[neon.]

Username: neondisaster
Name: daniel "egg" ivo
Gender: cismale
Personality(250 words max): what might give someone "egg" has a nickname? what sort of person deserved it? daniel had tried to ask many times for an eggsplanation. it wasn't he fault, he eggsplained, that he kept cracking egg puns. this sort of behavior just left him scrambling for answers. why egg as a nickname? everyone made puns, and what was an egg like anyway? you're just sort of egg-like, they explained. no no, it wasn't the shine. it was his general personality- his interest in sciences, his love of researching weird things. who else watches videos on grain engulfment? they asked. it wasn’t his fault grain engulfment was an interesting phenomenon! just like an egg, they agreed. one last chance, he tried. does this mean you’ll be calling me egg now? you can’t call me that forever! daniel was soon hit with the final blow. the last proverbial straw for his proverbial camel. we’d never yolk about this, egg, did you not wake sunny side up this morning?

And that was when egg broke.

Egg? (max of 1 thing,, doesn't matter what it is,,no extras)

[Error]

Username: Error
Name: Eggs Benedict
Gender: female
Personality(166/250 words): A hard-shelled, flavorless sort of kalon. Easily boiled up in anger which causes her to harden her reserve upon her actions. Fragile at times, like a delicate flower, easy to break and shatter and the end result is quite the mess. When paired correctly with kalons of deferring taste, she can be quite delightful. Light and fluffy. Sometimes she smells like wet-dog, sometimes she’s a bit too salty. At times chickens, ducks, and random other birds will sit upon her head. She rather likes her pigeons. Her bed is round and made up of many blankets and random items made of fabric, like shirts and socks, it looks to be a mess but she feels quite comfortable within it. She is well-versed, easily adaptable, and generally at easy in most places. If left outside too long she can end up smelling a little bit rotten and even easily fried in the sun. But doesn’t everyone bake when left outside for too long in the summer time?
Egg? (max of 1 thing,, doesn't matter what it is,,no extras)

[mars]

username: ciiel ♥
name: mr. lee, first name unknown
gender: male
personality:
mr. lee has a rather tough shell, coming off cold and rarely opening up to others. he's hard to get to know and friendships with him often don't last due to his rather anti-social tendencies, ones formed from his current job as a teacher. it isn't a single bit surprising that he avoids people; his students often make egg jokes about him and have gone as far as egging his car while it is parked in the school lot as a prank. that would be enough to turn any hardworking family man into an embittered fool! mr. lee is resentful with the unfortunate events that have happened due to his teaching position, but he can't seem to avoid them and is no longer surprised by his students' rather mocking behavior that they direct towards him.
egg: [x] I thought this was funny x"D

[Divantae]

Username: Divantae
Name: Wilhelm
Gender: Male
Personality(250 words max):
He's actually pretty sociable despite his stereotypical geek appearance, where he dons glasses and a bow tie, and background of being knowledgeable. However, interacting with others sometimes tires him and physical activity absolutely exhausts him. Poor Wilhelm also has a retainer, and he always chuckles afterwords when he accidentally sprays other Kalons with saliva. Typically he doesn't feel bad for that, even he's happy when it happens if the victim has been rude. Don't mistake Wilhelm for a preppy kid, because he can get in trouble when he wants to, especially on mischief night. That's the one day he steps out of line. Of course, he maintains the preppy kid attitude around his family, but everywhere else it's a different story, he heavily curses and is secretly a little prankster. He's from a wealthy and strict family, that doesn't know a lick of what their child gets into so long as the report card checks out. Wilhelm is reckless, but he doesn't care what others think of him. He leads a carefree attitude and his friends are his world; they always back him and he loves to be around them. Together, they have an "us vs. the world" motto. Oh, and Wilhelm is a sucker for the ladies, that actually hang around him.
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Egg? (max of 1 thing,, doesn't matter what it is,,no extras)
Well, Wilhelm is known as an egghead, always having a book in his hand. His friends often play on his constant obsession with older books, preferably of honors level, and tease him for it, but he likes it when they have a play-fight relationship where they embarrass each other or tease. It's kind of strange that his friends are interested more in technology and sports than books, but hey opposites attract, right? Wilhelm has a habit of making references to books he's read, but most of the time no one catches on. Such obliviousness makes him smirk, and he wouldn't have it any other way. Although, it would be nice to have maybe a pretty, lady friend to share his hobby and opinions with~

[Vulcriptic]

Username:
Marzal
Name:
Yolk
Gender:
Male
Personality(250 words max):
Yolk is a... Questionable Kalon. People call him Different, But Yolk just says he
is Normal and Everyone ELSE are Different. Yolk knows that everything should be
Egg Related, As He is Obsessed with Eggs. All he eats is Eggs! Fried Eggs for Break-
Fast. Egg Sandwich for Lunch. Another Egg Sandwich for Dinner. And Last, Eggs
dipped in Syrup for Dessert. Yolk can get a Bit, Aggressive when forced to eat
something different. He has no friends, Well, Because he will Only accept people
into his life if they are just like him. But do not Fret, Yolk is not aware of his
loneliness.

Due to the Fact he has no Friends, You could say he made his own friends. There
Eggs. Meet Eggsby, Shelly, And Garfield. They are Yolk's Only Friends (In His Words).
Yolk takes good care of them, And Has even took the time to decorate a Cabnit to
there desires. He has many Personalities to his Eggs:

Eggsby: Eggsby is a Very Out going Egg. It seems to always bug Yolk and tries to get
on Everyone's Nerves.

Shelly: Shelly is a Shy Egg, But is Willing to stand up for Yolk and Everyone Else. She
seems to not like Garfield that much.

Garfield: Garfield is the oldest of the bunch. He is always right, And Can act bossy at
times. He will risk his life to protect his friends and had Stopped Eggsby from Cracking
his shell MANY Times.

Egg?

[This Boi be Obsessed with Eggs.]

[rook.]

Username: rook.
Name: huevos rancheros
Gender: male
Personality: Lazy. Hue likes to get 12 hours of sleep and not even a bulldozer crashing through his bedroom wall could wake him up until he gets at least 10. He's active enough on the rare occasion he's actually awake but chances are he'll be napping as soon as he has a free moment. He's always about to go to sleep, just waking up or doing his second favorite thing, cooking breakfast. According to him, "it's always breakfast time if you nap enough." His favorite thing to make is huevos rancheros on a fluffy belgian waffle, a touch of sweet to go with his salty creation, and he especially loved being able to share breakfast with friends and family. [118/250]
Egg? egg!

[JminT]

Username:JminT
Name:Daisoo
Gender:male
Personality:
[153/250 words]
A somewhat laid-back, mature kalon whose a tired and uninspired- kind of guy. He lives day to day with no true purpose, just going along with it. He works alone at a humble little cafe/patisserie/diner living out his days. However, his life isn't too depressing. He routinely finds slivers of happiness when he cooks, which is often, since he is the main chef. And waiter. And boss. In the kitchen he's not extraordinary, but definitely noteworthy, serving up breakfast dishes with eggs to evening meals sprinkled with saffron. And he's also at his second best when he interacts with his customers. Laughing and talking with them brings him temporary joy, till the end of the day at closing time, when his shop is cast in solitude. No doubt he's definitely a lonely soul, yearning for someone to just stay, but he'd rather die than ever admit that out loud.
Egg?

lonely egg

[lysander]

 




lysander  | daeseo  |  male


a mid twenty-year-old korean american culinary aficionado. californian; los angeles native. loves cooking, loves food, gets very passionate about sustainable farming. probably cries during chef documentaries. extroverted, independent, enthusiastic, optimistic, sometimes inexplicable to others. dreams of owning a three michelin star restaurant, loves to host parties just to cook for everyone. strong artistic streak; cares about plating and aesthetics. a connoisseur of sorts, particularly of cheese. loves eggs. loves eggs so much. has them every day for breakfast and claims they're nature's most wonderful gift. loves them so much he got a tattoo of an egg on his left shoulder blade. enjoys photography and skateboarding when he's not in the kitchen. works as a sous chef at a hip local restaurant with a seasonal menu. feisty; will get into arguments with vegetarians if they ever try to preach to him— he's fine with them for the most part, as long as they don't lecture him about it. despite this, he thinks vegetarian dishes and raw food options are an exciting new venue in which to experiment with cooking. loves the beach and the coast and sunny weather. he's laidback, go-with-the-flow, and easygoing, albeit a slacker when it comes to areas of responsibility. still, he's driven when he's got a goal, and nothing stands in his way at that point. most interests come and go, but cooking is his life long dream and he intends to make it come true.


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[catsassin]

Username: Lucid Dreams

Name: Omelette (Ome for short)

Gender: androgynous (any pronouns)

Personality: Omelette loves chickens and raises eggs like babies. Omelette really only seems happy around their favorite chicken, scramble deggs. Ome calls his chicken Deggs for short though. They have a sick humor and barely shows emotion.

Egg?

[eri]

Username: septemberr
Name: desayuno (desa usually always!)
Gender: female
Personality(250 words max): Desa works at her mother's diner, specializing in breakfast. She wants to go to college for cooking.
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