Username + ID: Rabbit + 623629
Name: Faelios
Gender: Male
How much Hair is too much?
"No, too much? Nay, never.
Maybe to some, it might seem to be too much, but that's only what those uneducated and unaware will say, regarding hair. You see, once they have been enlightened to the true beauty and function of hair, would they be able to appreciate it for its worth.
My hair, to me, serves many purposes, including comfort, utility, and more. When I'm cold, I can wrap my hair around me like a wonderfully soft blanket. When it's hot, I can soak my hair in cool water to help keep my body hydrated and cool. If I'm feeling a bit shy or afraid, I can hide within my hair. Even when I'm needing a bit of extra help holding something, my hair is there to assist. Sure, it might be a bit of work to upkeep, but it's well worth it. Besides, you'd have to upkeep a bag or blanket or jacket anyway, wouldn't you? So might as well put all that effort into one.
And don't get me started on explaining just how absolutely fabulous I look -- the explanation for that is even longer than my hair~"