You had to be there moments thread!

[moira]

This is the thread where you can post all the "You had to be there" moments you've had.
Such as an embarrassing blurt, trip or mistake, etc.

For example...
You know how a "tasor" is when a person jabs you in the sides and it makes you jump?
I got tasored by a doorknob today. x3

See? It's the type of thing if you told some random person they'd look at you weird and their response would most likely be "Um, okay?"

A lot of these moments may be embarrassing at the time, but you can look at them and laugh. Like this one time..I put in a few tickets for an antique basket randomly and guess what? I won the basket.

Rules:
1- No mocking people. It isn't nice and causes the person to become more embarrassed than necessary. Avoid it!
2- Post your embarrassing moments, not another person's. Ex. If someone does a double-posting fail on another thread, don't post it and say "hahaha it was so funny you had to be there because that person failed badly". Don't do that, what if the person just wants to forget it?
3- This is not a rant thread. Here is the "Things that annoy you" thread.
4- Please don't spam, it could get the topic locked.
5- OBEY THE RULES! Okay, useless rule. Whatever. Follow it.

Okay...POST! 8D

[Lady Mekka]

One time I was walking out of my bedroom and my door knob hit my left hip. Later that day, I found I had a huge bruise on that hip. XD I'm such a klutz.

[sealsnoot]

After I got my haircut, my friend thought I was guy and asked me out. Then I told her who I was and she got really embaressed, because her brother had been watching her. Yeah. You had to be there.

[jennifertien]

Today my cousin was saying she wants to be a doctor when she gets older and she asked what i wanted to be and i said "When i'm older i would like to be a hunter of Artimes" and she just stood and stared at me like i was crazy... yah, you kinda had to be there XD

[moira]

Hahaha!
At my lunch table...my student ID got thrown out...twice. The first was on accident..the second was on purpose! Thanks a lot, friends!

Oh, and one time I was listening to "Eenie Meenie" and Justin Bieber came on and I thought "Whoa, who is this girl?" I realized who it was and laughed.

[arte]

One time, I was walking down the hallway in my house and I ran right into my brother and almost broke his nose. Yeah, you had to be there.

[moira]

Ow...

One time I opened my locker, kneeling on the ground. My flute case (I keep it in my locker because I know I'd forget it in the band room) fell out of my backpack and hit my knee...Ow, you had to be there...left a pretty nice bruise, too.

[arte]

Ouch...

One time, I went on a ride with one of my Best Friends and my brother. It was one of those really fast spinny ones where you don't want to sit on the inside cause you'll get squished. I sat on the inside, my brother (who is older than me) and my friend, sat on the outside. I-stupid me-sat on the inside. It left a bruise all the way down my side. You had to be there. That was one wicked bruise!

[moira]

I went roller skating with my six-foot-tall-friend. I'm not even five feet tall and I tripped, being an insane newbie at roller skating. She tripped over me and fell on me! I fell right on my butt, too. Nice little bruised tailbone. You had to be there...must have looked extremely funny. xD

[jennifertien]

One day (or should i say night) when i was in DisneyWorld,it was really late and me and my stepsister were in the foodcourt and we made up these things called cluckers, everytime tou take a step they would cluck and right when i was in the middle of drinking applejuice she said cluck cluck and i started to laugh so hard i choked on the juice...you had to be there