[rabbit.tears]

somebody took "you look like a snack" too seriously and here we are 😔

[awadeen]

funny:
i uhm,,, i eatd it hehahah

Serious:
He was mistaken for a male mantis and was eaten halfway... yikes. He managed to escape and somehow survived. He's known as "Sir. Vivor" Because of his quick escape.

[Exitium]

Funny
He went to outer space and lost it ✌️

Serious

He fell in a vat of acid when attached to a harness, so only his hind legs and bottom got damaged 😔

[dogish]

he commits to the bit

[reshihall]

funny: he got eated. i was hungry im sorry
serious: he had a mishap with some acid that ate the tissue off of his bones. hes still alive, surprisingly

[GrimySoftPaws]

Funny:
His hind grew a brain and mini legs, then ran away to be part of a carnival act! (O∆O)

Serious:
When the hind got to the carnival, they were eaten by a lion, and then he was forever without his hind /w\

[swag]

funny; 2 words. taco bell

serious; he fell into lava and it melted his hind end off but was somehow cursed to continue living in agony

[EatingTuna]

funny. their back legs fell into haha skeleton juice

seriou.s. they got stuck and managed to escap but somehow lost their back half flesh in the process

[Chamrosh]

Serious

Born like that, without the back legs, and the hospital proshetics were super boring, made their own funky spooky ones instead

Silly

Front half of a pantomime horse, buddy friendo (with fleshy back legs but boney front legs) hasn't arrived yet to be the back...

[puffbabe]

Funny: Someone told him he was a handful
Serious: He sacrificed his limbs and lower torso to become immortal