[prompt two ,, resolved or not]
Gill shrugs. "We lie," he says. "We go buy an egg from Wal-Mart and pretend its the same one we got in class."
Dagen looks like he's been personally wounded. He stares at the scrambled egg scene and says, "No, we can't."
Gill snorts. He wipes a bit of eggshell off his pants and says, "What do you wanna do, Dagen? Pick up all the pieces and glue it back together? Tell everyone that we broke our egg child the first day we had him?"
He means it sarcastically of course, no surprise with his biting tone, but Dagen's expression shifts to one of hope. "Yes," he says, "Yes, that's exactly what I want to do!"
Gill squints at him. He looks briefly at the egg, thoroughly squashed and seeping. "Seriously?"
Dagen is already moving to kneel beside the catastrophe, collecting the minute pieces in his open hand. "Yes, seriously," he says, "Now get down here and help me. This is half your fault anyway."
"Half is being generous," he says but he joins Dagen on the floor, and they skip their second period to scrape from the lunchroom linoleum each and every molecule they can. It takes them a great while to build it up; they spend that week's afternoons hunched over Dagen's living room table, pressing the wobbly shell back into place, fashioning their spherical child out of super glue and a few carefully whispered prayers. They take it to school with them wrapped in a loose flower scarf, shielded from their classmates' prying eyes, and say only that he's shy.
It takes them the entire week to resurrect the egg. It is due back on Friday, in their first period; they must present it and a typed essay to their biology teacher, and briefly explain the things that this assignment taught them. Gill works on steadying the egg's perpetual wobble while Dagen sits at his laptop and furiously types. They walk to school Friday with the egg in Dagen's hand, which they had only just barely finished the night before. Gilligan yawns absently into the curve of his jacket collar.
They take their usual seats and class proceeds as normal, with a few 'married' couples coming up and introducing their egg children and summarizing the essay that they all probably just finished that morning; and after Kathy and Carrie Ann show off their egg daughter Gail and talk about the power of friendship in a healthy marriage, it's their turn.
They go up to the front desk together, with the egg cradled in Dagen's hand. It's still half covered, the scarf lying like a flourish along the line of his wrist, the egg a lurking swollen shadow. The class hushes when Gilligan purposefully clears his throat.
"This is our son," he says, and whips the scarf from Dagen's hand to reveal their egg. It's like a magic trick; what the class expected to see, a normal and intact egg, replaced with a mosaic Frankenstein egg that Gill has doodled a crying face on. The teacher makes a noise behind them that Gilligan willfully ignores.
"This is our son Humpty," he repeats, "And it took us forever to glue him back together." The class is so taken aback by the scene that no one laughs; and Gill snorts and says, "Yeah, I know, we broke him. We killed our son on Monday. I'm sorry, Mr. B."
He bumps elbows with Dagen and says louder, "We may have broken our son but we did not break our marriage. I will never forget what Humpty did for us. Thank you, son."