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"Oh hey, someone wrote 'SPOOKS' on the ceiling..."
"... huh."
Silent explanation:
SPOOKS are ghostly creatures that attach to people they like, usually at first sight. I took out a shirt that I was thinking about wearing (that I haven't worn in years) today and I found several attached to it. They were attached to my clothing because there are some colors they like more than others... and apparently, one of them is not black. So, in the closet they stayed.
I know they look cute, but they actually are very clingy and do not let go of you unless they see someone else that they like more (note: they can sense emotion, so if they sense any sadness from you when they try to detach, they will immediately reattach and comfort you... they are not heartless beings).
If you ever want to detach, simply pass them on... but never do it for profit. Otherwise, they will eternally curse you. The curse is strong enough to warn other SPOOKS that you are not trustworthy and they will never attach to you and they will always fly away from you.
So, to recap: SPOOKS are ghostly creatures, they attach on sight if they like you, they are not heartless, and don't sell them for profit or else they will eternally curse you.
Alright! Now, I'll try to get them to attach to you... they're not really a nuisance, per say... it's just that, as much as I love to cuddle, their cuddling is a little too much...
Okay, have a nice day/night~!
*disappears in poof of smoke*
... *reappears in the corner of your room and throws something at you before disappearing again*
*you look at the thing*
It appears to be... an internet link labelled "the lore has risen"?
... the lore has risen