by Greenfriedenvy » Mon Jun 16, 2014 4:00 am
An interview with the star
¿ ... and today we are speaking to our guest Dynonramsay!{Cheering}
¡ {He enters, smiling} Hi, so, yeah, I'm Dynonramsay, but you can call me Dyno.
¿ So, where did you get your name? It's really quite unusual.
¡ Me? I got my name from my parents, where else? Seriously though, my parents have always liked strange names. It adds to our individuality. I have a sister called Rayenddenessia, you know.
¿ Is that so? Well, why don't you tell us more about your family? I'm sure we'd all like to know. {Cheering}
¡ OK then. There's me, my mum and dad and my three sisters. My mum is really sweet and loving, the kind of mum that you think only exists in fairytales until you meet her. Dad seems really eccentric when you first meet him, but once to get to know him, he's a really kind and caring dad. Rayenddenessia is the youngest, she's thirteen, and she always finds a way to get what she wants, a proper little princess. She's a little bit spoiled, but I still love her. Clarabelle is the second youngest, she might not be the smartest girl in the world but she's really funny and kind. The there's me, and then the eldest of us, Evanescence, who's twenty-four. She's an author, and she's shy, but once you know her she's a real softie. I love every single one of them, and, of course, we all stand out a little. {He turns to display his stripes to the audience, to a chorus of cheering and wolf-whistles. He laughs}
¿ And will they be watching today?
¡ No, they won't.
¿ Why's that?
¡ I haven't... I haven't seen them in two years.
¿ Can you explain?
¡ {Sighs} Yes. When I was fifteen, I got into a fight, with one of the most popular dogs in my area, I think he was called something like Rayven. He lost two of his teeth, but in the end, I lost. The other dogs... They backed Rayven up. The dog in charge... He took my claws -
¿ - So you'll lose if you fight again.
¡ Exactly. I couldn't live with the humiliation, so I left to start a new life, which meant leaving my family behind. I haven't spoken to them since. So, that's what happened.
¿ I'm sure they'd love it if you contacted them every once in a while. But then you got your reputation?
¡ {He laughs} What reputation? No, I never used to be like that, but being by myself somewhere new was boring, y'know? Of course, I didn't know anyone at the time, so it came as kind of a surprise to me when someone invited me to a party. I think it was only because I was new. Anyway, I had a great time and made a couple of friends, who later turned out to be... Well, a little on the bad side, I suppose you could say. I couldn't just ditch them, so I tagged along a couple of times, and actually thought it was fun.
¿ And what would 'it' be?
¡ 'It' would be things like spraypainting and trespassing. Not too much, but we got away with it for a long time. Eventually, we were caught, but because they had no proof it was us, we only spent two months in prison. When I got out, I toned it down a little, and now I always get permission to spraypaint in places, and... Can you guys keep a secret?
¿ {Cheering} I think we can Dyno, go on.
¡ I do occasionally go on walks in private places, but don'y worry, I don't break anything. {Laughs from the audience}
¿ I'm sure, I'm sure. And you're also known for being quite the flirt?
¡ {Laughing} Yeah, well, why not? It doesn't harm anyone, so I let myself.
¿ And has anything come of it? Is there a special someone?
¡ No, not yet. I... I did have my eye on someone, but... She doesn't really like me.
¿ Oh? And who would that be?
¡ I'd rather not name her, if that's okay. But, being single leaves me open to all you lovely people!
¿ Of course. ... I believe that's all of our questions, so now we move on to questions from our viewers. First question: What're your favourite ice cream flavours, foods, books and animals?
¡ Ice cream? Well, I like chocolate and pistachio (Not together, though!). As for food... Hmm, that's tricky. I like pizza. My favourite books are the Demonata series by Darren Shan.
¿ Okay, so, onto the second viewer question... Do you have any hobbies?
¡ What kind of a question is that? Everyone has hobbies! Mine in particular include spraypainting, party-crashing and flirting. Happy?
¿ Uh... Right. Well, onto the third question... What do you like and dislike in a dog?
¡ Boxers. I hate boxers. Hate them. Despise them. Rayven is a boxer. I hate boxers.
¿ And like?
¡ Oh, uh... I like dogs who don't mind getting into trouble every so often and who are kind. Always a good thing.
¿ And onto the fourth and final question: Who do you look up to?
¡ Dad.
¿ ... ... ... Is that all?
¡ Yep.
¿ Okay then. Well, you've been watching Interview Live on Channel 672, we'll be back next week at six with more interviews, Goodnight!
A letter back home
This section is written in human form. Dy is not a shapeshifter, but if he was a human, this would be what happens.
Hi, I hope you remember me, since I'm kinda... Your son.
The letter quickly made its way to the over-full bin beside Dy's desk. Sighing, he took out another piece of paper and started again. Why couldn't he just remember their emails? After the next letter had become a paper aeroplane, Dy pulled his laptop from under the masses of paper. He checked through his emails until he reached something unexpected:
Rayven
Hi!
To me
16 hours ago
You have one new message:
Remember me? I'm moving into town, heard you live here too. Looking forwards to seeing me again?
Great. Well, this was going to be interesting. Maybe he's someone different... He glanced at the avatar. Nope, same Rayven. Well, maybe he got the wrong email... Best to just play along. He typed in a reply:
Reciever: Rayven
CC:
BC:
Subject: Re: Hi!
Message:
It's great to hear from you again. How long has it been now? So, you're coming to live here? I look forwards to your company.
Hesitantly, he clicked 'Send' and sat back. He shut his laptop and continued scribbling and throwing away letters. Eventually, he gave up and went to find a party to crash.
Last edited by
Greenfriedenvy on Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:44 am, edited 3 times in total.