[tonsilstone]

username: dahefrey
kalon name: Frisco
tell me a joke: what do you call a monkey when it gets mad?
furious george.

[whim]

username: whim
kalon name: Shiro
tell me a joke:
Simba was always moving slow, so what did I tell him?
I told him to Mufasa.

[Birdy]

username: The Pirate
kalon name: Prometheus
tell me a joke: "What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? -- Aye matey"

[sapphirelion]

username: sapphirelion
kalon name: Carla
tell me a joke:
(I’ve heard something similar to this long joke, but this one is from reddit )

“STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
TEACHER: Ooh...ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.”

[nyabeille]

username: nadenade
kalon name: pebble
tell me a joke: what do you a cow thats laying down?



ground beef!!

[Spirit23Wolf]

username: Spirit23wolf
kalon name: Aiden
tell me a joke:

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site

[Zuu]

username: Egg.
kalon name: Darren
tell me a joke:

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?..
Because there’s too many cheetahs!
(I’m so sorry)

[sockwearer]

username: potioncat
kalon name: valin (means 'monkey king', indian name)
tell me a joke: what is the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple? they're both red except the green one.

[souldier]

username: souldier
kalon name: Chang li
tell me a joke: I threw a boomerang years ago - I now live in constant fear...

[S-S-Sweets]

username: S-S-Sweets
kalon name: tbd
tell me a joke: Ever touched a vibrating tuning fork to your ear?


It really hertz.