[MapleNeko]

Username: MapleNeko
Name: Waffles
Recipe: Hi there, I'm Waffle's, and I've always loved when my humans have brought me pancakes (not the other WME silly) because they're a childhood recipe for me.........(life story continues for a solid 5min)

And because they're one of my favourite foods, they must be made out of my favourite foods!

Pancake Recipe by Waffles
First, collect your dry ingredients, these are substitutable with your favourite foods too!
- 2 giant mouthfuls of Oats
- A sprinkling of Alfalfa
- Fresh Grass from the other side of the fence
- Apples and other fruits, pinched off the humans
- Whatever treats the human brings

Mix these together until homogeneous, you could happily eat this now! But were going to take it one step further!

Next you're going to take them over next to the water trough and kick water out onto the dry ingredients until they are thoroughly soaked. Let the oats and Alfalfa soak it all up for a little bit. With your freshly cleaned trough hoof pack it down really well into a flat shape, and tahdh! That's a pancake... Right?

[♔Voltaire♔]

Username: Voltaire
Name: Frittata
Recipe:

1. How
2. Have an existential crisis. What even is a pancake because like, it’s not even a cake? And what even is a pan?!
3. Find something that maybe looks like a cake- eh, this ball of clay will do
4. Now for a pan… No idea what that is. ain’t that like, the guy with the flute or sum
5. Well I’ll just use this flat rock
6. Stomp on that clay like it owes you taxes. Wait what are taxes-
7. Yeah that looks pretty flat to me! Bone Apple teeth

[Tealea]

Username: Tealea
Name: Adagio
Recipe:
Appleloosa Groundcakes
Ingredients: apple, apple, apple and oh, apple, stick (for crunch), rock (for crunchier crunch), grass with dirt (for flavor)
Equipment: hooves, mouth
Time: 6 minutes and 14 seconds

Step 1: Take apples from bucket (freshly picked by humans) and chew until mush, or take whole bucket if making big pancake.
Step 2: Find stick. Self-explanatory? Chew until mush mixes together for double mush.
Step 3: Find rock. Chew to mix in with mush. Chew as much of chunks of rock as able to, the loosa your teeth feel, the betta'.
Step 4: Chomp at grass (recently tended to is freshest), and chomp into ground to pull up dirt for extra flavor. Chew to mix with previous ingredients.
Step 5: Spit ingredients on ground and stomp until completely flat.
Step 6: Eat. Lick directly from ground. The end. Enjoy your ground cakes c:

[Nanorat]

Username: Nanorat
Name: Butter
Recipe:

Step 1. Carefully scout the surroundings for humans called "hikers". Only the loud ones with colorful pelts on them will do - not the ones with long sticks going to the river sides nor the ones with thunder sticks crouching in the woods.
Step 2. Locate a den and observe their schedule from a safe distance. Confirm the target presence in their den.
Step 3. Wait for them to leave the food stash unguarded. That shouldnt take long as they often scatter around the area; but if they take too long, a little rustling in the bushes could be helpful to scare them.
Step 4. STEAL their pancakes by swooping in like a hawk catching its prey. Speed is crucial at this point, humans are very quick with flashing things they point at you!
Step 5. Return back to the herd to enjoy the hunting spoils (slightly slobbery ones after being carried back in mouth) together.

[RainbowFinch]

Username: Rainbowfinch
Name: Sunny
Recipe:

Requirments: 1 Large Flat Rock, Fresh Eggs, A Mouth Full of Hay, the Skill and Desire of a Pyromaniac

Step One: Sneak out of paddock. (For tips and tricks on learning to escape stable or paddock please visit my blog on such techniques here *Link Provided*)

Step Two: Find the chicken coop and steal as many eggs fit in your mouth.

Step Three: Bring eggs to your cooking station. Make sure your flat rock is there and I recommend a place without much vegetation around.

Step Four: Go grab the hay, a big mouthful will suffice.

Step Five: Drop eggs onto rock so they break open.

Step Six: Place Hay ontop of Eggs

Step Seven: Use your hoof to strike the rock, works best with shoes but can be done bare footed

Step Eight: Repeat Step Seven until hay catches fire

Step Nine: Watch the world BURN

Step Ten: Enjoy pancakes!!

[kortico]

Username: kortico
Name: cowboy
Recipe:

1.) linger stealthily on front porch, ignoring human's "awww"ing. accept offers of sugar cubes, however.
2.) enter kitchen when youngest human inevitably leaves the door wide open.
3.) ensure that you "live laugh love", as the wooden sign requests.
4.) take cast iron skillet from the stovetop.
5.) push the glass cover off of the cake (flavor varies) that the eldest human makes every sunday morning and sets by the fridge.
6.) plop entire cake into the pan you are gripping very tightly in your mouth.
7.) exit kitchen with your "pan cake". success.

[p-ond]

Username: p-ond
Name: Esette (trans queen)
Recipe: 1 hoof-ful of mud and seven slurps of water carried from the closest river/stream/lake via mouth into cooking pot (hole in ground). leave it to simmer (evaporate in sun) for 6 days until perfect pancake consistency. Spread flat (2 inches thick) on nearest stone surface. sow grass seed. wait 7 months for grass to grow. if you are lucky some of the grass is oats. consume & enjoy.

[flyteck]

Username: flyteck
Name: Pancake
Recipe:

Step 1: Find ideal patch of clover, primrose, or other sweet plant -- must be in the sun
Step 2: Roll, get comfy, bake in sun
Step 3: Find a grove of sugar maple, rub amongst the trunks until some sap is collected in the fur

Now toasty and sweet <3

(He's the pancake!!)

[Touke]

Username: Touke
Name: TBD
Recipe:

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... did you really think Equids can write in our language? Good luck decrypting it now.
(I'm sure their pancakes are tasty though!)

[clouds-move-on]

Username: clouds-move-on
Name: Melchizedek
Recipe:

1] get a cake
2] get a pan
3] place the pan on a flat surface
4] place the cake in the pan

panned cake
that is what you wanted
right?