[fruitvale]

who r u ;; me of course /wonk
who is dis kal?? ;; this kane
wot gender r they? ;; no
why they screm??? ;; bc,,,,,,,,, get to se muscilclal at theuhtr and it rly cool rite I <<<<333333 msucsls ??????? wonk is cool ooh borb i like borb you know thrthess cool 2 . screm dyn y not like skenmibg 5ooooo fin/ anfru culoon anger @ u lokr srsly ; ) dud u no tht ornag juss && totpast is gross I had for brekfas so I screem thst y I screm bc it gros?k bye lov u bby signed kwne the enssd
ps i <<3333333 scremng bi for noe
pss i dunt actrly lek ornagdes ghooz end tpphtzste e ts dun trie it it shookkening me



I legitimately typed this at 3am while half asleep and p much drunk on coca cola

[Esther~]

who r u ;; *~Blizzard~*
who is dis kal?? ;; Bean (called smol bean by friends)
wot gender r they? ;; Male
why they screm??? ;; Their cat chose to sit with his friend instead of him

[GizmoTheWizard]

who r u ;; GizmoTheWizard
who is dis kal?? ;; Peanut Butter
wot gender r they? ;; Female
why they screm??? ;; Bucause she run out of Peanut Butter

[Reiji]

who r u ;; Leslie, my name and I'm not veey good at this game
who is dis kal?? ;; He doesnt even know himself [Markel]
wot gender r they? ;; Male probs
why they screm??? ;; have you ever felt the need to scream
bc Markel feel that 24/7 bc life is agony

[goobygalaxy]

who r u ;; pidge yes hello
who is dis kal?? ;; clamo (means scream in latin)
wot gender r they? ;; male
why they screm??? ;; people will nOT STOP BEING SO ANNOYING
yeah he just likes being alone bc most people get on his nerves
also he just kind of feels like screaming all of the time
he doesn't know why

[Rhys~]

who r u ;; Rhys~
who is dis kal?? ;; Yuku
wot gender r they? ;; Male
why they screm??? ;; he hates the silence so badly, that he always makes noises to mute the silence

[Peachpie1164]

who r u ;; I be Peachpie1164, dun eat me tho. I ain't an edible pie.
who is dis kal?? ;; He be Tato. Short for Potato, his mumma thought it waz funny.
wot gender r they? ;; Tato be mail.
why they screm??? ;;
You dun know? That's terrifying, absolutely insane! Can't you see it? Behind him! Directly behind him! It looks exactly like him and follows him everywhere! His mumma told him it was a kinda demon called a shadow, trying to take his place if he dont screm at it every time it appears. So he screms and runs to escape zee demon.

[ThatDragonAdara]

who r u ;; ThatDragonAdara
who is dis kal?? ;; Purpkurn
wot gender r they? ;; Male
why they screm??? ;; their friend pranked them by putting a hot pepper in their orange juice. And it burns. A lot.

[deimido]

who r u ;; solgaleo.
who is dis kal?? ;; rhubarb.
wot gender r they? ;; demigirl.
why they screm??? ;; they were just chillin' one sunny day and all of a sudden?? bam, she knows all the secrets of the universe now. every piece of info about everything EVER is all rhubarb's, please help them.

[corgiboy]

who r u ;;
Your father
who is dis kal?? ;;
My son idk I don't name my children cUz I'ma bad dad
wot gender r they? ;;
I forgot I thought it was a plane
why they screm??? ;;
Cuz they hate me