Hiya ex-baby, it's me again.
First off, can you stop? I don't know if you're controlling it or if you're just making your image pop up in my head. Yesterday I found my yearbook. Guess who was there? You! Ding ding, we have a heartthrob! I hate that I can't get you out of my head, and you're making me be a huge butthole to my friends! All the time I'm constantly ranting about "The One Who Got Away" or "Hey, that jerk is called my EX for a freaking reason", and my friends are just like "shut up. please." So, yeah!
This is PART TWO of these letters. How's life in ______? Got another girl that you're gonna love on and caress just as much as you did me? I know what you do. You take girls, make them think that they're special, and then RIP THEM UP. Just remember, I got someone else now too! Just not really "mine". You know? Oh wait, you do. Sound familiar?
I bet she's happy with you. I hope that she dumps you, and not the other way around. I've actually thought about this. Like, "what happens if he's actually here next year and not moving to _______ and he finds another girl who he does the same thing with? Then, that's gonna hurt. How am I supposed to make it through when people aren't calling us the "Cutest Couple of 2016"? Not sure. Do I care? Unfortunately, kinda. Not that much though. I'm getting through it with dubstep, Panic! at the Disco, TØP, and the other guy. Speaking of, gotta write another letter.
Bye, doofus.
-Yours-oh wait! Not Yours Truly
Hi pretty:)
You probably don't know this but you're keeping me alive right now. Have you read my notes to my ex? Oh wait, never mind.. That'd be weird. Should I rant about you? No, Chicken Smoothie should not be blessed with your presence yet. I love the thought of you 
- a sad child who likes turtles Dear lovelies(chicken smoothie users)
I'm kinda bored. PM me if you wanna talk, flirt(don't take it seriously XD), or role-play 
Haven't technically sent this, it counts.
- pretty girl in need of some love