[Anima]

Owner: Anima
Equid Name: Tiro Al Blanco
Equid Age: 4
Gender: Male
Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Eat their faces off... you have a supply of bath salts... it would be an easy task, especially for you. [:

[Birchwood Hollow]

Owner: Mordacious
Equid Name: Pandaren
Equid Age: 6
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? This is some serious stuff here, Birch. Mission impossible-type-stuff, girl. [To help set the mood, you should play some mission impossible music as you do this] First, you will need a cans of soda (Preferably your keyboard's favorite) and one cupcake wrapper (Hopefully it's been used). Next, you should probably go to your local zoo and pick up some goat fur.... It's very important for this mission. Got all of your ingredients? Good? Alright. Very carefully place your can of soda on your keyboard, slow and steady. Open the soda, and pour a few drops onto your board. Torture it nice and mean... Then, snatch the soda away and LAUGH LOUDLY AT IT. Smash the cupcake wrapper in it's face and contaminate it's favorite soda with the nasty goat fur. Not enough? Pour the rest of the vile soda on it's head and glare at it while it looks up at you with sad, watery eyes.

There. Now you had a saddened keyboard, with a hurt face and no soda to make it happy.

[Ahem. Excuse the randomness... Much like you, I had soda too late at night and I don't know what to do with this new epic energy ;-;]

OMG TROLOLOLO win :'D

[Koiley]

Owner: -Kiley-
Equid Name: The Executioner
Equid Age: 3 years
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? Torture it with a rack-

It was a wooden frame usually above ground with two ropes fixed to the bottom and another two tied to a handle in the top.

The torturer turned the handle causing the ropes to pull the victim's arms. Eventually, the victim's bones were dislocated with a loud crack. If the torturer kept turning the handles, some of the limbs were torn apart, usually the arms

except with a keyboard.. xD

bah I'm prolly too late but I figured I'd try.

[mordacious]

Owner: Mordacious
Equid Name: Pandaren
Equid Age: 6
Gender: Male
[b]Height: 12.2HH
How should I torture my keyboard? This is some serious stuff here, Birch. Mission impossible-type-stuff, girl. [To help set the mood, you should play some mission impossible music as you do this] First, you will need a cans of soda (Preferably your keyboard's favorite) and one cupcake wrapper (Hopefully it's been used). Next, you should probably go to your local zoo and pick up some goat fur.... It's very important for this mission. Got all of your ingredients? Good? Alright. Very carefully place your can of soda on your keyboard, slow and steady. Open the soda, and pour a few drops onto your board. Torture it nice and mean... Then, snatch the soda away and LAUGH LOUDLY AT IT. Smash the cupcake wrapper in it's face and contaminate it's favorite soda with the nasty goat fur. Not enough? Pour the rest of the vile soda on it's head and glare at it while it looks up at you with sad, watery eyes.

There. Now you had a saddened keyboard, with a hurt face and no soda to make it happy.

[Ahem. Excuse the randomness... Much like you, I had soda too late at night and I don't know what to do with this new epic energy ;-;]

OMG TROLOLOLO win :'D

OMG YEYYY

thanks Birch<33 I love him ;a; he is so pretty<3

[Soph6297]

Congrats, he is such a lovely boy <33