This is so funny to me, so I'm posting it.
This is not what I intended to draw at all. Did I want something higher quality? Yes. Do I have the talent for it? Probably, but I don't feel like taking hours to draw it with a program I haven't used in years (apart from my recent drawings).
It's beautiful ;D
Turns out I can only draw two things. People and anthropomorphic animals.
(Maybe I'll redraw this when I have the patience for something more complicated)