[Larkspur1678]

Username: Larkspur
Mako name: Blythe
Gender: Male
PUN OR JOKE:

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

[peppermintleo]

Username:

PureCrazy

Mako name:

Ion (pronounce E-on)

Gender:

Male

PUN OR JOKE:

Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.

(Nice morning coffee joke xD)

[siennacereal]

Username: ZombieLuv<3
Mako name: Splat
Gender: male
PUN OR JOKE:
you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

[allinian]

Username: BrightHeaven
Mako name: Neoe (Pronounced Nioe)
Gender: Female
PUN OR JOKE:

When it was almost the end of the school day, the teacher sat down on her desk and said "Whoever answers my next question, can pack up and go home first!" A student threw his backpack out the window. The kids all stared at him. "Who threw that!?" The teacher yelled. The boy raised his hand up. "I did. I'm going home now." He says. The teacher face-palmed, having no more excuses.

[palmsprout]

s k i t t l e s

username
apple

mako name
skittles

gender
male

lame joke i found on the internet

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

hahahah wait is this even cs appropriate lol i hope so

[☣ Chernobyl ☢]

Username:
☣ Chernobyl ☢

Mako name:
Cyanide

Gender:
Female

PUN OR JOKE:
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but I couldn't find any.

[Queen Akemi]

u s e r n a m e
Hey Chim, i'm DreamerDaWolf! Good luck with judging this lovely guy/gal!

n a m e
Her name is Clio, meaning "glory". I thought it fit her sense she looks like a fighter.
(C-lee-o)

g e n d e r
She is female.

p u n
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

[saint.EXE]

random joke just because
this doesnt even count
so a baby seal walks into a club…








thats it thats the joke

[FoxerOwl]

u s e r n a m e ;;

Hello there, FoxerOwl here! c: Currently a non-owner; yet I hope I can make Calypso my first!

m a k o | n a m e ;;

I've decided to name her Calypso, but she goes by Cali for short.

g e n d e r ;;

Calypso ;; "I am obviously a female!" She snorts loudly.

p u n | o r | j o k e ;;

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

[**Snowwhisper**]

Username:

**Nightwhisper**

Mako name:

Gypsy

Gender:

Female

PUN OR JOKE: (Only x1 please! ^^)

How do you fix a sousaphone?

A 'Tuba' glue.