1. Why are you so sexy?
How would one define the word "sexy"? There are text book definitions of it, so do other compliments. If beauty is really in the eye of the beholder, then everyone is considered perfect by at least one people in this world. However, it does not matter if others find you attractive, as long as consider yourself to be deserving of happiness and life. But in the end, I can not accept such empty words of praise. I can not accept any words, because feelings are much louder. I hope one day, the world would not need words. Only then will people express their true thoughts, emotions, ideals, and feelings.
2. What would you do if I was your mom and I took all the milkshakes in the world?
Such possessions are useless in that large quantity. I'd demand for you to relieve the world of the milkshake crisis you created before the world is plunged into deeper chaos. You may have caused a war by stealing milkshakes from countries, which leads to them pointing fingers at each other until everyone is a confused and nervous wreak, not being able to trust anyone but themselves in this backwards society.
3. How would you react if a purple gorilla jumps out of a garbage can with a banana, threatening to take your kids?
I'd threaten to take its banana away. Equivalent exchange, I suppose, if he did take my children. Although, I will never forgive anyone who would defy me in such a way. Violence is a powerful persuasion technique. In addition, I would be very disappointed if my offspring could not protect themselves from such a meager danger.
4. Why do you think this sexy beast ( no 2 ) is what you deserve?
I intend to use the character to its fullness. I have been searching for a humanoid character to serve as motivation to practice my drawing hand again. I'm also very interested in commissioning online artists to distribute more money, and I need more muses to roleplay as.
5. Not a question but your mom.
Very clever.