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Username;; RedFur1322
Name;; Turner
Gender;; Male
What does it truly mean to be the Bananalord?
It seems the meeting has started. You roll your eyes and look around you, seeing who else attended this 'bananalord' meeting. They were all bananas. The small, yellow vaiki standing in front of you was holding a banana staff and wearing a cloak. This guy was bananas!
To be a banana lord is to truly have power. You must look authority in the eye and state your dominance like any delicious banana would. You must let everyone know that you are no peel-over! No one can remove your peel without YOUR permission! They cannot eat you without YOUR consent! You must show the world that you are no mere banana, but a banana LORD!
Silence.
When I was a young boy, I knew I was destined for power. No one believed me, but that pushed me even farther. And now, I am a bananalord. And YOU can become one as well. You simply have to show that YOU can handle the responsibility. To resist the temptations of all others in this world to show that you can be a lord.
Silence.
Now, remember. You must not let an enemy push you farther from your goals. Do not speak with our enemy. Do not befriend our enemy. Who is are enemy? Chocolate. Chocolate os much more tempting, even I cannot resist its rich bold flavor. But we must! If we want to be bananalords. Our rival will not prevail!!!
No stealing-
Has very low self-confidence.
Thinks he can speak to banananas.
His rival is chocolate.
Grew up small with big goals such as ruling the world.
Very sensitive, couldn't play with the other kids due to bruising easily.
Has social anxiety, which is why his only friends are bananas.
His staff is really just a banana on a stick.
Tries to control everyone, masking his insecurity.
Username;; RedFur1322
Name;; Turner
Gender;; Male
What does it truly mean to be the Bananalord?
It seems the meeting has started. You roll your eyes and look around you, seeing who else attended this 'bananalord' meeting. They were all bananas. The small, yellow vaiki standing in front of you was holding a banana staff and wearing a cloak. This guy was bananas!
To be a banana lord is to truly have power. You must look authority in the eye and state your dominance like any delicious banana would. You must let everyone know that you are no peel-over! No one can remove your peel without YOUR permission! They cannot eat you without YOUR consent! You must show the world that you are no mere banana, but a banana LORD!
Silence.
When I was a young boy, I knew I was destined for power. No one believed me, but that pushed me even farther. And now, I am a bananalord. And YOU can become one as well. You simply have to show that YOU can handle the responsibility. To resist the temptations of all others in this world to show that you can be a lord.
Silence.
Now, remember. You must not let an enemy push you farther from your goals. Do not speak with our enemy. Do not befriend our enemy. Who is are enemy? Chocolate. Chocolate os much more tempting, even I cannot resist its rich bold flavor. But we must! If we want to be bananalords. Our rival will not prevail!!!
No stealing-
Has very low self-confidence.
Thinks he can speak to banananas.
His rival is chocolate.
Grew up small with big goals such as ruling the world.
Very sensitive, couldn't play with the other kids due to bruising easily.
Has social anxiety, which is why his only friends are bananas.
His staff is really just a banana on a stick.
Tries to control everyone, masking his insecurity.
