Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[tavvicat]

Granted but now you have 109 parents

I wish I had contacts

[Guzma]

Granted, but now you can see all the germs floating around in the air

I wish I had a pet snake.

[bud]

granted, but it eats you

i wish i had a million dollars

[nah]

granted, but you have to give 90% of it away to pay for your house.

i wish i could meet fictional characters.

[cahara]

Granted but you must replace everything

I wish I had a cat

[bud]

granted, but it's a lion that only will accept human sacrifice as food, and those humans have to be your friends, and if you don't give him your friends, he eats you.

i wish i had food.

[winged-backpack]

Granted but you'll shrink as well so she'll still be huge to you.

I wish I could get a prom date

[`El.izaboo321]

Granted, but that prom date is your worst enemy.

I wish I could lease the horse I love

[Everlasting Tea]

Granted, but your horse dies of illness shortly after

I wish I didn't have intense insomnia

[Mckarca]

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish I had a flamethrower.