[Hobbit Geek]

Username: Hobbit Geek
Equid's Name: Lupin
Age: 11 years
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: When Lupin was young, his friends dared him to go out to the graveyard by himself at night. Being a prideful colt he couldn't help but agree, so that night they went out and watched him go into the graveyard alone, and for awhile everything seemed fine. But then he saw it! The flash of white passing by ever so quickly, oh how it startled him! He galloped back to his friends yelling "GHOST!!" They agreed to go out and see if his 'ghost' was real. What did they find? A lost little white toy poodle. They laughed so hard and teased him about his little ghost for weeks, months even. He still gets teased about it from time to time, though he laughs about it now as well.

[Lisette]

Username: Lisette
Equid's Name: Tempest
Age: 13 years
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: Tempest was always sticking his nose into things, always curious, as a foal. There were no boundaries that he recognized and nothing could stop him from figuring things out. His funny story was about an adventure he went on with a few friends and family members. There was a little stream that was nearby where his herd resided and he had been called upon to join the adventure. Excitedly following his herd mates towards the stream, he waited patiently for his turn to cross the log that his friends used to cross whenever they went over towards the flower field on the other side. Picking up the rear, he began to cross when he heard a strange sound. Thinking nothing of it, he continued on until the log gave way. He landed on his rump, soaked from head to tail, and covered in the mud that had accumulated on the log. His friends rolled with laughter as he sat there trying to process what it was that happened. Soon after he joined in on the laughing, heading home with the boys to a mother who tried to be mad but couldn't help her laughter.

[S h e b s t e r]

Username:S h e b s t e r
Equid's Name:Spider
Age:5
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story:
Well. This funny story wasn't so funny to him. About 3 years, so he was about 2 years old. Spider and some friends were exploring all around the woods just simply checking stuff out. Echo was hiding behind trees trying to not be seen.. He had a plan. So Spider just walks and walks and walks then ''BAM" something drops on him an Spider freaks out and runs around trying to get it off. Not paying attention where hes going he trips and falls directly on top of a Skunk EEEWWWWWW!!! Being a skunk of course it sprays I mean.. it just got laid on by and Equid! Spiders friends here a very loud stream of laughter coming from behind a tree. It was Echo. He noticed he got caught and galloped off. Spider stood up and smelt so bad his friends tried to cover there noses. But then Spider was still thinking of what landed on him? Then one of his friends stepped a few feet back from Spider.. He says "uuhhh Spider... you might want to stay still. Its a giant Spider on you!!" One of his friends hurry and whip the spider off with their tail. Then they all ran out of the woods to go try and get rid of the nasty skunk smell.. Spiders family told him to go find a tomato patch and roll in it until its gone. His friends were laughing so hard the rest of the day. Spider eventually started laughing too.

[Cavy's Girl]

Username: Cavy's Girl
Equid's Name: Victor
Age: 6yrs
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: Vic loves to run, run until he is panting for breath. This of course makes him hot, and sweaty, and also causes the uncomfortable circumstances and embarrassment that when looked back on is quite hilarious. After one of these said outings he stopped on the edge of a small pine forest. Thinking the shade was cool enough to bask in for a few minutes. It didn't take long for him to cool off and become quite itchy. He searched the area for a suitable tree, a small sapling with some vines wrapped around it caught his eye. He then proceeded to back up on the tree and brazenly itch his behind. Well unfortunately the small tree gave way under this punishment and created quite the sappy mess. Poor Vic had pine needles stuck all over him for weeks and had to keep his tail lifted for fear of it sticking to him and ripping out hairs, leaving small bald spots all over his rear. And if this wasn't enough by the time he had gotten back to his herd the itching was back, but much worse than before, it turned out that that particular tree had been taken over by poison oak and he just happened to be allergic. So if the bald spots and the raised tail weren't enough the itching would drive him crazy! Needless to say the girls avoided him for weeks.

[Yamaneko]

Username: Yamaneko
Equid's Name: Christian
Age: 8 years
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: Christian was born in the wild but caught with his mother when he was quite young. They were brought to a farm with other equines. The horses there sometimes talked about tasty treats. Christian only knew "wild treats" like sweet berries until then and therefore he wanted to try the food which the others spoke about. At night he escaped from his box and searched for those treats. Finally he found them but when he bit in the treats tasted horribly bitter and synthetic. Confused he returned to the other equines and asked them why they liked such a terrible food. They laughed and told him that he had to remove the wrapping, first.

[Dark.]

Username: Dark.
Equid's Name: Absinthe
Age: 7
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: wip

[eleutheromania]

Username: N i g h t .
Equid's Name: D. Morgan
Age: 5
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: Well, let's just say as a foal, Morgan had a fear of bubbles, yes bubbles. It was a nice and sunny day when he went out to the water and took a swim, as a colt, his friend Galavant came along. The two played for a while until Galavant stuck his mouth in the water and blew. Morgan saw the bubbles and one popped right beside his eye. At that moment, being so young at the time, he feared being popped by the bubbles, after all they had a mind of their own. He never did anything to those bubbles but hey they popped right in his face, the sneaky Devils. For a good year, Morgan avoided anything that could make bubbles, the only thing he couldn't avoid was Galavant often tried to scare him with spit bubbles. Terrified as he was, this sight sent him running off to the point where he could no longer see his friend. Now though, Morgan has no fear of bubbles, seeing as they could no longer hurt him in his mind but who knows? Bubbles have a mind of their own after all.

[demonimpala67]

Username: hachster54
Equid's Name: Zeus
Age: 7
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: This guy carries the name of the Greek god of the sky, making his story all the more ironic.

Zeus was down by the river, to get a drink, when it started to rain. Instead of going back to the herd, he chose to just stay there. He could hear thunder, but it didn't really both him, until lightning struck nearby. It was a safe distance away, but still extremely loud. He took off in the opposite direction, and got back to his herd. They laughed at him, because the lightning had made all the fur on his body stand up. He looked they a great big, fluffy... thing. Oops. It stayed like that for a long time, and even now, years after, his herd continues to joke about it. He will never live that down.

[sheepish]

Username: Sheepishlie
Equid's Name: Haise
Age: 5 Years
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: Enter the cheesy pun master. This boy is prone to the dad jokes disease. You are warned to never to say 'I'm hungry' near him as you immediately will get the response of 'Hi hungry, I'm Haise!' His life is full of jokes and picking just one didn't take long, so his cheesy jokes (he claims their Gouda) always got him in trouble with his herd, and I quote, 'It's a very punny story.' The day started off normal, but today was slightly different. It had snowed overnight and the river was frozen nearby. As any immature equid would, he dashed for the frozen liquid and flung himself forward. Immediately, he lost his balance and became a jumble of legs and a tail that were all pointed out in different directions. Receiving some scolding from his herd from the bank, he couldn't help himself and called out. 'Why is ice like music?' Annoyed snorts also count as a why in his mind. 'Because if you don't C sharp, you'll B flat!' Let's just say his punishment was enjoying the cold ice for a couple extra minutes.

[gallivant]

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Username: gallivant
Equid's Name:
Age:
Gender: Stallion
Height: 13.3hh
Coat Colour: Dapple Slate Grey Tovero
His funny Story: