Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

ESTP · by **chainsaw devil** » Sun May 15, 2016 3:48 pm

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could be my favourite anime character!!

My gallery · by **strwbri** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:33 pm

Granted, but people would start calling you "Fiction" like you don't exist.
I wish I could do nothing.

My gallery · by **bud** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:34 pm

granted but you still have to breathe

i wish i could own every book in the world

My gallery · by **{smug lemon}** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:42 pm

Granted, but they're all burnt.

I wish I could have a lot of cats!

My gallery · by **bud** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:44 pm

granted, but they're all big cats...and they eat you.

i wish i was famous

My gallery · by **Pavlovian** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:45 pm

Granted but you are now being chased as a terrorist.

I wish i had a fish tank.

My gallery · by **{smug lemon}** » Sun May 15, 2016 5:47 pm

Granted, but it's filled with algae and DEADLY PIRRANAHS....

I wish I could go into Tv shows.

My gallery · by **bud** » Sun May 15, 2016 6:21 pm

granted, but you can only go into tv shows where you will inevitably die

i wish i was a vampire

My gallery · by **jinsoul** » Sun May 15, 2016 6:36 pm

granted but you have to replace every food you love with blood. (logic but yeee)

i wish i could play video games without paying.

My gallery · by **hollowfall.** » Sun May 15, 2016 6:57 pm

Granted, but all the video games will not ever save and stop working mid-game.

I wish I could have superpowers.