[sylveonsweetie987]

Username: sylveonsweetie987
Kalon Name: Brun Ayley
Newspaper Ad: Tired, nerdy kalon, 19, looking for a friend to binge Veronica Mars, etc. with. Do not contact if you don't ship Logan with Veronica.

[zakuro.]

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RES OML

[sillies]

Username: midna.
Kalon Name: Damien
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I appear to have invented an evil Roomba . . .

If anyone would like to volunteer to come turn it off, that'd be fine by me!
Please hurry, it's plotting to destroy the city, and I was barely able to send
this in before I got captured.

[Knickknacks]

Username: Knickknacks
Kalon Name: Marcel
Newspaper Ad:

Wanted: Expedition Partner who’s good with maps (and/or ghosts)
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New to these parts, with the intent of exploring some of those cursed temples I've heard about. Any locals who are skilled (or at least competent) at cooking, navigating, or communicating with vengeful temple spirits are invited to accompany me. I've set up temporary lodgings in the canvas tent just outside the main village; all interested can reach me there.

*All work is taken up at the applicant's own risk. I take no responsibility for any injuries or traumatic experiences you may gain in traveling with me, though I'll do my best to not let you die.

[watts]

Username: monchy
Kalon Name: joqua
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𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄

𝚄𝚂 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙾𝙸𝙰 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝙲
𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴. 𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚄𝙽
𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚁 𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝙳𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝚈 𝙷
𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃. 𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙾𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝚂
𝙰 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚀𝚄𝙴 𝙰𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙸𝚂 𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾
𝙸𝙽𝚅𝙾𝙻𝚅𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼𝚂𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴𝚂. 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙾
𝙴𝚇𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝚃 𝟼𝟺 𝚆𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙽
𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙶𝙴.

𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙻𝚈.
𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄.

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[☆ star child]

Username:★ star child ★
Kalon Name: jodie
Newspaper Ad:

wanted - demon without a moral compass or maybe just a really vengeful angel. I'll even take a really, really angry mortal

Hi guys I think I made God angry at me so I'm looking for someone to help?? Simple list of tasks you are required to complete if you want this job:
- store the oranges in the fridge and lock it with the bolts provided.
- check on the laundry at least three times per wash to make sure no reds have been snuck into the whites!!
- make sure all rubber stoppers are wedged under doors properly. seriously I've broken my nose 3 times now
- some knowledge on holy exorcism would be cool I think they possessed aunt Moyle but I'm not sure so not really required, just a bonus
- check all alarms are turned on and set to the right time at least half an hour before they're due to go off - dont wake me when you're checking please!!
- if a daisy chain shows up on the table, must be able to take me out of town for a minimum of 6 working days.

Contact me on 0374-xxxx-x1 or Jodie.jose@kalmail.com if you can help! Its urgent. I'll feed you and you can live in my house for free just please help me

[Meduz]

Hello,
Sorry this has taken me so long to judge, the competition was very tough. In the end I just couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous this is, so congratulations to Midna. on your new slightly ridiculous kal!

Username: midna.
Kalon Name: Damien
Newspaper Ad:

I appear to have invented an evil Roomba . . .

If anyone would like to volunteer to come turn it off, that'd be fine by me!
Please hurry, it's plotting to destroy the city, and I was barely able to send
this in before I got captured.

Thank you to everyone for entering. (I promise I will judge my other readopt soon)

[SilhouetteStation]

congrats! :>

[【Ｗｉｌｄｆｉｒｅ】]

Congratulations! You can keep the art.

[Knickknacks]

Congrats! Your entry made me smile- hope Damien can defeat his creation somehow :>