[Angua]

username: Angua
name: Have to think about
tell me a joke:


A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says
, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine."

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it," and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse. What is he - deaf or something?"

The trainer replies, "Deaf? Deaf?! He's not deaf. He's blind!"

[ghost queen.]

username: ghost queen.
kalon name: surya
tell me a joke:

q: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a: a condescending con descending.

[lumy]

username: lumy
kalon name: Jack
tell me a joke:
A small stray dog ​​strolled in the woods when he stumbled upon a starving lion coming toward him. When realizing the danger, the little dog thinks fast and begins to gnaw some bones . He exclaims very casually:

"Ah, how delightful is this lion that I've just hunted!"

The lion suddenly stops and slips out not to be the target of the little puppy's fury. Of course, the dog was happy to have managed to fool the lion. However, he did not know that a monkey, from the top of the trees, had witnessed the scene and went quickly to tell everything to the lion.

Seeing the monkey's attitude, the puppy became desperate, before thinking of running away, he sees the traitorous ape approaching with the lion, even more hungry and furious ...

Again he needed to think fast and instead of running, he resolved to to turn away from the danger, as if nothing was happening. The moment the lion was ready to attack him, he exclaimed:
- Lazy monkey bastard! It's been half an hour since I told him to bring another lion to feed me and he has not come back yet ...

[dzo]

username: ~prophecy~
kalon name: ezra
tell me a joke:
Jupiter came down to Earth one day and helped two criminals plan an elaborate bank robbery. They both ended up getting caught. The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years behind bars, but Jupiter was a bit shocked to get arrested and handed a ten year stretch himself. “But your honour. I didn’t even take part in the robbery!” said Jupiter. “Yes” replied the judge. “But you did help them Planet!”

[.catastrophe.crow.]

username: MikaiDrawz
kalon name: Mello
tell me a joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, " Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied, " I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: " And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied, " Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said, " Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

[sobble]

this adopt ended last night “^^
That being said, goodluck everyone!

[souldier]

Good luck all!

[tonsilstone]

gl guys!

[Paints]

Good luck!

[FluffyBirdie]

Good luck! There were some great jokes here XD