Username: Carbon
Equid's Name: All That Jazz
Height: 14.2 hh
Age: 4 years
Gender: Stallion
Story:
I was galloping as free as the wind that was whipping through my long mane. When all of a sudden I heard noises, as did my mares. I listened and could make out a clanky growl of "Big Box" coming towards us. I called to them to be on alert. I watched curiously from the thicket as "Two Legs" got out from the box and were grumbling among themselves... One of them said to the other "I heard there's a Fjord stallion hidin' in these parts! We could make a fortune if we could catch 'im! Our names would be everywhere! No one has seen a live one, let alone a stallion, in more 'den fifty years!" The other one said, "Bah! Those things are smarter than a fifth grader! They would outsmirt us in a likkidy split! But, it's worth a try! Do you still have the net?" "You bet! It's in the back o' the truck!" ”I don't care how smart a critter he is, he still gets hungry! And don't horses looooove carrots?” They shuffled around and popped a hatch on the back of the box and pulled out a large woven piece of twine and started stringing it up. I soon lost interest in their silly antics and lowered the alarm. We went back to grazing peacefully. We soon heard again the clanky growl of the box and its inhabitants leaving my territory. I went back to searching for predators when all of a sudden... There, before me, was a large pile of orange pointy things with fluffy green tops! What they were, I knew not... But I did know was that they smelled heavenly! I thought about calling the mares over so they could partake in this wonderful delicacy, but I decided against it. I rarely get anything just to myself, I always have to share with somebody! I feasted like a king as the pile grew gradually smaller. Before I knew it, I was down to the last orange bit. I ate it, and as I did, I heard a loud WHOOOSH! And I was trapped! The woven cord strands bit into my hide as I kicked and reared to try and free myself of this death trap. I called out in distress, but they were to far away to hear me... I waited what seemed like days for someone, ANYONE to come to my aid! Then, I heard that familiar clanky growl of the box coming, although, this one sounded more taxed than last time! It came around the corner pulling a large metal container with bars. They exited the vehicle and let out an excited whoop and danced around like small schoolgirls. “WE CAUGHT 'IM!!! WE GON' BE RICH!” they squealed. They cut away the trap on my back and put a belt-like harness on my face. I bit them. They gave me a shot. I followed them into the box like a drunken young canine and they shut the doors and locked me in with an almighty CLUNK! (Hey! I was drugged! Don't judge me...) I whinnied out of fear and got a feeble response from one of my mares. It was too late to do any good. The containment cell lurched forward and began to bump and bounce down the rut-filled track away from my herd, and directly toward civilization. After what seemed as hours, the back door swung open and I skittered out backwards, banging my head on the roof. I looked at my surroundings, surveying the possible escape routes. I was surrounded by piles of junk and old box parts! I panicked and began galloping around. I was hit in the rump by something quick and immensely painful. I felt my eyelids droop and I crumpled to the ground in a heap. When I gained consciousness again, I was in a wooden box, with wood chips under my hooves and green leafy stuff in front of me. I remembered what happened last time I ate something like that! But my stomach was convinced otherwise. It overrode my brain and I soon found myself munching on the tender moist morsels of this leafy dish. A human came in to my space by opening the sliding panel. I was ready to charge at them when I saw it was a sweet young female human! She toddled in and put her hand up. I put my nose tenderly into her small little hand. Her father came by calling “WHERE ARE YOU?” He came by my cell and saw her there with my muzzle in her hand. He took her by the other hand and dragged her out of my cell, saying “Don't you ever touch my daughter again, you filthy beast!” I was sad that my little friend had to go so soon. Two men came in and difficultly gave me another needle and I was subdued again. While I was under, they cropped my beautiful mane! The horse next to me said it was to keep my “pedigree mark”. I was disgusted! They brought me out to a stage surrounded by humans holding numbers. The horse in front of me looked terrified! She was led away. I was led out and the crowd collectively gasped. People started holding up their paddles immediately. The highest bidder ended up being an evil geneticist who wanted to perform tests on me. I went home with him as my head drooped in shame. He kept me locked in a cage being poked and prodded. After he was done with me, he just let me loose. I walked around for a bit, I found a field with a sand pit and wood chips with a large metal structure. I started to eat the grass. I saw a little girl running towards me. It was the kind little girl from the stables! I nickered at her. Her dad saw me and took me home with her. That's where I lived for the rest of my days.
Equid's Name: All That Jazz
Height: 14.2 hh
Age: 4 years
Gender: Stallion
Story:
I was galloping as free as the wind that was whipping through my long mane. When all of a sudden I heard noises, as did my mares. I listened and could make out a clanky growl of "Big Box" coming towards us. I called to them to be on alert. I watched curiously from the thicket as "Two Legs" got out from the box and were grumbling among themselves... One of them said to the other "I heard there's a Fjord stallion hidin' in these parts! We could make a fortune if we could catch 'im! Our names would be everywhere! No one has seen a live one, let alone a stallion, in more 'den fifty years!" The other one said, "Bah! Those things are smarter than a fifth grader! They would outsmirt us in a likkidy split! But, it's worth a try! Do you still have the net?" "You bet! It's in the back o' the truck!" ”I don't care how smart a critter he is, he still gets hungry! And don't horses looooove carrots?” They shuffled around and popped a hatch on the back of the box and pulled out a large woven piece of twine and started stringing it up. I soon lost interest in their silly antics and lowered the alarm. We went back to grazing peacefully. We soon heard again the clanky growl of the box and its inhabitants leaving my territory. I went back to searching for predators when all of a sudden... There, before me, was a large pile of orange pointy things with fluffy green tops! What they were, I knew not... But I did know was that they smelled heavenly! I thought about calling the mares over so they could partake in this wonderful delicacy, but I decided against it. I rarely get anything just to myself, I always have to share with somebody! I feasted like a king as the pile grew gradually smaller. Before I knew it, I was down to the last orange bit. I ate it, and as I did, I heard a loud WHOOOSH! And I was trapped! The woven cord strands bit into my hide as I kicked and reared to try and free myself of this death trap. I called out in distress, but they were to far away to hear me... I waited what seemed like days for someone, ANYONE to come to my aid! Then, I heard that familiar clanky growl of the box coming, although, this one sounded more taxed than last time! It came around the corner pulling a large metal container with bars. They exited the vehicle and let out an excited whoop and danced around like small schoolgirls. “WE CAUGHT 'IM!!! WE GON' BE RICH!” they squealed. They cut away the trap on my back and put a belt-like harness on my face. I bit them. They gave me a shot. I followed them into the box like a drunken young canine and they shut the doors and locked me in with an almighty CLUNK! (Hey! I was drugged! Don't judge me...) I whinnied out of fear and got a feeble response from one of my mares. It was too late to do any good. The containment cell lurched forward and began to bump and bounce down the rut-filled track away from my herd, and directly toward civilization. After what seemed as hours, the back door swung open and I skittered out backwards, banging my head on the roof. I looked at my surroundings, surveying the possible escape routes. I was surrounded by piles of junk and old box parts! I panicked and began galloping around. I was hit in the rump by something quick and immensely painful. I felt my eyelids droop and I crumpled to the ground in a heap. When I gained consciousness again, I was in a wooden box, with wood chips under my hooves and green leafy stuff in front of me. I remembered what happened last time I ate something like that! But my stomach was convinced otherwise. It overrode my brain and I soon found myself munching on the tender moist morsels of this leafy dish. A human came in to my space by opening the sliding panel. I was ready to charge at them when I saw it was a sweet young female human! She toddled in and put her hand up. I put my nose tenderly into her small little hand. Her father came by calling “WHERE ARE YOU?” He came by my cell and saw her there with my muzzle in her hand. He took her by the other hand and dragged her out of my cell, saying “Don't you ever touch my daughter again, you filthy beast!” I was sad that my little friend had to go so soon. Two men came in and difficultly gave me another needle and I was subdued again. While I was under, they cropped my beautiful mane! The horse next to me said it was to keep my “pedigree mark”. I was disgusted! They brought me out to a stage surrounded by humans holding numbers. The horse in front of me looked terrified! She was led away. I was led out and the crowd collectively gasped. People started holding up their paddles immediately. The highest bidder ended up being an evil geneticist who wanted to perform tests on me. I went home with him as my head drooped in shame. He kept me locked in a cage being poked and prodded. After he was done with me, he just let me loose. I walked around for a bit, I found a field with a sand pit and wood chips with a large metal structure. I started to eat the grass. I saw a little girl running towards me. It was the kind little girl from the stables! I nickered at her. Her dad saw me and took me home with her. That's where I lived for the rest of my days.