Things That Amuse You V.3

[друг]

possible once upon a time spoilers?? Idk
i've got to the part in ouat where it's all alice in wonderland
i have never watched alice in wonderland therefore i don't know what's happening

Yeah, it can get a bit confusing sometimes. :'D
There's even a spin-off of ouat that concentrates completely on the Alice in wonderland-theme.

[lisica,]

possible once upon a time spoilers?? Idk
i've got to the part in ouat where it's all alice in wonderland
i have never watched alice in wonderland therefore i don't know what's happening :(

Yeah, it can get a bit confusing sometimes. :'D
There's even a spin-off of ouat that concentrates completely on the Alice in wonderland-theme.

i'll probably watch it anyway, i love the mad hatter so much! he's simultaneously one of the best and worst characters from season one
in other news i've just got to the part when (in the fictional world) graham makes an entrance and oh my gosh i was not reaDY

[друг]

possible once upon a time spoilers?? Idk
i've got to the part in ouat where it's all alice in wonderland
i have never watched alice in wonderland therefore i don't know what's happening :(

Yeah, it can get a bit confusing sometimes. :'D
There's even a spin-off of ouat that concentrates completely on the Alice in wonderland-theme.

i'll probably watch it anyway, i love the mad hatter so much! he's simultaneously one of the best and worst characters from season one
in other news i've just got to the part when (in the fictional world) graham makes an entrance and oh my gosh i was not reaDY

The mad hatter is truly an interesting character. He does all those things and then you like hate him, but then you hear why he did them and then you kind of love him. :'D

Also,
cris
I don't want to spoil the show for you, but you should reserve some tissues. :'(

[star star.]

i'm acting like it's four am when it's literally the late hours of the afternoon what am i doing
-
i looked up "black blood" for a roleplay thing my friend and i are doing and one of the first results was for soul eater and i'm just
eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i haven't seen that show in forever

[areadbhar]

possible undertale spoilers (not really)



so my friend came crying to me that she accidentally killed toriel and it went like this
friend: i'm evil
me: what
friend: I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED TORIEL I DIDN'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH
me: OH MY GOSH WHY DID YOU ATTACK HER
friend: I NEEDED TO PROVE TO HER I WAS STRONG
me: um okay then. are you gonna do a neutral or genocide route?
friend: neutral
me: are you just gonna kill toriel or anyone else?
friend: i also killed jerry
me: yeah nobody likes jerry
friend: THAT'S WHY HE'S DEAD

[abxy]

OH DEAR GOD I ATE 3 DONUTS
WHY
WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF
Also why are people shooting fireworks on the 3rd of july I've already heard around 100 fireworks e_e

[Politics]

Cute pickup lines/date ideas:

-"That dress looks okay on you, but it would
honestly look so much better on me.
What I'm saying is you should buy me it."
-Going to a convenience store with
you significant other and messing with
the cashiers until they kick you out.
-"You're like a star...flaming, nuclear, dangerous,
and will kill anyone who gets close."
-"If you were jewelry, you'd be 50% off
because you're only meeting half of my
expectations for you."
-Going to pet stores and tapping on all
the fishtanks obnoxiously.
-"I got lost in your eyes;
quite frankly I want out because
they are caked in horrible mascara."
-"You're my coffee— scalding,
and the reason I'm afraid to go
to sleep at night."
-Going to a nice café just to
argue over why your significant other
can't cook that well.

I love coming up with these and I cannot stop
I also can't remember is this the third one or fourth one

[[deleted user 39490]]

Trust me, I'm an expert.

[spooks.]

i thought i would be independent today and make myself breakfast.
so i decided to make myself sugar toast.

as i'm eating it, i realize it tastes really really weird.

i used salt.
not sugar.
i just ate three pieces of toast that were covered in salt.


i clearly need more sleep.




...

also, saturday night people were setting off fireworks, and i was sick of it.
so the next time they set one off, i finally screamed at the top of my lungs
"IVE BEEN SHOT"

they stopped setting them off after that.
i win.

[Hellagia]

Holy crap. Post nap me is dumb. Came here on my phone to share how silly post nap epiphanies are and when I went to type I saw only the white text box and grey buttons and went "DUDE THE COLORS DISAPPEARED. Oh wait."
But yea. Went to im a friend while waking up. "Bro. Identity theft is like slavery, you stealing that person's life and freedom."
Where did that come from? It doesn't make sense.