Things That Amuse You V.3

[Politics]

I stay awake for two days.
Nothing happens.

I'm away for four days.
Everything's in panic,
I have unfinished work,
pretty sure 3 people died,
a tsunami probably
everyone postin w/out me

What

[Wyverncult]

friend: thats quite peculiar...
me, not hearing her properly:
me: old man peculiar???
friEND:
friend: OH MY GOD....
friend: HOLD ON WE'RE WATCHING YOGSCAST RIGHT NOW
friend: ends skype call
me:
me:
me: oka,y


edit;; SHE DITCHED ME WHILE WE WERE WATCHING IT I'M SO.

[dove.]

my life

[Kim Jongdae]

It's 3 am. I was supposed to sleep 3 hours ago.
.
.
.
I blame Mark Tuan 100%

[tawnypelt3]

I haven't slept in 39 hours.

Partially blame it on all the stuff I have to think about. Partially on the hormones.

"Relationship" is going places. PMS doesn't help. One second I'm like "yay, us is totally gonna work out, love forever and ever," the next I'm crying my eyes out because I must surely be insane for actually even considering moving to another state to be nearer to this guy and to escape my abusive family. Especially when there hasn't even been talk about the "officialness" of this relationship, or lack thereof. Because I am chickenshizz and run away like Kitty if you walk too close.

If I'm not insane already, I will be soon, because my eyes still refuse to close and my mind still refuses to be silent.

The fleshy, beating thing somewhere in my chest refuses to stop hurting.

My toaster refuses to fulfill its purpose.

my blah blahlh blalh lbalh blah blah blag


The two hour "sleep" yesterday afternoon doesn't count.

[ermusin]

me and my friend do the dorkiest stuff in our rps and
it makes me giggle like a Japanese school girl :')

[Aliria]

I'm listening to a playlist of Vocaloid stuff, mostly English Vocaloid.

It's playing a lot of stuff I like, and I'm not paying much attention to what's coming up next.

Then it comes up with a Vocaloid Spanish cover of I Know What You Did Last Summer.

What is this

[spooks.]

i swear i'm magic.

i got on the computer, and as i was brining up chicken
smoothie i was thinking to myself "it'd be cool if
itsjustnick would do a live stream."

i kid you not five seconds later a little window
popped up in the corner saying "itsjustnick is live"


i may or may not have super powers.
shh, don't tell anyone.

[nix3]

StarPaw skided into de Camp. "FIRSTAR" SHE YOWLED "I ha to tel; uo somesting?"

"nut ow StarOaw" he sadi "yuve gut to become WARRIOR!'

"MOGOSH REALLY creamed StarPaw.

YEAH SAID firestar "Youv been a war for onll 3.14 dayss butt u are the best apent ice in the cAlan. Ur perfect. We ndd you to help dfeat BlackStar and ShadowclaN. And all teh other calns. Tehy are tyring 2 attack us were in the meddle of a warr. "

i found this and
im praying to starclan that it was just a joke fanfiction because
if it's a serious fanfic i will just cry

aaYYY STARKIT'S PROPHECEY I REMEMBER READING THAT!!

It's My Immortal: Warriors edition.

[Aliria]

My friends and I were talking about languages.

"Irish invaded Wales and stole their cows and vowels, and left the Welsh to make do with sheep and consonants."

From the standpoint of an American who has never been to Ireland or Wales, it's impressively accurate.