My dearest mime, you fill me with a strange sense of love and relaxation every time my unblinking eyes gaze into yours. I want to live a forever life with you, have you help me in my kitchen as more than just a friend. So what if we are two men? I can always be the girl in the end, if you want our DNA to intertwine and make something beautiful. Those flowers you gave me are resting together in a pot, side by side, petal to petal, just as we should be hand in hand with rings on our fingers.
Σ, I love you.
I never saw you as a granddaughter, like I do every other boy, but as a lover I can connect with. You are so gentle and sweet, you sweep me off my feet and send me into an awing daze. I feel as if though I really belong with you, like we were made for each other.
Dear *Dan,
I... I wish you would... put your cat suit on m-me. I'd love for you to... keep me as yours. I know I... wish I was as... stunning or confident as... as you are. I could never tell you in person, how I truly feel...
Love,
Your Secret Admirer
Dear Abel,
I heard your name once or twice and your voice associated in response. I'd like to apologize as this will probably not be the last written harassment "love letter" you get from me. I can't help but have fallen madly in love with the general shape of your horns. If I'm remembering correctly you also have long hanging ears as well? God it's so much easier to write than to try and talk. Though writing is by far not an easy task either. If not for my element I would not even be able to hear or communicate. I sense there is a different part of you. I want to get to know both better. Conversation would be hectic so I'll just cut it off here. I'll be writing again soon. No one can take in my appearance so I doubt we'll ever meet. Know someone takes interest in you.
Forever,
Your Grotesquely Disfigured Admirer
To my sweetest cookie monster.
I find it hard to express my adoration when I speak, but with a letter this letter... I think I may manage.
You, my love, are the epitome of beauty. Your fur is nearly iridescent and your eyes - those godly unblinking eyes - are like marbles made of sun and gold, all things of value. You yourself are a treasure, valuable beyond compare to someone such as I - who am I to deserve such a wonderful creature. Even though I have no need to speak, you make me want to mutter words just for you to hear, even if they do not reach your ear. It's the thought that counts, isn't it? I wish to experience your everything - all of your smiles, your laughter, your highs and your lows... I want to know everything that you do and maybe, just maybe, fit perfectly with you as I feel I do. I believe you've become my comfort, and for that I am thankful, as I've never had a comfort as complete as you.
I've see those flowers that sit in in your vase, and I must admit I am jealous of them as they share a home with you rather than I.
I would offer anything to share your home with you. To share a "vase" of a different sort to hold us together, as those Daffodils do. Perhaps we could even add a few other flowers to that vase, ones we've made together with our love for one another. I would wilt together with you if you would let me, even if we did not share a vase - for you my dear, I would do or become anything you desire.
Let us wilt (or thrive) together, if you will have me.
For I've never felt a light this brightly before.
➝ Σ
Ey boys~ I'm sorry, but I couldn't help noticing that fine hunk of unbridled meat you've been toting around.. If you, or your succulent sweet cheeks ever hunger for some real company, you know where to find me~
Roses R Red,
If you owned our butt it'd be blue,
You think I'm gross,
But I still love you
Love,
Brian
To: Hinra
Hey there pretty lady, I've been watchin' you from afar and lemme just tell you. You are SMOKIN FINE! I'll save you the embarrassment and just leave you this cute little note instead. I've got my eyes on you.~
From: Another Sexy Goblin Gator
I promised you I'd write again. So here we are. I have noticed your spiked curiosity in my revealing of interest of you. I never really noticed until the other day when you passed near my "home" that there is constantly another by your side that you are protective of. I had siblings once, I now despise them. But your brother, he seems nice from what I've picked up on him. I hope all is well with you both and I hope you look forward to me writing more and that it doesn't freak you out... I wonder if you look forward to or dread these letters. Either way, wishing you the best. I wish it wasn't so hard to do this. Or I'd write more.
Again,
Your Grotesquely Disfigured Admirer
Dear Pheobe,
I know we have not formally met before, though I do pray that fate allows us to cross paths. I have seen you in the distance at times and have heard much good about you. As the days went on, I slowly became attached to you. I saw you in the streets and waved, and though you did not know me, you waved back. I wish I could tell you how much I want to get to know you, and though my disability prevents me from doing so, I hope this letter speaks for itself.
I truly do want to tell you how much I like you. My crush has only grown from the times you winked at me or waved back, and I am often caught dreaming of you. I never believed in love at first sight, especially from a stranger, but who knows? Maybe one day, you might figure out who sent this letter. When you do, I will be waiting.
Love, A certain flower.
-A yellow flower is taped to the letter.-
To Tanzanite
GURL. At least you look like a girl to me with all that fabulous hair. Lemme tell you straight. You're so fine. Drop me dead cause you're G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. Fashizzle. But yo, if you ever wanna hang out with a fine juicy steak over those lame hamburgers eyeing you, I'll be sure to sweep you off your pretty little feet. I'm the real prize money can't buy, much less off the dollar menu. Until then my sweet.~
Signed,
A Juicy Steak
To Stevie
Hey. We're both deaf. Cool. Want to hang out sometime?
-Looks like who it was from was erased and the letter crumpled up somewhere before finding its way to you.-
Dearest Gem Eerie,
You sparkle like no other. My Cute little small. My collection, incomplete without such extravagant rarity as yourself. I no want look desperate, would tarnish my image. I want hold you and never let go. Find me where richest of shades dare look.
-G
To Hinra
Hi. I think you are attractive nice. For a GG.
To Pito Mitio
Hola me flora de mal humor ~
You probably already know who this is writing you, but I want you to see that my love is strong enough to express itself to you through paper and ink as well as words.
I love you, my perfect elephant wrestler ~
forever more yours,
Pico de gallo
Dear Albatross,
May I call you Al? I am dreadfully sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you, I had a hard time tracking you down! But now that I have, I would honestly love to meet you in person and you really seem so sweet. The flower you gave me is safely on my nightstand in a pot, as I'm hoping to keep it alive for a bit longer. It's very pretty, how did you know I loved flowers? Anyhow, thank you so much! You should've seen the smile on my face as I read your letter, you have such a way with words. Ever since I've been looking around to catch more glimpses of you, but it seems the harder I look the more I miss you. Hopefully we will bump into one another soon.
Love, a simple girl
-taped to the back is a white daisy-
Dearest Devan,
I sincerely hope this letter does not come across as strange or unsettling, but I greatly admire your work. I see you in passing occasionally, but haven't wanted to interrupt your thoughts. Sometimes when I leave for the market in the morning, I find the discarded and crumpled paper balls you've left behind on the path. I wish you wouldn't toss them aside.. The words I read on those few pages, nearly brought me to tears. I felt your words so heavily.. Maybe I'll tell you this in person one day, but for now I suppose this letter will suffice..
Dear Ghibli,
Are you a studio, because I would watch every one of those movies five times over if I saw your sparkly self in them. Please come over and hang out sometime. I'd like to have my cake and eat it, if you catch my drift.~
Sincerely a rad GG
Dearest Rigor,
My, my... I seem to be lost in your many, many gorgeous eyes. You are truly beautiful, regardless of what others may preconceive, and I find you quite... captivating. I would like you to know well that simplicity does attract the eye, where some may find you unnerving I cannot help but feel compelled to you. You are both intriguing and lovely, in my humble and sincere opinion. Continue being fabulous.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Admirer
Darling Lint,
I find your eyelash sweater the single most attractive thing in this world. You are certainly a GG with profound and noble taste! I do wish I could see you smile, as I imagine it to be as beautiful an experience as your glorious sweater. I really do wish there were a way I could meet you and tell you in person something that would yield that smile, but alas, I am shy. Your beauty is too profound for me to introduce myself quite yet, but rest assured I am quietly wishing you well.
Signed,
Your Secret Admirer
To a huge ball of attractive fluff,
Hey gurl you're so fine I think I
Accidentally got lost
In your eyes.
Steal my wallet
And maybe my soul.
Your whiskers tickle me when you get so close.
Don't be scared and don't be shy,
I promise I'm not that type of guy.
Maybe we could hang out.
Just you and me,
I'll push you on a
Tire swing.
If only you would be my girl,
If you say yes I'd rock your world.
-Sincerely A Daring Guy
P. S. - You're a girl? Right?
REACTION:
Pink,
Your taste in fashion is absolutely impeccable! I quite fancy your poodle skirt, as it is a fond reminder of a wonderful time period. It suits you perfectly, and it flatters you in all the best ways. I do believe it is a perfect addition to your already stunning appearance.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Admirer
Addressed to a gorgeous gentlemen,
Sparrow.
I have never rested eyes on one as lovely as yourself. You are truly handsome and your beauty is exquisite. Your entire body boasts a brilliant chemistry among itself, you are stunning. You are captivating and enthralling, a joy to behold and observe. Your avian companion is absolutely endearing.
Happy belated holidays,
Your Secret Admirer
To the sweetest wateremellon,
Cain
You are stunning and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. You seem like a nice guy, a chivalrous gentlemen, and perhaps even a good man. To say such is a generous compliment for myself, and... well, it is good to be able to address this to you. On a more silly note, let it be said you look good enough to eat.
Your Secret Admirer
So, Kinky~
I'd love to know how well that name suits you.. If you're ever feeling a bit restrained in life and need a release, you have my number. Even if you're looking for just a one night engagement, you know its fine by me. Though really, I don't mind being, tied to a relationship~
Dear Alkali,
Have you tasted dirt? I hear you like dirt. Do you eat the dirt, or do you collect it? Do you sleep in dirt? As you can see I am curious about your dirt. But dirt is just dirt. Do you play with dirt?
Dirt.
I want to know about you, but also dirt. Dirt sounds great.
Love,
a dirty admirer
To the gentlemen with the stunning eyebrows,
Paylor
I do so love a man in uniform. Lab coats included. Your work is as fascinating as your intricate pelt and I find my eyes wandering about your person. You are captivating to me as plantlife is to you, and I would enjoy so much to sit and watch with you one evening. Perhaps you could teach me a thing or two about life... and I could teach you a thing or two about love.
With love,
Your Secret Admirer
To whom my verbalized words of love cannot reach,
Stevie.
Your humor is superb and your adorable stature is absolutely impossible not to notice. I couldn't help but try to chat with you when I first laid eyes upon you, but you did not hear me. Alas, I do not speak sign language... but perhaps you can read lips? At the very least, I figured words scripted on paper would be better than none at all. I will try again another day, when I am bolder and more courageous.
Wishing they knew how to communicate,
Your Secret Admirer
Addressed to a gorgeous woman, (Valentina)
You are odd, I will admit, but not in any way that is conceivably bad. I have found myself intrigued by your pickup lines, I've heard in passing they are infamously the most terrible and delightful things on this earth. I hope to one day hear them for myself... It would be worth the laugh. Perhaps we could swap them someday? Banter back and forth, you know-- a typical battle of the flirts... It would be quite a sight to see, though I do propose dinner afterwards, if it is to occur. Consider this both a compliment and a challenge.
Signed,
Your Secret Admirer
Darling princess, (Nymphia)
The sun was something made for you in a toolshed. The way the stars twinkle and shine; I can see it behind your eyes, glittering as beautifully as the sky. Your eloquence halts me, your eyes hold me in your gaze. You are a flower, delicate and graceful; growing in beauty each day.
Sincerely,
Your Secret Admirer
Princess of the flowers,
Avery.
Darling fawn in flora, let me express my adoration for you. Your steps are simple and sure, your posture meek and humble; I admire this about you. I admire the softness in your gaze and the peace behind your eyes. Your very presence makes one feel as if he were at home wherever he may truly be.
Signed with affection,
Your Secret Admirer
Sweet gentleman of pizza,
Michele Angelo
While eating pizza toppings from the garbage is a bit distasteful, I find it humorous that you are so lightheartedly involved in the circular dish referred to as pizza. It is lightening to my heart that there is still innocence in this world, and it is always a pleasure to meet with it, face to face.
Signed,
Your Secret Admirer
REACTION:
Rainbow Noivern's Reaction: d'aww!
Michelangelo's reaction: "that's rad brah! I wouldn't mind a friend right now. Maybe we can share a slice sometime! It's cheese, so don't worry about toppings."
The fluffiest gent around,
Maverick
Your fluff is the most devine thing I have had the pleasure of witnessing in this world. I know very little about you, but I would like to know more. At a glance you give me a feeling of approachability very rarely found in most... I hope one day I would be so privaledged as to talk with you, your fluffiness.
Signed,
Your Secret Admirer
Poet of the heart,
Devan
Your typeface is as exquisite as the way your words pull at the heartstrings. Poetry is a beautiful thing, and I'm glad you appreciate it as much as I. While I cannot write with the same rhythm or rhyme that poets do, I hope this letter isn't too gaudy for you. I tried to write my best, and I hope it is at least something to look at; though there is no way it is as gorgeous or handsome as yourself.
Signed,
Your Secret Admirer
My shadow, my light. (Parker)
You are the mingling between land and sea,
the only one who is truly for me.
I don't know how to say
I've been observing from away,
not daring to approach, but simply
watching and admiring, diligently.
My sea, my stars,
I admire you from here to mars,
and back again a thousand times,
with each and every rhyme.
- Someone who lacks courage
Dear Flower Amélie,
Illusory magic... I've heard of your performance and I'd like to one day witness it myself. You know, I prefer to think of magic as a series of... very clever tricks. But clever all the same, indefinitely... pleasing to the eye and baffling to the mind. You are the same way, perhaps; I fancy it so. I would love to have the chance to meet with you some time, if you'd care to humor someone who lacks magical talent?
Hopefully yours,
Your Secret Admirer
(To Ghibli)
"I don't particularly know how to approach people, so I hope you'll excuse the odd tone of this letter but... Would you mind hanging out with me sometime? I know it's a bit... odd? But... I feel like you might be the kind of approachable person I really need in my life right now... If not that's okay! I mean, I..." The writing tails off into several angry scribbles before the neat, artistic handwriting returns to its former task. "I would be honored to borrow your company, for even a brief while. Thank you for list-" The writing once again scribbled on as if trying to find a word, "reading," it decided, "I do appreciate it... Have a fantastic day!" It seems they forgot to sign...
My dear Archo,
Your heart shines brighter than the most polished diamond- and your existance brings new light into mine.
-a Lonely Collector
Dear Blu;
Hello dear, no need to be so blu. Blue may fit your pelt but not your mood. Smile my sweetheart.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. You’re like a dictionary.You add meaning to my life. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your x and you wouldn’t even need to figure out y. Do you have a pencil and an eraser? ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
~Love your secret admirer from afar (;
(To Syndrome)
Yo dude, we should totally catch a movie sometime! I mean, I get that's... well actually really sudden, but I'd like to hang out with you. You seem really cool, and I honestly don't see enough guys around here who seem like I could actually talk to 'em. Oh wait-- no pun intended! I mean-- I called you cool! And you look kinda icy and--! Er--! Ah, we should... chill sometime... That time, pun intended. Thanks for humoring my... uh... awkward, awkward letter... seriously I appreciate it!
- YSA
(To Dogo)
(To Granny)
Mai Ai,
I apologize for writing instead of coming to you myself, but you see I've heard some mixed things about you; so I figured I would write first? Perhaps you'd be willing to get together to play a game of shuffleboard over some cookies sometime? You seem like a nice enough individual, though I'm not really sure what to think of you-- I think it might be beneficial to try and get to know you before passing judgements. Oh! And your hat is very stylish!
Dear Warren,
Your smile is amazing, all I want to do is make you laugh and beam with happiness. When life ever gets you down I want to just hug you and tell you it's okay. If I wasn't so awkward maybe we could be at least...friends?
Sincerely,
An awkward puppy in love.
(a few bits of white and red hair is stuck to the ink...whoops)
Dearest Nymphia,
I dare say that you look absolutely fantastic. No matter where I see you, you seem to always have that stunning crown of yours. But that isn't just what drew me too you, my gorgeous lady. We seem to have a lot in common. We both wear crowns on our blue-haired foreheads, and have quite the soft colors and fluff on us. It even seems Cupid is in on our similarities and created a fake child based on us! No matter how much you may seem mean, or how hard you push me away, I will make an attempt to get to know you, as you may be surprised to find me quite similar to yourself. I look forward to the day that I can look at your stunning blue eyes with my own, and that I may introduce myself in your presence. I hope that you feel the same. And also, if it means anything, I heard you collect items. I have a gift for you.
Sincerely,
a lost prince.
-Inside the envelope is a pure golden locket. It seems to be an antique.-
To the beautiful Pheobe,
Thank you so much for replying. I adore the daisy you gave me, as they are one of my favorite flowers! I am so glad I finally get to "speak" to you through letter. It makes me extremely happy to hear you are interested in meeting me, and hopefully we can cross paths soon! I have been keeping an eye out for you as well- however, I seem to often lose track of the Gator I think is you. However, if we ever meet each other, I want you to know that I am mute. I do hope this doesn't discourage you.
Anyhow, I would love if you called me Al, and I can't wait to meet you soon!
Love,
a yellow flower.
-It seems he attempted to make a heart shaped in flower petals, and put it on the back of the letter.-
(To Dutch)
The card is rather simple, though the handwriting on it twirls and dances as ellgant cursive spells a simple phrase-- "I find you quite endeering... I am very fawnd of you!"
Dear Kohl,
The day we first met my heart fluttered at the sight of you, the way you welcomed me with your kind smile. Your jokes warmed my heart like never before, I thought for sure that you would see right through me. I feel so invisible like I'm not even here, but when you look at me I see mystery in your bold eyes, I wish you could stay with me forever but alas we are torn apart. Would you stay with me if you knew me?
- Just a friend
Response: Why of course! I love being open and friendly to everyone! Especially my audience. -clutches letter close with a warm smile-
To Hatch
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Can I have the booty?
Because I love you.
Dear Kohl,
Sorry, for this late letter. Lately i've been so busy, I hope your having a good week though.
It makes me jump for joy to hear you say that, I wish you knew me but also I'm glad you don't because I can pour my heart out to you. I wish I knew how you felt about me, am I just a friend or am I more to you? It scares me to think that I might mean nothing to you. You cloud my thoughts all through the day. When I think of you I can't breathe, but somehow I do. Your memory fades like mist. I'm quiet lonely you know, sometimes I feel I'm the only one in this world, lost & forgotten. Do you remember me?
- Just a friend
