[slasher // twig]

Interview:
Username -Twig
Bean name -Odele
Bean gender -Gender

1-5 interview questions -
Art: Optional

[eli ayase]

Interview:
Username -
Bean name -
Bean gender -

1-5 interview questions -
Art: Optional

[zakki]

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username: smileygirl99
name: eleanor
gender: female

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smileygirl99: So, Eleanor, could you explain to us the meaning of your name?
eleanor: Certainly. My full name is Eleanor Christian May, but everyone just calls me Eleanor. I’m not that fond of nicknames, to be honest. The name Eleanor, according to the internet, originates from Old English and is a variation of Helen, which means “light of the sun”. Not quite sure how accurate that definition is *laughs* but I like my name.
smileygirl99: Yes, it is quite nice. Now I hope you don’t mind me asking, but what of crushes, friends, or siblings?
eleanor: Ah, it’s no problem. I’m not interested in anyone at the moment, but I’m bisexual, so it could be either gender. I do, however, have a few friends- Libertas, Tiberius, and of course my adoptive sister, Elise. They’re all quite enjoyable to be around, though Elise is a bit quiet.
smileygirl99: And what do you like to do in your spare time?
eleanor: I enjoy singing, reading, and eating delicious noodles.
smileygirl99: I see you have quite a few accessories, would you describe them for us?
eleanor: Well, to start, there’s my piercings. I have a normal nose one on my left side, then a standard lobe, upper lobe, and orbital on my right. There’s my pocket watch on my tail and my cross necklace, and to finish my glasses and, occasionally, my beanie. My style’s a little bit hipster, steampunk, and scene, if you count my hair.
smileygirl99: And lastly… in five words or less, how would you describe yourself?
eleanor: Quirky, protective, musical and hipster.

[yuketsu]

Interview:
Username - Thistlestar
Bean name - Vex
Bean gender - Male

1-5 interview questions -
Thistle: *clears throat and looks sophisticated* Greetings, err-
Vex: *in a quiet tone with a mischivious glint in his eyes* It's Vex. Call me V.
Thistle: Well um, might what your occupation be, V?
Vex: *grunts* Hmm, don't expect to laugh at me, umm err-
Thistle: It's Thistle, V, please I told you at the beginning of the interview!
Vex: *rolls eyes* Well, I have no time to remember such unimportant facts. Well anyways, I'm a singer, spy, thief, dancer, baker, carpenter,cardiothoracic Surgeon, cytologist -
Thistle: *flicks ears* Cut the act out, V. A real answer please.
Vex:*averts eyes away* Fine.. but don't tell anyone! *whispers in a quiet tone* I work as a mercenary, thief, spy, anything for money. *gets hungry look in eyes* anything, I mean anything I don't care. I can double spy. No one can trust me in the end..huh? *licks lips*
Thistle: *nods importantly* Ok, next down the list,l what's your sexuality?
Vex: Oh me? Hmm... I don't have time to deal with smoochy lovey dovey things.
Thistle: Better luck than, a girlfriend my due you some good-
Vex: Hey! Don't insult me!
Thistle: Anyways,down to 2 more questions! How do you consider the world?
Vex: The world? I would give it another thought. I don't give a crap for the world, nor for its fate or destiny or downfall. If its the end, its the end. I don't care what happens.
Thistle: *raises eyebrows* Well, what is the purpose you think for of your life?
Vex: Life? I only live to decieve, for revenge, and vengeance, I have no idea what we call "life." Life has been distorted and disturbed with people, people like me. From murder, from hunger, from thirst. There is no purpose to life, is there? Life is something we all want, only yet few are chosen. Only the strongest will survive here. We make our life. We write out own scripts, not to follow someone else's acts, but choose our own. Only you can know what 'life" means to yourself.
Thistle: Well, that was a long run. V, thank you for joining us today!
Vex: *closes eyes* Now this is all done, you said you would give me the money right? I mean the money you said you would pay me for the interview? I could care less for it.

[closet-maverick]

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façade

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Lex

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male

façade: "Helloooo there. My name is Façade, and today we have Lex here, who has so kindly agreed to be our interviewee!"

Lex: "Yes, yes... of course. Whatever." -rolls eyes- "Let's just hurry up and get this thing over and done with, can we?"

façade: "Alright, as you wish. The first question for you is - what's the most embarrassing thing you have ever experienced?"

Lex: "Oh man, you just had to start with that question, didn't you? Fine. I have dyslexia. On the first day of high school, we had this huge assembly where everyone in our grade was there for a 'spelling bee' sort of thing. It was like an icebreaker activity to warm us up for the year. Nobody volunteered to go up on stage to do it, so the principal had to choose someone. And out of what, a couple' hundred or so beans, he picked me. At the time, I didn't know I had dyslexia. He told me to spell the word 'bus' and I was like, 'huh that's easy', until I wrote it down on the whiteboard. 'B-S-U'. And I just stood there on stage facing the audience, a huge smirk on my face and my chin lifted up in confidence. Then everyone burst out laughing - even all of the teachers. I was utterly humiliated, and you can't even imagine how the rest of my school years are going...."

façade: "What a depressing story. Let's move on to something a bit happier, then. What do you think makes this world so special, and how would you change it?"

Lex: "Well, it's the only one.... if I could change it, everyone would have a six month holiday, twice a year. Nah, I'm joking. It would be nice if everyone was treated equally; no matter what disorder or disease they have, how they dress, or what their personal hobbies are."

façade: "Here's an easier question - what is your favourite colour and why?"

Lex: "I thought it would be obvious enough with my hair and all.... but it's pink. I don't give a damn if you think it's a feminine colour - it's a colour of strength. Pink is made of red and white, obviously. Red is the colour of passion, power and determination while white is the colour of faith. And you know what? Pink used to be for boys while blue was for girls, since pink is the stronger colour. Real men wear pink..."

façade: "I see... now I'm always gonna view that colour differently."

Lex: "Good to know. Are we almost done?"

façade: "Yes, just two more questions. If you were a box of cereal, what would you be?"

Lex: "I would most likely be cardboard.... most cereal boxes are made of cardboard."

façade: "Okay, let me rephrase that question. What exact cereal would you be?"

Lex: "Don't worry, I was just messing with you. But I'd say.... Froot Loops? Not just because I love the cereal so much. You can never predict what the exact taste of the next mouthful will be like, unless you choose what the combination of colours you decide to eat. That's sorta like me, I guess. Others say I'm unpredictable, but say if you do a certain thing like trash my vinyl collection, you can start running because it wouldn't be pretty when I find you."

façade: "I love Froot Loops too. And you have a vinyl collection? That's awesome. Anyway, here's the last question. If you were going to a party and could only bring three things, what would you bring?"

Lex: "Me, myself, and I. I'm not really the social type if you haven't realized already, besides I don't normally do parties. Unless I know the host well. I always go to concerts, though..."

façade: "Uh huh. What's your favourite band, then?"

Lex: "I thought you said that was the last question! -glares- "I don't have one, anyway."

façade: "Haha, I'm sorry. And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the end of our interview. Thank you Lex, for generously contributing your time towards this."

Lex: "Finally."

[whisky]

Username;;
Whisky
Bean name;;
Jada Alley, aka Sniper
Bean gender;;
Female

1-5 interview questions -

We'll start real basic here. What are your favorite bands and why?

So, tell me, Ms. Jada, Why are you referred to as Sniper?

We've heard some rumors, so just what is the truth behind your eye marking?

Now, Ms. Alley, I hope you don't mind my asking, but why are you so, uhm, personality diversed?

Thank you for coming, Ms. Jada Alley. Is there anything else you'd like to add?
Art: Optional

[toccata]

Interview:
Username - koppo
Bean name - Ashler
Bean gender - Female

1-5 interview questions -
Art: Optional

[BlazzingWolf]

Interview:
Username - 'Ah, is this thing on..? Oh! Hello and welcome to this interview! My name is BlazzingWolf!'

Bean name - 'Today I am interviewing a jelly bean dragon by the name of Oliver!'

Bean gender- 'Oliver as identified himself as a Male here today.'

1-5 interview questions -
Me; 'So Oliver, why pink?'
Oliver; '*snorts* Pft pink is the manliest colour out. It really brings out my eye you know? Eyes are the most important aspect of the face next to hair of course!'

Me; 'Hmm interesting. What would you describe yourself as?'
Oliver; 'Punk of course. Not cause I stand out just to stand out. I am truly being my self; who I really am on the inside. My body and what I do with it is an expression of how I feel.'

Me; 'Wow. That's awesome. Andrea black stripes on your back, what's that all about?'
Oliver; 'It's pretty much my heart beat when I listen to my music. It just really gets my heart going.'

Me; 'I feel that. Now, those nails, are they painted or natural?'
Oliver; 'All natural of course. Even if they weren't, I'd probably paint them that colour.'

Me; 'You're really true to yourself aren't you, you don't care what others think of you?'
Oliver; 'Yeah, I really am. I don't really care what others thinks of me. I'm bit harming them. I'm not effecting them. I don't care what they think. As long as its about me'

Me; 'Well that concludes my interview with Oliver today. Hope you all enjoyed our time!
Over and out!'

[Qiokkabee]

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Unfortunately, I'm dropping out due to the fact that I couldn't find the tie to finish when I thought I very much did.

[pouty]

xxxxxxxxxxxxx - and here's to our next guest ! -

Hahaha the white furred creature enters the room laughing and waving at the cheering crowd. We have been doing this for how long now, Hopeful. ? his pink eyes look up from underneath his hair, a smirk formed on his lips. Please, introduce yourself. with a happy sigh, his pink eyes turned away from the interviewer and to the crowd. I'm known as Taboo. A genius name, might I add. But.. didn't you pick the
name ? Yes, I did. the confidence in Taboo's voice seemed to influence the crowd to cheer a bit louder at
that. Well, it is genius. under the pink eyes stare, the interviewer was hastily made to agree. Great, so we're
on the same page ! with a pink sweep across the crowd, Taboo's gaze returned to the interviewer. And you are,
in fact, a male ? the crowd laughed at that, as if cued in by Taboo's echoing laugh. Haha, I'd like to think so.
Otherwise the lady fans might be.. disappointed. he winked at the crowd - which was followed by gasps and shrieks -
before looking at the nervous interviewer. Alright, alright. What have you got there, Hopeful ? After a few ' uhs '
and ' oh yes ' s from her, another question flowed into the conversation. So, we have heard rumors that your eyes
are not, in fact, naturally pink ? at that, Taboo chuckled a little and shifted in his seat. Oh uh no, they're natural
all right. sighs of relief echoed from the crowd, which made the pink eyed creature smile. Great.. and now for something
more personal. sudden silence filled the room. Is there a special lady in your life ? at that, Taboo's smile widened
and he leaned in closer to the interviewer. Of course but.. this stays here. he pointed at the crowd. You all keep this a secret
too.. So, they've white fur.. fur as soft as the touch of a feather from a birds wings.. a smile that just breaks your heart into
tiny pieces from its beauty, the way it plays around the eyes and the overall face. and eyes.. those pink eyes. crowd laughs
and shouts for a real answer. Well.. at least we don't need to worry about your self-esteem. Crowd laughs a little
before Taboo starts speaking.
Hah, alright. How about I tell you what I look for ? Shouts of approval rise from the crowd and the interviewer nods. I don't care
what she looks like. the smile was long gone and his eyes were looking straight at the crowd. Or what she likes, how she laughs
or what she went through. what matters is the way she speaks because, her speech will decide how she sings. her singing will
decide just how much in sync we are. and with that, the crowd was left without a noise, only the sound of clapping rung in the
room as Taboo made his way out.


xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx- Taboo everybody ! -