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username;; ambopteryx
name; Vernon
pronouns;; He/him
oh geez what happened?;; (205 words)
Someone told him an abysmal dad joke. Specifically, he was told this story-
“So I was at a grocery store checking out, and this old lady told me I look just like her son, and how she hadn’t seen him for quite some time. She asked if I would be alright if she could tell the cashier that I was her son. I said sure, she was just an old lady who missed her son. Kind of strange but seemed harmless. So she checked out, and I moved up in line. The cashier told me to pay before I scanned anything, so of course I had to ask why. Apparently, the old lady said that since I was ‘her son’, I would cover the cost. I paid, because I couldn’t just leave, but I left my own stuff there and ran to catch up with the lady. She was shoveling her stuff into her car, and when she saw me she sped up. I sprinted over, and I tripped on her groceries. The lady tried to kick me! I managed to grab her foot, though. So there I was, on the ground and pulling this old lady’s leg, kinda like how I’m pulling yours now.”