Hello dear friend!
My name is,Jaded



Nickname
Jade

Gender
Female

Birthday

Zodiac
Birthday December 22nd 2006.
Constellation...
Capricorn, the sea goat.
Chinese...
Dog, strong and loyal to all around you.
PersonalityQuirky[/i]
Jade has many interests that sway on occasion, her most vivid passion is her obsession with the fine arts. She enjoys movies, acting, writing, drawing anything including art. She studies living organisims and their habits to better her own work. She really does enjoy her interests and follows them up to the best of her ability. Her varying interests include plushie hoarding, collecting painted eggs, dressing up (looking 'fabulous') and on occasion hiding her eggs so she can have fun trying to find them at a later date.
IntellectualAs dumb as Jade may seem at times, she's actually very bright. She just doesn't want anyone to know of her overwhelming genius in the case they might label her a nerd. But she does enjoy her studies, her favorite subjects clocking in at science and social studies. She loves to read up on world history and sometimes blurts random facts mid-conversation, which does weird some people out. But her friends are used to it by now.
BossyJade likes to be the 'woman in charge', she feels she's more adept to lead the 'troops' than anyone else. She has a very good foundation of information as to why she should lead, but in any case she comes across as a bit bossy. Some think she suspects that she is superior to them and only thinks of herself, but everything she does is for a greater good that no one sees yet. But they will, some day...
SarcasticJade can come across as a bit sarcastic, but that's just because she enjoys creative metaphors. She uses them actively in her writing all the time and she likes to 'bring them to life' in reality. She also lines to use puns, even if they are really horrible. Again, her friends are used to it by now. Haters gon' hate.
"Tough"Our resident commander likes to act a big tougher than anyone else, almost like she's this untouchable figure no one can hope to reach. She wants to make her friends and 'followers' feel safer, so to do this she's become strong to protect those she loves. But she has an outgoing sense of self esteem and she's quite cocky.
LikesItem ~ Why
Plushies ~ "They're very soft and enjoyable, I like playing with them sometimes, plus they make great sketch models!
"Eggs ~ "It's always fun to look at their intricate patterns and such, but what I enjoy most is thinking about what might be inside...HomeStuck ~ "It's an enjoyable piece of reading material. My favorite human so happens to be John.
"Jewelry ~ "Quite fun to mess with and wear, the shiny gems make me feel important I suppose."Arts ~ "They are a required taste, only for the calm of mind and soul. They require patience and delicate paws-manship."
DislikesItem ~ Why
Change ~ "Change is a scary thing, no matter how you look at it."Water ~ "I really hate getting wet, unless it's on a rainy day. Then I guess it's okay..."Rocks ~ "They're very boring unless they have a grand luster."Birds ~ "Quite hard to catch and not worth the effort."
Quirks-Can commonly be found asleep curled up with a plushie.
-Her tail sways when she walks.
-She is usually with one of her eggs at all times.
-She's never unprepaired, she usually has traps EVERYWHERE.
-She's a bit paranoid with newcomers.
Habits-Stalking animals for sketching purposes.
-Hiding eggs and forgetting where they are.
-Wearing too much jewelry.
-Writing huge books.
Phobias & Fears-Death
-Egg-Loss
-Change
Favorite...
BasicsColor... Deep red.
Person... "What do you mean human..?"
Food... "I like deer the most, the bucks are always hard to bring down. Though rewarding."
Snack... "I guess a rabbit will do for a snack.

"
Place... "Anywhere shady and quiet."
Animal... "Chimeras, of course."
In depthActor... "Nicolas. Cage. Yes I am weird, if you have a problem with this please do find somewhere else to be. -3- "
Anime... "I like my anime new, so it varies. Depends what I can catch in my spare time. *Shrug* "
Cartoon... "ADVENTURE TIME! Come on grab your friends, we're go'n' to very distant lands with Jake the Dog and Finn the human. Come on everyone it's adventure TIME! *Notices observers*

"
HomeStuck Character... "*'Splodes.* They're all... So... WONDERFUL! (But not as wonderful as me! >:D)"
HS Human... "John. He's a doofus. I like doofuses.

"
HS Troll... "Karkat or Vriska. Karkat has a very short temper, I can respect this. Vriska is just awesome and evil. I respect this as well."
HS 'Element'... "Uhm... Void. It has a cool symbol. XD "
HS Animal... "Davesprite. If he doesn't count, than I like Dave's alligator dudes. Nakka nakka nak!~<3"
Amphibian breed... "Forggies."
Reptile breed... "Dragons."
Dog breed... "Anything fluffy and adorable. Preferably smaller than me. XP "
Cat breed... "Ehh...

"
Lizard breed... "Spitting Lizard, it is awesome. But I still rain the queen of awesome, NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME! MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA-"
Rat breed... "

"
Hamster breed... "I like dwarf hammies, they're very hot-headed though."
Bird breed... "Grrrrrr........"
Frog breed... "Poison dart frog, they are fun to look at. Not to touch. LIKE ME! XD "
Toad breed... "It's alright whatever kind of toad it is, as long as it doesn't touch
ME."
Newt breed... "Newts. eue "
Snake breed... "Cobras and rattle snakes are cool.

"
Insect breed... "Eehyuck."
Guinea pig breed... "I love those little guys!

"
Fish breed... "I like koi and betas.

"
Horse breed... "Whassa... Horse?"
Dinosaur breed... "T-REX! XD"
Zoo animal... "Uhm... What?"
Fictional animal... "You can never be sure anything is truly fictional, maybe it exists out there somewhere! It's not nice to doubt other's existence. Is that how your mother raised you?

"
Extinct animal... "Dinosaurs. That is all."
Big animal... "ME!"
Small animal... "Plushies."
Parrot color... "I like the bright red ones, they're gorgeous and elegant. Like me.

"
Flower color... "I prefer red roses or white lilies, both are equally graceful."
Accessory... "Dressing up in anything is epic and enjoyable. So long as it's not BLUE."
Clothing item... "Jackets are cool.

"
Season... "Autumn, the leaves remind me of roses."
Movie... "I love movies, just about any movie is all right with me.

"
Game... "MARCO!!!"
CS Pet... "Any rose dogs.

"
Ball-Park Stand... "Hmm... I love... Uhm... SUGAR! XD "
Smily Face... "My favorite smile... Ho hum... >:D "
Holiday... "Anything where I get PRESENTS! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA-"
Website... "Chicken Smoothie, of course!"
Blog... "I don't like blogs. To gossip. Y."
ChumHandle... indefinitelySane
Text Quirk... Ω Wøah, this is cøøl. Døn't cha think? Ω
Book... "Pssht, I don't READ! XD "
Yogurt... "What's that?"
Soda... "Orange. eue "
Cake... "Chocolate bro. Always the chocolate."
Pie... "I like peanut-butter-cup pie! XP "
Pizza topping... "Pepperoni. It's MEAT-Y-LICIOUS!"
Pasta... "I like buttered noodles.

"
Sauce... "Chocolate sauce? O.e?"
Candy... "SUGAR?! O3o"
Donut... "Chocolate with chocolate frosting and sprinkles!

"
Gum... "I like all gum, but 5 gum is nice. Juicey fruit too!"
Overall drink... "Uhm... Water?

"
Ice cream... "Oh my... ICE CREAM?!"
Ice cream treat... ":/ So. Many. CHOICES!!"
Flavor of EVERYTHING... "SUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuGAR!!!!!!"
Metaphor... "And the blind man said, I
see~"
Figure of speech... "Thanks a lot
genius."
Hat... "I like top hates. Makes me look SO
FISTICATED!"
Tool... "Ho hum, what's this?"
Magazine... ":/ Eew."
Family Member... "I have no family. None I know of anyhow."
Inanimate Object... "Kiley!

"
Lego Theme... "I like the red bricks, that count?"
Star Wars Character... "DARTH VADAR. Cause his lightning stuff is AWESOME!"
Hobby... "Rolling around in grass. XP"
Pass-time... "ABOVE. XD"
Piece of Jewelry... "SHINY!"
Cherished Memory... "I'm not telling you!"
Childhood Memory... (She doesn't remember her childhood very well...)
Plant... "Bonsai tress. :3"
Fruit... "Pineapples. eue"
Vegetable... "Eehyuck."
Condiment... "I prefer ketchup.

"
Place with water... "POOL!"
Place with fauna... "I like gardens. :3"
Inside place... "In a nice quiet corner."
Place to visit... "I like to visit a cliff overlooking the sea, I refer to this as 'lookout point'."
Piece of furniture... "I enjoy sleeping on the sofa, so I like that the most."
Video game... "Ookami! That wolfie does AMAZING things.

"
Mall store... "Bleh... I don't like the mall. Too many people. But I do like jewelry stores!"
Childhood toy... "I have this stuffed wolf named- HEY!"
Toy... "I like playing with my mouse friend, Wolf."
Picture... 
"I like this picture A LOT!"
Pet... "My favorite pet is the red rose dog! I love her and the PPS, both are GORGEOUS!"
Stuffed animal... "Gunpowder, my little white stuffed wolf. EEP! FORGET YOU HEARD THAT!"
Blanket... "Uhm... My red one... But... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"
Sleeping arrangement... "I like to sleep on my stomach, with Powder and wrapped in my blanket. Preferably surrounded by my companions."
School subject... "History or science, both fascinate me."
Pokemon game... "POKEMON!? GO PIKACHU! XD"
Pokemon... "Uhm... Pikachu?"
Pokemon trainer... "PIkApEeEeE! eu0 *twitch*"
Stress reliever... "PIKA-" *Muffled noises followed by a loud CRASH!* "AHEM. I like to relieve stress by hunting and sleeping."
Spring activity... "Hunting, I also enjoy drawing and star-gazing."
Summer activity... "Pretty much the same as spring, except I can swim.

"
Fall activity... "I like to leaf-dice and hunt. I think drawing the fall scenery's cool too."
Winter activity... "SLEDDING! I love to draw winter, though the trees are REALLY HARD!"
Instrument... "I think the flute is the best instrument. It's very graceful and sleek."
Song... "I love lots of music!

"
Music artist... "Varies constantly.

"
Movie scene... "PUT. THE BUNNY. BACK. IN. THE. BOX!" ~Con Air
Book series... "HungerGames fo' sur'."
Movie series... "Hoo hum..."
CS artist... "I... I can't... *'SPLODE*"
Artist... "UHMMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmMMM."
Fictional monster... "I like draconequus. Which are the species of Discord, from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic."
Quote...Discord wrote:What fun is there in making sense?
Favorite movie...That was scary... "Haunting on Elm Street. O-0"
That was funny... "Mean Girls. XD "
That was stupid... "Diary of a Wimpy Kid."
That was AWESOME!!! "CON AIR"
With Nicolas Cage in it... "Con. AIR."
With David Bowie in it... "Laberyinth~"
With blue women in it... "Avatar!"
With animals it in... "Avatar THE LAST AIRBENDER"
With a creative species in it... "Avatar.

BOTH OF THEM!"
With a goth in it... "I AM NOT GOTH!!!"
With guns in it... "HANDICUFFS

"
With zombies in it... "EV. Ery. Thing."
By Disney... "I dunno..."
By educational standards... "BLUH."
Family MembersI don't have any I know of.
Close FriendsI'm friends with just about everyone, but my best friend ever is
Alex.

Bitter EnemiesI try no tot make enemies. Anyone who messes with my friends automatically qualifies though.
Weapon of ChoiceI prefer to use my claws and fangs, but I can work with blades.
Theme SongLavender Town Theme"Not a theme song, but this is one of my favorites."
PoetryShadows loom,
frozen, ice.
No one knows,
what horrors suffice.
Horrid darkness,
lurking fear.
Waiting, waiting,
for something to appear.
Purple eyes,
though the black.
No one moves,
NO TuRnINg BaCk...
Roars echo,
screams escape.
But by then.
It's
far
too
LATE.
-NOW for a happy poem!-
Patterned wings flap around,
I chase them swiftly on the ground.
Waiting by the water cool,
grass swaying like thread on spool.
Darting quickly after it,
hoping to catch it in my mitt.
Continue running, continue swaying.
Continue hoping, continue playing.
Continue dreaming, young warrior of the butterflies.
For you may catch one yet!
Short StoryI opened my eyes, gazing around me I could see only see a gorgeous green pasture ahead of me. The tall green grass spanned as far as my eyes could see, the bright green overwhelmed me at first glance. The more I looked, the more I was sucked into the light blue sky and the warm sun hanging in the sky like a puppet on strings. I notice a field dotted with lilies and roses, flowers of varying colors and origin. I dash trough this field, smiling from ear to ear as my tail swayed behind me.
I laughed and played in the field for a long time, chasing butterflies and picking flowers to make necklaces and crowns.
Then I opened my eyes.
HistoryLonely.
Cold.
That's how I remember my first breaths.
That's what I have to grasp on to.
I don't remember my mother, not very well anyways. I don't know much about her. Nor, even her name. I know not of my father either. For as far as I know, he was never there. He never guided me, as a father should. He never tried to con me out of going out with a male for the very first time. He never tried to heal my broken heart after he walked away. So. As far as I know. My parents are long gone. No longer a part of this world in which I dwell.
And so I walk.
I walk on down the road of misfortune I have been pushed down in childhood.
As far as I know, only small pieces of my history are clear to me, so please, though it is not much, please bear with me.
My earliest memory, from when I was but a young pup. I was standing on lookout point with my mother, her markings were nonexistent, her pelt a sheer black. I looked into her gorgeous purple eyes, then out to sea. We stood for several moments, feeling the breeze comb through our thick fur. I looked towards her again, though she nodded to me, I felt ignored. I felt unsuperior to her other callings. I spoke, finally, after a few more moments of peaceful silence.
"Mommy, do you love me?" I whispered, my voice desperately trying to hide my welling tears as my eyes clouded with doubt.
"Of course I do dear, why would you possibly think I didn't?" She confidently addressed, her voice a lovely melodic tone.
"But... Then why are you only ever here when the moon is full?! Is there a reason?! IS THERE?!" I began to tear up, my eyes felt like they were melting as the tears would not cease.
"I love you. That will never change." She said with a smile, embracing my small frame into her thick mane of long whispy fur.
A strong gust darted past us, and that's all I remember.
If I think of it, even now, I can still feel the cool breeze.
And my mother's warm embrace...
Goal in lifeTo find my mother and father, to trace my roots to find out who I really am.
Biggest dreamTo fly in the clouds, or become one of the best artists ever.

Question and AnswerQ: Are you currently seeing anyone, if not do you have someone in mind?NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. 0-0
Q: If someone fell down, what would you do?Depends. If it's an ally of mine I'll gladly help. If it's an enemy, I'd leave them and walk away.
Q: How would you respond if the mane six from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came to pay you a visit?Rarity: "Uhm, hello!

"
Twilight Sparkle: "Hey genius! Help me with my math homework? :O "
Pinkie Pie: "PARTY TIME EVERYPONY!

"
Rainbow Dash: "Wanna race?

"
Apple Jack: "Let's eat some pie partner.

"
Fluttershy: "What kind of animals do you like?

"
Q: What do you do when you can't sleep?Think.
Q: What about when you can't think?Sleep.
Q: What are your thoughts on pillows?Fluffy fluff fluff. eue
Q: What are your thoughts on Karkat Vantas?BUCKET.
Q: If you had to go to Homecoming with one of the homestuck trolls which would it be?Ho hum... ALL MALE CHARACTERS.
Nah nah, I'd go with Gamzee.
Q: Puppies. -3-CUTE!
Q: Why are you so beautiful?Honey, I as BORN this way~<3
Q: Hug?NO. Only if you pay me. XD
Q: How much luck do you have?ALL OF THE LUCK.
Q: What are you going to dress up as for halloween?AN EVIL TEMPTRESS! Oh, wait, I already am! XD
Q: What christmas presents are you planning to get this year? Who for?None of your business! You may be my friends in DISGUISE!
Q: Christmas is epic. Agree or not?Eeyup.
Would you rather?Spend all your money on candy and never run out OR never have candy again but be the richest person in the world?Candy bro, always the candy.
Listen to an episode of MLP but not see the pictures OR watch an episode of MLP with no volume?Neither, I don't feel like watching MLP right now.
Be blind OR deaf?Blind I guess, it's easier to adapt to. Plus, Terezi's blind and she's 4W3SOM3.
Go on a date with Nicolas Cage OR with David Bowie?NICOLAS. DAVID. -faint-<3
Hug Vriska OR Karkat?BOTH! XD
Be the richest person in the world OR be the smartest person in the whole world?Richest, I could hire tutors to teach me everything I need to know.
Eat cookie dough OR brownie batter?Cookie dough, cause it could taste like brownie batter.
Plus, you DRINK brownie batter!
Have your friends take the blame OR take the blame yourself?I'd rather take the blame if it WAS my fault. If not, I'd let them take the fall for their own actions.
Stop war OR stop world hunger?World hunger. War is, though gory and gruesome, it is a natural part of life.
Be fluent in ALL languages OR be able to play ANY instrument?Play any instrument! I love music.
Be stuck with 5 days of rain OR 5 days of snow?Snow please. I think playing in 5 days worth of snow sounds fun!
Be a leader that everyone hates OR be a peasant that everyone cares about?Peasant that everyone loves, then I could become the leader.
Pen OR pencil?PENCIL! Then I could erase any mistake I would make.
Be buried alive for 100 years and be able to control every aspect in your life when you emerge OR live normally and happily?Just live normally, I think it would be better than living alone for 100 years with nothing to do.
Always say everything on your mind OR never speak again?I'd just say everything on my mind, there's nothing I would say that I would regret.
Live a life without awkward moments OR live a life without embarrassing moments?I'd live my life with both, I think life is good as it is.
Be a ninja OR be a pirate?NINJAPIRATE!
Beautiful but hated by most people OR ugly but loved by everyone?Ugly but loved by everyone, then I could become beautiful!
Plus, true beauty is on the inside.
Be totally free but struggle in life OR be very successful in life but have limited freedom?I'd be successful in life but with limited freedom, because I could become free.
Art
Jade as a TINY WOLF!
Art © Reptile, thank you!

Jade as a MYSTIC KIRII!
Art © starpony555, thank you!

Jade as a LITTLE HAMSTER!
Art © Blissful-Life, thank you!


Jade all ready for Easter!
Art © Chessur, thank you!

Jade, just being adorable~<3
"Uhh, how long have you been watching me...?"
Art © ShadowedNight, thank you!

Jade chillin', perhaps readying for a nice nap in the summer sun.
Art © Zoker, thank you!

Jade as a GALLAEIIR.
Art © U.S.K.I.S, thank you!

Jade, being AWESOME.
Art © Zoker, thank you!

An adorable little Jade head! XD
Art © Sheepi, thank you!

Jade being... Uhm... Weird...?
Art © Sheepi, thank you!


Jade. That is really all there is to say on the matter.
Art © spiritbird, thank you!

Jade cruising the caves.
Art © wilfwolfspiret, thank you!

More to come!
Three Things About Chimeras!
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Male chimera have straighter horns then female chimeras.
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Female chimera have curlier horns.
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Both have slightly longer canines than a normal wolf.
