[azemyc]

Username - corvidous
Name - jasper
Gender - male
Bid - my platonic love for you, friend

[Only_Sky]

Username - Only_Sky
Name - Frieda
Gender - Female
Bid - A day by my side! -I must say, a cool person like me is hard to find, you're lucky! It'll be a chance of a lifetime ;))
I am such a cool, very nice, excellent person. You see that lambicorn? That lambicorn loves me! Well really they all do but one must be humble. I am also very fun, everyone looks and me and says 'Wow! What a fun person! I really like Sky!' You can't go wrong choosing to spend a day with me, my friend! I MUST ADD ONTO MY EXCELLENT BID, A small loan of a million (imaginary) dollars, just hand over the horse, buddy xo

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I was NOT expecting this but CLOSED! All bids posted before this post here count!
Stay tuned while I read through these gemstones.

[rem sleep]

Username - DaniCalifornia
Name - Epona
Gender - Female
Bid - My dignity

The bold, unapologetic nature of this absolutely had me lose my freaking mind. Please take this horse in exchange for your dignity.

I'd also like to offer replacement horses in exchange for the following offers which were ALSO way too funny
!~Satsuki~! I will accept ur existence in exchange for horse.
Friendlypandas I will accept the braincell of the mitochondria for horse.
adriana I will accept this generous offer of a decent sleep schedule, a trash feline and socks for horse.
corvidous I will accept ur love in exchange for horse.

for those who have been offered replacement horses, please DM me a picture of a horse with the coloration you'd like your RU to be inspired by! n v n

Thank you for humoring my extremely bizarre request, this was hilarious.