what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Briarlight]

1: never eat paps spaghetti, and say gross
2: tell undyne she has noodle arms
3: eat potatos

how do you get pets from the pound?

[ĸιndle]

You have to hack into the Pound's account. Then you get everything!

How do you use Oekaki?

[agent 48]

You eat cookies

What is a forum?

[LOCW_Bluestarwarrior]

A place to buy groceries for your pets.

How do I lock a trade group?

[Bill Cipher666]

Delete all the pets in there

How do I give a background to my pet?

[fluffystar]

You put every item on your pet, and then, I promise you, you'll have a cool background.

How can I obtain a malk? .o.

[hayakawa]

Sell your soul to the interwebs via survey to get a hacking device, then hack all the malks

How do I get all the rare pets?

[Obius]

You must manually trace all the missing pets by hand, color them in, then upload them to your account. It takes forever though since the approval speed sucks!

How do I grow my pets?

[hayakawa]

This website works on survival of the fittest, delete your pets to feed them to your one supreme pet. I suggest you feed this pet rares, it makes it grow more.

What is a "Dreamie" and how do I get one?

[Disney Life]

It is a dream your heart makes when you're fast asleep and you get it because dreams do come true <3

What is the International Board?