leaf-shaped coasters.
[8] a lime cup! also comes with leaf-shapped coasters.
[9] a decorative glass shaped like grapes, with a base made of leaves.
[10] another coconut cup? this one is less decorative than the others… it almost looks plain. maybe it’s just whethered?
[11] an apple cup! you need a straw to drink from it because the opening is awfully small. you’re not sure how people refill this cup…
row 2 - sock row - 20 cups total
[12] a long sock-shaped cup with purple stripes. it smells faintly of grapes.
[13] a regular size sock-shapped cup orange and yellow sock cup. comes with a cool straw and smells faintly of citrus.
[14] a long sock-shaped cup with yellow stripes. it’s bigger than 12, or maybe they could be a mismatched pair. smells faintly like dryer sheets and lemongrass.
[15] a small sock-shaped cup with a traditional set of orange sock markings. it sure does smell like a sock.
[16] a small sock-shapped cup with a traditional set purple and green sock markings. it reminds you of the mystery machine and smells like a mystery.
[17] a long sock-shaped cup with red zig-zags. it’s bold, and only one step away from being called a candycane sock cup.
[18] a regular sized, but awfully squat and wide, sock-shaed cup with blue toe marks and green polka dots. it’s eccentric and smells like your grandpa’s house.
[19] this sock-cup would be for someone with big feet, if it was a sock, and not a cup. it’s orange with blue accents and it smells like a baseball court.
[20] a small sock-cup with a fun straw. it’s yellow with purple toes and smells like lysol.
[21] asmall sock-cup that’s very traditional, if a bit green. it smells like clean laundry.
[22] a long sock-cup with big blue spots and small green spots. it evokes a sense of wonder, and smells like rain.
[23] debatably a pair to the prior sock-cup, this cup is the same shape and size, but features red, orange, and yellow striping. it smells like a toasty campfire.
[24] a big sock-cup patterned with the rainbow. it smells like gay rights and skittles.
[25] a small sock-cup with red spirals and toes. wait, maybe this one’s a child’s bootie? it smells like a daycare center.
[26] a regular shaped sock-cup with blue stripes. it smells like it hasn’t been washed.
[27] debatably the pair to the prior sock-cup. it has orange stripes and smells only marginally better.
[28] a funky sock-cup with purple, yellow, and green zig-zags. it smells like a cool dance party and sprite.
[29] a weird-shaped sock-cup that has orange toes and blue droplet markings on it. smells like teen spirit.
[30] a weird-shapped sock-cup with yellow and green stripes. smells like long walks on the beach.
[31] a tiny orange sock-cup with dark blue toes and stripes. it smells like axe body spray.
row 3 - gold row - 13 cups total
[32] a golden chalice with handles on either side. ornate gold chains drape off of either side. it evokes a feeling of regality.
[33] a teacup with a strange handle that winds over the mug’s top. is it for holding teabags while they steep? you can only wondere.
[34] a golden cup that’s shaped like an hourglass. the gold liquid/sand inside it is a fake double-wall… at least you hope so. you don’t really want sand in your drink.
[35] an elegant golden teacup. at the bottom is a gold star, and a gold moon always orbits over it. it makes you feel somewhat melancholy.
[36] a golden chalice with a bottom that looks like its on a set of proud stilts. it sits tall above everything else on the table.
[37] … that’s literally a gold coffee cup.
[38] a golden… gravy holder? the eccentric shape of the top reminds you of a gravy boat, but you’re… at least reasonably sure it’s for drinking out of. then again who doesn’t want to drink gravy?
[39] a star shaped novelty cup. it, unlike the other mugs in this row, is not made of real gold. the paint job is pretty convincing though.
[40] a cup that reminds you of binoculars… it sure is shaped that way. you can only imagine this is some sort of elegant couple’s thing, but it looks to you like binoculars you put your mouth on instead of your eyes.
[41] an ornate chalice with a base made of winding golden spirals. it evokes a feeling of pride.
[42] a simple gold glass with a base made of a single curling gold vine. it reminds you of a flower, somewhat.
[43] a simple gold flute-style glass. meant to keep the bubbles bubbling and the fun times coming. smells faintly of bubbling apple juice.
[44] a three-tiered gold cup. the smaller individual ‘cups’ pop off of it for practicality. it’s still pretty much a novelty, though.
row 4 - popsicle row - 12 cups total
[45] a cup shaped like a bomb pop. the pointy lid opens so you can drink from it. the popsicle stick stand means it’s wobbly, so its best you hold it.
[46] a cup based on a twinsicle stick! the twin popsicle sticks function as straws. tastes a bit like berries.
[47] a cup shaped like a lemon and grape popsicle! who decided these flavors went together? smells juicy. the popsicle stick can also be used as a straw.
[48] a cup based on a red popsicle, but this one is standing on its popsicle stick again… oh well, i guess you can’t often have the best of both worlds. it is pretty nice either way.
[49] a cup shaped like a crayon pop. why is the drinking oriface sideways? is it supposed to rest on part of its crayon tip? either way you probably shouldn’t set this down, it’s liable to spill. darn you crayon pops, always making a mess even in fake glassware form.
[50] a cup based on a mascot popsicle, this one is a little bunny! the popsicle sticks mimic ears and it’s blushing. how cute!
[51] a cup based on a very melty mascot popsicle. the eyes and mouth have a lot of color bleed going on. it’s… a little offputting. smells like gumballs and regrets.
[52] a cup based on… an empty ice cube? it’s… definitely interesting. not totally sure a cube is the best shape for a drink glass but what do i know.
[53] a cup based on an orange popsicle. at least this one comes with a straw if it’s going to stand on its popsicle stick.
[54] a cup based on a grape twinsicle, this one is laying on its side. do you hold the sticks to drink from it? I’m seriously at a loss here.
[55] a sideways bombpop glass. maybe this one will be less messy. just be sure not to overfill it.
[56] a little icecube popsicle cup. only meant for sipping and looking cute. commemorative of the many times i froze things that were not water in our ice cube trays to make ‘popsicles’. good times.
row 5 - classic mugs…? - 13 cups total
[56] a mug that says #1 boss. for the best boss around, objectively. only one true specimen exists, the rest are for fake number one bosses and are actually mimics. maybe your boss is a mimic too. handle with caution.
[57] a strangely shaped mug with simple decor additions. probably made in a pottery class.
[58] a big mug that says ‘baby’s first insurance fraud’. i’m not sure why you would want to commemorate this activity…
[59] a mug that says ‘i <3 crime’. for legal reasons this is a joke.
[60] a mug that says ‘not today stan’… you’re pretty sure they meant satan? but it seems to be mispelled. or… who knows? maybe the mug’s original holder really didn’t like people named stan.
[61] a tiny mug that says ‘owo’. you reply, ‘uwu’ without even thinking about it. this mug has psychic powers and is actually an SCP.
[62] a mug made of pure void energy. no light escapes from it. thankfully, it has infinite drink storage.
[63] a mug labelled ‘OG MUG’. it might be a play on words for ‘OG THUG’? you can only speculate. you can tell this mug has a big personality though.
[64] two conjoined mugs. it reminds you of the conjoined t-shirts you see on social media and therefore you conclude this is probably a weapon of mutually assured destruction and forced bonding time.
[65] a flute? no, it’s a mug. no… it’s a flute? it looks like it could be bouth, but it holds your drink and is not dishwasher safe.
[66] a mug that says ‘I <3 you’. aw shucks, you’re making me blush mug.
[67] a small mug that says ‘sin’. it’s short, but feisty. just the right height to go for your knees.
[68] a mug that says ‘mug lyfe’ with a pair of shades on it. this one is definitely a ‘thug life’ pun. you’re absoluteley certain.
row 6 - things that are objectively not cups - 15 ‘cups’ total
[69] that’s a fishbowl. there’s even a goldfish in there. don’t drink that it probably has algea.
[70] a vase for flowers. full of plant water. probably tastes like sadness.
[71] another more decorative vase. it is still a vase, though. don’t drink out of that.
[72] a pencil holder. it’s bright orange and drinking out of it would probably make you sick. it wouldn’t give you lead poisoning at least, because pencils have graphite in them nowadays and not lead, thankfully.
[73] hey that’s the tupperware container for my lunch don’t drink out of that, that’s not even yours
[74] a popcorn tub? but there’s still popcorn inside! how could you?! anything poured inside tastes of salt and butter.
[75] a sealed bag of nebulous non-name brand chips.
[76] a can of pop
[77] a can monster energy
[78] a can of soda
[79] that’s literally just a bucket. what if someone was using that for mop water. don’t you dare.
[80] ok now that’s DEFINITELY a gravy boat
[81] a literal trash can. i am at a loss for words.
[82] a ziplock bag full of water. you feel the urge to stab a straw into it like it’s a kool-aid packet.
[83] … that’s ACTUALLY A REAL SOCK. i GUESS you could put water in it?? but why would you want to??
this entry boldly asks what can be considered a glass. can anything you put water into be a glass? is anything that can HOLD water a glass?
User + ID: rem sleep 224745
Cup Entry: I thought drawing cups in my traditional sketch book would be fun... They definitely turned out with varying levels of success, but I made them, so now you have to view them.
traditional cups - 83 cups in total
row 1 - fruit row - 11 cups total
[1] a stawberry cup! it sits at an angle, but doesn’t spill
[2] a bluebery cup! you need a straw to drink from it, but that’s ok.
[3] a mango cup? or a peach? you’re not sure which, but it’s somewhat fuzzy and very tropical.
[4] a pineapple cup! the top is a lid that you lift off to open the cup.
[5] a big banana cup! it doesn’t hold much, but the novelty shape is great.
[6] a banana slice cup! this holds more than the former, and the shape is a little easier to handle.
[7] an orange cup! comes with leaf-shaped coasters.
[8] a lime cup! also comes with leaf-shapped coasters.
[9] a decorative glass shaped like grapes, with a base made of leaves.
[10] another coconut cup? this one is less decorative than the others… it almost looks plain. maybe it’s just whethered?
[11] an apple cup! you need a straw to drink from it because the opening is awfully small. you’re not sure how people refill this cup…
row 2 - sock row - 20 cups total
[12] a long sock-shaped cup with purple stripes. it smells faintly of grapes.
[13] a regular size sock-shapped cup orange and yellow sock cup. comes with a cool straw and smells faintly of citrus.
[14] a long sock-shaped cup with yellow stripes. it’s bigger than 12, or maybe they could be a mismatched pair. smells faintly like dryer sheets and lemongrass.
[15] a small sock-shaped cup with a traditional set of orange sock markings. it sure does smell like a sock.
[16] a small sock-shapped cup with a traditional set purple and green sock markings. it reminds you of the mystery machine and smells like a mystery.
[17] a long sock-shaped cup with red zig-zags. it’s bold, and only one step away from being called a candycane sock cup.
[18] a regular sized, but awfully squat and wide, sock-shaed cup with blue toe marks and green polka dots. it’s eccentric and smells like your grandpa’s house.
[19] this sock-cup would be for someone with big feet, if it was a sock, and not a cup. it’s orange with blue accents and it smells like a baseball court.
[20] a small sock-cup with a fun straw. it’s yellow with purple toes and smells like lysol.
[21] asmall sock-cup that’s very traditional, if a bit green. it smells like clean laundry.
[22] a long sock-cup with big blue spots and small green spots. it evokes a sense of wonder, and smells like rain.
[23] debatably a pair to the prior sock-cup, this cup is the same shape and size, but features red, orange, and yellow striping. it smells like a toasty campfire.
[24] a big sock-cup patterned with the rainbow. it smells like gay rights and skittles.
[25] a small sock-cup with red spirals and toes. wait, maybe this one’s a child’s bootie? it smells like a daycare center.
[26] a regular shaped sock-cup with blue stripes. it smells like it hasn’t been washed.
[27] debatably the pair to the prior sock-cup. it has orange stripes and smells only marginally better.
[28] a funky sock-cup with purple, yellow, and green zig-zags. it smells like a cool dance party and sprite.
[29] a weird-shaped sock-cup that has orange toes and blue droplet markings on it. smells like teen spirit.
[30] a weird-shapped sock-cup with yellow and green stripes. smells like long walks on the beach.
[31] a tiny orange sock-cup with dark blue toes and stripes. it smells like axe body spray.
row 3 - gold row - 13 cups total
[32] a golden chalice with handles on either side. ornate gold chains drape off of either side. it evokes a feeling of regality.
[33] a teacup with a strange handle that winds over the mug’s top. is it for holding teabags while they steep? you can only wondere.
[34] a golden cup that’s shaped like an hourglass. the gold liquid/sand inside it is a fake double-wall… at least you hope so. you don’t really want sand in your drink.
[35] an elegant golden teacup. at the bottom is a gold star, and a gold moon always orbits over it. it makes you feel somewhat melancholy.
[36] a golden chalice with a bottom that looks like its on a set of proud stilts. it sits tall above everything else on the table.
[37] … that’s literally a gold coffee cup.
[38] a golden… gravy holder? the eccentric shape of the top reminds you of a gravy boat, but you’re… at least reasonably sure it’s for drinking out of. then again who doesn’t want to drink gravy?
[39] a star shaped novelty cup. it, unlike the other mugs in this row, is not made of real gold. the paint job is pretty convincing though.
[40] a cup that reminds you of binoculars… it sure is shaped that way. you can only imagine this is some sort of elegant couple’s thing, but it looks to you like binoculars you put your mouth on instead of your eyes.
[41] an ornate chalice with a base made of winding golden spirals. it evokes a feeling of pride.
[42] a simple gold glass with a base made of a single curling gold vine. it reminds you of a flower, somewhat.
[43] a simple gold flute-style glass. meant to keep the bubbles bubbling and the fun times coming. smells faintly of bubbling apple juice.
[44] a three-tiered gold cup. the smaller individual ‘cups’ pop off of it for practicality. it’s still pretty much a novelty, though.
row 4 - popsicle row - 12 cups total
[45] a cup shaped like a bomb pop. the pointy lid opens so you can drink from it. the popsicle stick stand means it’s wobbly, so its best you hold it.
[46] a cup based on a twinsicle stick! the twin popsicle sticks function as straws. tastes a bit like berries.
[47] a cup shaped like a lemon and grape popsicle! who decided these flavors went together? smells juicy. the popsicle stick can also be used as a straw.
[48] a cup based on a red popsicle, but this one is standing on its popsicle stick again… oh well, i guess you can’t often have the best of both worlds. it is pretty nice either way.
[49] a cup shaped like a crayon pop. why is the drinking oriface sideways? is it supposed to rest on part of its crayon tip? either way you probably shouldn’t set this down, it’s liable to spill. darn you crayon pops, always making a mess even in fake glassware form.
[50] a cup based on a mascot popsicle, this one is a little bunny! the popsicle sticks mimic ears and it’s blushing. how cute!
[51] a cup based on a very melty mascot popsicle. the eyes and mouth have a lot of color bleed going on. it’s… a little offputting. smells like gumballs and regrets.
[52] a cup based on… an empty ice cube? it’s… definitely interesting. not totally sure a cube is the best shape for a drink glass but what do i know.
[53] a cup based on an orange popsicle. at least this one comes with a straw if it’s going to stand on its popsicle stick.
[54] a cup based on a grape twinsicle, this one is laying on its side. do you hold the sticks to drink from it? I’m seriously at a loss here.
[55] a sideways bombpop glass. maybe this one will be less messy. just be sure not to overfill it.
[56] a little icecube popsicle cup. only meant for sipping and looking cute. commemorative of the many times i froze things that were not water in our ice cube trays to make ‘popsicles’. good times.
row 5 - classic mugs…? - 13 cups total
[56] a mug that says #1 boss. for the best boss around, objectively. only one true specimen exists, the rest are for fake number one bosses and are actually mimics. maybe your boss is a mimic too. handle with caution.
[57] a strangely shaped mug with simple decor additions. probably made in a pottery class.
[58] a big mug that says ‘baby’s first insurance fraud’. i’m not sure why you would want to commemorate this activity…
[59] a mug that says ‘i <3 crime’. for legal reasons this is a joke.
[60] a mug that says ‘not today stan’… you’re pretty sure they meant satan? but it seems to be mispelled. or… who knows? maybe the mug’s original holder really didn’t like people named stan.
[61] a tiny mug that says ‘owo’. you reply, ‘uwu’ without even thinking about it. this mug has psychic powers and is actually an SCP.
[62] a mug made of pure void energy. no light escapes from it. thankfully, it has infinite drink storage.
[63] a mug labelled ‘OG MUG’. it might be a play on words for ‘OG THUG’? you can only speculate. you can tell this mug has a big personality though.
[64] two conjoined mugs. it reminds you of the conjoined t-shirts you see on social media and therefore you conclude this is probably a weapon of mutually assured destruction and forced bonding time.
[65] a flute? no, it’s a mug. no… it’s a flute? it looks like it could be bouth, but it holds your drink and is not dishwasher safe.
[66] a mug that says ‘I <3 you’. aw shucks, you’re making me blush mug.
[67] a small mug that says ‘sin’. it’s short, but feisty. just the right height to go for your knees.
[68] a mug that says ‘mug lyfe’ with a pair of shades on it. this one is definitely a ‘thug life’ pun. you’re absoluteley certain.
row 6 - things that are objectively not cups - 15 ‘cups’ total
[69] that’s a fishbowl. there’s even a goldfish in there. don’t drink that it probably has algea.
[70] a vase for flowers. full of plant water. probably tastes like sadness.
[71] another more decorative vase. it is still a vase, though. don’t drink out of that.
[72] a pencil holder. it’s bright orange and drinking out of it would probably make you sick. it wouldn’t give you lead poisoning at least, because pencils have graphite in them nowadays and not lead, thankfully.
[73] hey that’s the tupperware container for my lunch don’t drink out of that, that’s not even yours
[74] a popcorn tub? but there’s still popcorn inside! how could you?! anything poured inside tastes of salt and butter.
[75] a sealed bag of nebulous non-name brand chips.
[76] a can of pop
[77] a can monster energy
[78] a can of soda
[79] that’s literally just a bucket. what if someone was using that for mop water. don’t you dare.
[80] ok now that’s DEFINITELY a gravy boat
[81] a literal trash can. i am at a loss for words.
[82] a ziplock bag full of water. you feel the urge to stab a straw into it like it’s a kool-aid packet.
[83] … that’s ACTUALLY A REAL SOCK. i GUESS you could put water in it?? but why would you want to??
this entry boldly asks what can be considered a glass. can anything you put water into be a glass? is anything that can HOLD water a glass?
