- Username Master of Nothing
Name Count Sergei of Tobolsk
Better Known As Chernobog
Gender unknown, he/him pronouns
Theme Song Komm Zuruck by Die Ärzte; translation here
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You find a scrap of newspaper drifting around in the streets of Chernobog's city, Tobolsk.
The first thing you notice is that it is written in English, not Russian. Its title and date is
torn, the rest soggy and caked with dirt, but at least it's readable. It says:
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The first thing you notice is that it is written in English, not Russian. Its title and date is
torn, the rest soggy and caked with dirt, but at least it's readable. It says:
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- The Pallas' cat leapt onto the leather couch where her master lay. "They're talking about you, Sergei," her strained, distinctly feminine voice reported.
"Mm?" The sleepy Count asked, sipping a glass of wine.
"They say you possess supernatural powers, like you're... a demon or something."
Chernobog choked on his wine and coughed, his cough slowly growing into a laugh. "Well, Alžbeta, I can tell you they're dead wrong. I am simply a man, with no power other than that science offers me. I am only a hypnotist, and I don't work for evil."
"They call you Chernobog," Alžbeta croaked, "and I'm sorry, but I don't recall you ever saying who you do work for?"
"Myself!" Chernobog erupted, raising his arms and spilling some of his wine. His voice echoed across the stone walls of his cave residence. "I am trying to find a knife that was stolen from me. It's very important, very valuable. And as for the name... It's pretty cool, right?"
Alžbeta paused. "Um... sure. How can a knife be so important as to scare so many innocent people?"
"They choose to get scared because they don't understand. That knife was given to me by someone of spiritual power-"
"A religious Starets?"
"Maybe, I never did find out. But he did tell me that the knife would keep me safe. And I believed him. So I need it. And I know I will get it back."
"You're just scared, aren't you?" Alžbeta teased slyly. "Afraid of getting hurt!"
"Not in the least!" Chernobog was unconvincingly too quick to answer. "I was also told the knife would be the cause of my death when the time came. If anything, I'm brave!"
- "So I keep talking to anyone, everyone, to see if they knew where the knife was taken. I hypnotize them to force possible thieves to spill their souls, and so that no one will remember my desperation. I'm a Count, a rich man. If they knew I wanted the knife so badly, and happened to find it, they'd demand my entire fortune!"
"Master," Alžbeta mumbled, "you may not be evil, but you are quite low."
"Awe," Chernobog cooed, setting down his wine on the marble table and picking up the cat, "but we are best friends, and you know that." He stood up, nearly hitting his head on a stalactite. Living in a cave had its downsides. He still held Alžbeta in his arms. "Now, lets go have dinner. I've prepared your favorite, salmon kulebyaka!"