[Tsunami.]

May be reserving this post for number 2, or maybe not. (I am). Gah he is beatiful ;-;

[jern.]

1. Why are you so sexy?
I am sexy, because I am simply me XD I dont try and change myself. Aside from when I cosplay. Im open to what I love, even if no one around me agrees, that can be hard sometimes. But I think what really makes me sexy, is my fabu hair eue its so long.
2. What would you do if I was your mom and I took all the milkshakes in the world?
Well I think I would first wonder how it was possible, I would also wonder why such a mastermind was used on milkshakes. But after my pondering I would try and outdue my mother and try and steal all the waffles 8I than have the ultimate breakfast of milkshakes and waffles, on my start to ruling the world.
3. How would you react if a purple gorilla jumps out of a garbage can with a banana, threatening to take your kids?
I would slap it with a fish than fly away, after stealing his banana. (referencing my nickname, John Egbert X'D Who can fly)
4. Why do you think this sexy beast ( no 2 ) is what you deserve?
Well I am an artist, and I really love to draw my characters.. However I love to roleplay even more. I am always on the lookout for unique characters, because it makes them more fun to draw. I love his whole concept and I think I would be able to effectively use him.
5. Not a question but your mom.
Yes. Apparently she is a mastermind.

[Novi]

Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

this was the pick up line my boyfriend used on me. needless to say, it worked ♡

[ElementStar]

Yuriiiiiiiii
I love you <3
She's amazing ; w ;
You did not fail, she is perfect. I love everything about her >w<

[kyum-]

They ooze awesomeness, Keykey. vuv I shall try for number two when the questions come out. NIAHAHAHA 8D

[ADVENDIR »]

TRYING FOR NUMBER ONE


Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".


TRYING FOR NUMBER TWO


1. Why are you so sexy?
2. What would you do if I was your mom and I took all the milkshakes in the world?
3. How would you react if a purple gorilla jumps out of a garbage can with a banana, threatening to take your kids?
4. Why do you think this sexy beast ( no 2 ) is what you deserve?
5. Not a question but your mom.


ANSWERS


1. BECAUSE I AM THE GOD OF SEXY, IF SEXY COULD BE A GOD. /squat/ /squat/
2. When the world ends, all I'm saying is I don't know you. I DON'T KNOW YOU. /pries off milkshake addicts/ SAVE ME MOTHER.
3. HOW COULD YOU THINK I HAVE KIDS!? /cries/ I feel so old. And dirty. WHEN WAS I DRUGGED. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. DID I BUY A FIRE TRUCK. HOW COULD I AFFORD A FIRE TRUCK. WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM.
4. Because he calls to me, like a gigantic shoe to your face. And I never had a human or anthro char character before, so excited! I also like how he has curled horns, they're my favorite, especially with his cute little golden star. HE BE PERFECT. MAKE IT RAIN STARS. MAKE IT RAAAIIINNN.
5. OH OH. Hey... Mother... /sneaks away/ EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! GODZILLA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED! /screams/

[kyayura]

" Alright I just edited the first post with the questions for no.2 :3 IT'S SEXY TIME NOW!!
You may go for both no.1 and no.2 but chances are very very small for one person to win both and I don't think I will allow that unless I have to. -w- ( I want to give everyone a chance )
I shall think of a deadline for both but they'll prolly end in a week or so -w- SO STAY TUNE.

@kyr o it's you. /throws milkshake at you "

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[jern.]

For number two, to clarify, do we answer as the character?

[kyayura]

For number two, to clarify, do we answer as the character?

" Nope you answer as yourself~ ;P "

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[chick magnet]

1. Why are you so sexy?
2. What would you do if I was your mom and I took all the milkshakes in the world?
3. How would you react if a purple gorilla jumps out of a garbage can with a banana, threatening to take your kids?
4. Why do you think this sexy beast ( no 2 ) is what you deserve?
5. Not a question but your mom.


reserve omg. unu