Jessie: How did I do?
Teacher: You got an F.
Jessie: Why?
Teacher: You got them all wrong and didn't even try.
Jessie: Don't I get points for my name?
Teacher: Yes but you lost them for writing in pen, I have
told you a million times to use a pencil.
Jessie: Am I in trouble?
Teacher: Yes I called your mom, she will be here soon.
Jessie: (gets on knees) Why did I fail my test!
That is a test story