SURVEY CARD
- Name?:
Yes, why don't you tell them your name?
My name is Fanti.
Your full name...
My name is Fantine. Most call me Fanti, though. My name means "childlike" in French. It fits me, I guess.
You guess?
Well...
Gender?:
Ugh. It seems like someone is blind, huh, Gue?
Fantine, hush! It's a simple survey, just take it.
I don't see why I'm taking such a time consuming question sheet. Pardon me - survey. I could be doing something interesting right now!
Fanti, please... Not now.
Yeah, I am a female for your information.
Age?:
Haven't you heard that you're not supposed to ask a lady that question..?
-glares- Look Fanti, just because you ate your last Reese's Peanut Butter Cup doesn't mean you can act like this!
-sighs- Fine, fine. I'm 20. Ish.
You're supposed to answer the questions truthfully, Fanti...
I'm 19 years old, almost 20.
How do you describe yourself?:
Well, I believe I am silent, shy, and -
You're trying to provoke me, aren't you..?
Yep. For making me do this.
... We can go for a long hike after this.
Yes! Alright, I describe myself as sarcastic, humorous with my friends, outgoing, childish, flirtatious, adventurous, creative, persistent, stubborn, sly, sneaky, independent, rebellious and slightly indecisive... That pretty much sums up me, I think.
Thank you.
Why, your welcome.
Happiest memory?:
Happiest memory..? Err... I don't know... I-I can't decide.
What about the time when-
No! I know now! It was when - nevermind...
How about-
I've got it! I've got it! It was when I was a young Kiamara, and I went to the beach. There was seafoam there, and I ran through. My friends came after me. We ended up having a foam-fight. Best day ever.
Favorite food/drink?:
Gawhh..! How nice of you! Wait - you do plan on buying me some, right?
No, just answer the question.
Aww... Fine. My favourite food would have to be an eclair. The creaminess, the lightness and the chocolate just completes it all. I love them... But I love cream puffs, too. Creamy things, yay!
She likes eclairs better, trust me. She won't be able to decide herself...
Crush?:
Crush? Yep. I've got one on this guy.
Fantine, please don't make me repeat myself. We've already been through this. You have to answer your questions correctly.
-ignores- Naw... I don't have a crush on that old dude. Just messing with your mind. I have a crush on this guy, though. Jekyll... Such a cutie, right..?
Oh, so you're just not even going to listen to me now?
Biggest quirk?:
Quirk, quirk, quirk... Umm... Quirk... That's a funny word... Quirk. Qu-ui-rk.
-sigh- It seems as though Fanti's lost interest. I'll tell you what her biggest quirk is.
Quirk. You know, "qu" sounds weird. Qu, qu, qu.
She always drinks a lot of orange juice after brushing her teeth. She thinks it tastes really good and refreshing...
It does taste good!
Worst fear?:
Fantine's worst fear is probably... Eating something that might be poisoned...
Eeep! That would be horrible. But, no. What I fear worst is... Caterpillars... I'm sorry, no, no. That's not my worst fear. It's dragonflies... Uh-huh... No joke that time. Have you seen the size of some of those suckers..! Terrifying...
Most embarrassing moment?:
Oh, umm... Hehe...
Your most embarrassing moment, Fantine...
Yeah, it's embarrassing, so it's private...
C'mon... You've answered the questions this far, you can answer this one...
Okay, I know that. -deep breath- My most embarrassing moment was when I was in a big group of other Kiamaras, and then I got eggs splattered on my head. Someone was throwing them down from the roof, and it was only hitting me. The whole group laughed. I never hung out with those guys again. It took days to get the egg smell and eggs out of my fur!
Greatest achievement?:
D'aww... My greatest achievement was making a giant, and I mean giant, birthday cake for my cousin. I was so glad he loved it. It was a chocolate and vanilla cake, half and half.
It was really messy, though...
-laughs- It was all over my fur!
Goal in life?:
My goal in life is to have a happy family. I really want to have my own offspring some day... I find little ones so cute...
If you could have anything, what would it be and why?:
Well, I would want to have a family, like I just explained.
Okay, now why do you want a family?
I want to have a family because I have always wanted, since I was little, to look after and love little ones of my own, and to have ones to love me. To have a nice, loving mate to snuggle up against everyday is a secret desire of mine. I've always wanted to have a loyal and long relationship. I think it would be amazing, to wake up to a family. A loyal, caring family. Everyone wants someone to care about them...
D'aawww... I never knew that...
-glares- Now you do.
Any final words?:
Well, I don't have any final words, but Fantine might...
Why, yes. I do. Do you want to hear a riddle?
-sigh-
Okay, let's just say all of you do. Here I go...
There is a shop that reads:
Buy 1 for $1.00
10 for $2.00
100 for #848e92.00
I needed 913 and still only paid #848e92.00. How could this be financially viable for the shop-keeper?
I'll leave you to ponder on that...