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daniel (dan) fastow
he/him
akita/belgian sheepdog mix

- kind of mean-spirited but it's working for him
- big fancy exec at some soulless finance company. he's like the cfo of enron
- yes he's named after the cfo of enron.
- likes the "finer things" in life (fancy coffee, fancy liquor, fancy food, fancy clothes... fancy shell companies)
- either going to end up in prison or in the maldives, depending on how quick the irs get to him
- buys in to the whole macho dudebro alpha nonsense
- definitely listens to joe rogan
- hits on bella every chance he gets and she's seriously considering hitting him with her mini cooper


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