[BluebonnetBree]

Why are you guys picking numbers? It's not that kind of raffle xD

• When do vampires like horse racing?
•• When it's neck and neck

[moonlit.]

What do you call a pony's cough?

A LITTLE HOARSE!

lol sorry >.< I wanted it to be horse related c:

[Spiritstar3]

A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, and fires two shots. The man says Thank you, leaves a tip, and walks out the door. Why the Thank you and the tip?
A: The man had the hiccups

(Watch NCIS episode A Man Walks Into A Bar...))

[Direwolfqueen]

mrw when you fart in the car
http://imgur.com/HSizrfC

[dogish]

What did one wave say to the other? "That's how I roll."
Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. I shell never tell another joke. //shotdead

[Hell Hound]

Customer: “Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter: “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

[ExVenor]

Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?

A: Their horns don't work.

[feverrr]

My parents always told me to follow my dreams. Wait, what's your address again?

[SunsetPatches]

you guys stahp making me laugh in the middle of class!

What would bears be without bees?

...Ears.

[husky.]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No-eye deer.