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My gallery · by **Bunny!!** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 9:35 pm

Because my dog coughed in it :3

Why do I like emojis?

My gallery · by **חָסִיד** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 9:40 pm

➵ because you like rocks.

why do books fly.

My gallery · by **QuixoticFox** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 10:52 pm

Because their spine sprout wings after they've been read every 50 times or so.
Why can't my handphone battery last forever?

My gallery · by **spookypuff** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:26 am

Because…

ITS A BATTERY!

How to shave like a man?

My gallery · by **moth·** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:36 am

I'm going to guess painful and bloody.

Whats the point of horoscopes?

My gallery · by **eltonn** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:58 am

so that people can take comfort in things that are made up

do you prefer your apples dipped in unicorn tears or pheonix ash?

My gallery · by **akhematon** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:29 am

UNICORN ASH!

Why does everything taste like chicken?

My gallery · by **eltonn** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:34 am

because the chicken tastes like fish.

How much chuck can a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

My gallery · by **erinfinn** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:36 am

IF a Chuckwood could chuck wood. so um it cant...

whats ur password? :3
(ik its not stupid but we all know its a stupid thing to ask)

My gallery · by **nuffquaa** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 4:47 am

Password.

Why did my dog eat it'z food?