Name: Lorem Im link! not Lorem, just because i look like a myth doesn't mean i am a myth- Oh, was i stubborn again? Yeah, Im a female, not a male, sorry about that..
Gender: Male The sima in the myth is male, but im- ugh! Life in the forest has made me like this! Please excuse me.
Lorem ipsum, a documentary. (Questions) wrote: "Here i am in Lorem's forest, here to finally debunk the myth of Lorem, the forest guardian, to prove that he doesnt exi-"
"Who is that Pinecone there!"
"Woah Woah, i thought you didn't exist! Well, may i interview you? Also please don't call me 'Pinecone'."
Sure interview as you may but don't report me to the public, also get used to me calling you "Pinecone". The forest must be... protected.
"Uhh, okay? Soo... what may we begin with? How about i ask you... what happened with your eye?"
That's none of your business, but if you want an answer, i can just blame it on the wolves.
"Okay? So... Lorem, How is life in the forest? I should have thought of a better question.."
First of all, my name is not Lorem, im link.. forest life has been good... i guess. I have lived in the the temple of Lorem protecting the forest, but thanks to pinecones like you... ugh! Just leave the forest or I will call the animals on you!
"Uhh, sooo... Link, it sounds like you are hiding something?"
Me? Hiding something? Small chance, go away now, i... i need to be alone, remember animals!
Arrgh, animals... ATTACK! Animals ATTACK! Ugh why isn't it working... just go. please? Out of my forest.
"What is wrong! Something tells me you are not the real Lorem,"
real? No i'm not the real lorem, i only ran to the forest to be alone... to calm down and escape Reality... Just because i said that i felt like my pet Bearded dragon was talking to me doesn't mean im crazy, i left because nobody understood, i left so nobody could ever judge, I just look that part to stay alone.
"Link, you shouldn't be hiding, leave the forest, the world has changed."
I guess i could, but if reality is just as bad as it was then I will call the animals on you... Just kidding, but I will be mad at you, I kind of wondered if Torr was still home anyways.
"Ok, we are running out of time, so Link, did you have any pets, aside from Torr, who i think is your bearded dragon. "
Well there is a deer who I always see, i always called him marty, but he just drops by.. But i have a pet frog who always stays near my for a weird reason, I call him clingy although it's a bit childish.. ugh, this is embarrasing me now, can you leave the forest now?
"Ok?
Anyways, this was lorem ipsum, a documentary, Lorem may not exist but there is something much better than a silly myth. Remember, don't let the looks deceive you."
- TV Static-
Extra features wrote:Likes wrote:Now i have watched Link for a bit after the review and heres what i think i found:❤️ She appears to like climbing? although she appears to bad at it, i was wondering where those scratches come from?
❤️ She has some overeactive imagination, which leads to me thinking she likes to "Larp" with the animals? I don't really know how?
But it looks like this, i wonder how good she'd be at real larping.
❤️ She seems to like collecting stuff dropped in the forest? Even if it's trash?Dislikes wrote:💔 Ok,
I was kicked out so there isn't many dislikes but i hope you enjoyed!
maybe i was atleast a tiny bit wrong about her collecting outside stuff, she seems to throw most of it away, i don't know how she does though.
💔 Ok, i found this out after she completely kicked me out but she still doesn't like people in that forest, although she really shouldn't claim a whole forest to herself, hopefully i had changed her but she still seems to appear to hate people
I think the DVD is scratched. wrote:"Maybe he is right, maybe i should go out of the for- " -COULD NOT READ DISC.-
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