what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[baldursgate]

From the name god, Tess.

How can i change my username?

[bubbaberriboo]

You give your rarest pets to the pound. In return, you should get a 'rename ticket'. Use it to change your user.



What is my OMGSR pet worth?

[Cjrieeisodo]

One OMG so common

How do I buy pets from the store?

[baldursgate]

Give ALL your pets to tess! Duh!

what does PPS stand for?

[wattson]

poop poop skunk

whats a pet?

[wizurdchild]

The soul of your neighbors

What are the archives?

[baldursgate]

An enxtinct species. end of discussion.

How can i code my signature?

[RainbowCakeBarf]

put imgs ,thats it.

how do i chat in the forums?

[kingthe6]

Take the device you're using into the center of town. Ask the man with the monocle for the green lemon; he'll know what you mean.

How do I dress up my pet?

[Sugarkitza]

Take your favorite outfit from your dresser . Set your device on the ground and scream "BANANA" as loud as you can while dropping the clothes on your device. In 3 minutes your pet will be wearing them.

Can I trade with others?