1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[coën]

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Pretend to be a carrot and plank on a shelf.

[Hiia :mrgreen:]

TOILET PAPER FORT!
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[DoodleBob]

3331

Ride your scooter into the store and ride around and crash into stuff on purpose. (Funner with friends)

[dematrug]

3332

Wear fredmeyer gear like, fredmeyer shirts, and flags, and headgear and root for em' and say "Fredmeyer! Fredmeyer!" And just go around and root in peoples faces. >X3

[. mira .]

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Turn on 'All About That Bass' and throw wads of gum in passing customer's hair. While you jump out of the bras shelf.

[StrawberryBunny]

Turn up in formal attire and ask for the grand tour

[raisins.]

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Put a Walmart bag on you head and run around slapping people

[Chihiro Fujisaki]

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Step.1) Find a dance CD and a Music player
Step.2) Grab your nearest friend
Step.3) Go to walmart
Step.4) Stand on a moving conveyor belt
Step.5) Shout "DJ TURN DA MUSIC UP!"
Step.6) Get your friend to put the music on
Step.7) Rave.

BP

[MatchaMochi]

3336

Walk behind random customers and scream into their ears and then run away laughing like a lunatic

[insomnia.]

3337

Scoop out a handful of butter and wipe it behind people's ears