what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[kairi_bebi]

Just screenshot them and you're ready to go.

How do i add pets to my wishlist?

[ativanblues]

you double click them.

how do i adopt?

[killer romance.]

First, you fill out a hundred forms. Then you pay all of your money.

Why do I have a stamp collection?

[Baagishii]

Its because you are supposed to hoard all of your dislikes so people know what you like and dont like
What is archives?

[DBD]

A virus that attached itself onto CS.

How do I post a photo?

[Acidious]

You staple a photograph onto an electric post.

How do you foe someone?

[Go!Go!Zeppeli!]

You walk away from them!

What is pet rarity?

[StrawberrySheebie]

basically, it's how easily you can find a pet in your fridge. so the more common the pet, the more likely it is to appear next time you get a midnight snack craving

how do i adopt a pound pet?

[hayakawa]

You email the ASPCA your username and they'll give you a pet in around a day.

How do I edit my signature?

[yare yare daze...]

you don't. you just hope that tess will smile upon you and give you a fairly decent signature.


how do i change my username?