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[ghostie✞]

Because your dog thought it looked eatable



Does being pansexual mean that I'm attracted to pots and pans?

[Daisy]

Yes, pots and pans are hot!

Why are leaves green?

[Darn The Socks]

Something called Chlorophyll lol jk it's green because of green paint

Why do I believe I can fly?

[L. Lawliet]

because you cant.
Why are anchovies attacking me right now?

[Not a Hipsta Fox]

cause they dumb

Why am i mental?

[Daisy]

Because someone next to you farted and it was really bad....

Why do sticky notes stick and fall off?

[n3rvous]

Because they're notes. Don't expect them to stay.
Why does iced tea have the name iced tea?

[✦ nemuri]

I think it's because the tea had frozen over?? Yeah, I think that's it.



How do I trip in midair?

[spookypuff]

you don't… you don't trip…

Why are cats cute?

[Emma Loo]

Well, they have a secret toxin in their eye that makes us humans thing they're cute, but really they're monster, hey did I say something smart? I are smart!

How does one cross into Mordor?