Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[ZombiePoodle]

I have had so much insparation from other pet diary/journal writers that I decided to started my own. C: Please tell me what you guys think!

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Journal writer-Carmen
Best Friends-Clair, Cody, Emmie
Brother-Levi
Sister-Tosha
Brother-Ian
Crush-Tyler
Em's Crush?????-Levi
Em's Sister-Susan
Random Guys-Alexander, Danny, Ray, Nicholas
Arch Enimies-Susan, Rella
Pet Rabbit-LetUsLeaf (B-day present)
(Adoptive)Mom and Dad-Mom, Dad

Dear Diary which I refuse to call diary,

Why am I starting a journal? Because I feel like it! You have no right to judge me on this subject.
Anyways, I figured, why not? So I guess I'll tell you what happened today...
This is me, by the way. Just a little information, before I start. I'm 16 yrs old and adopted, these are the only parents I know -Mom and Dad- I have a brother and sister, who are my REAL sibs, (Levi (yeah, those are floaty wing things...wish I were born with some of those.) and Tosha). I also have a brother who was adopted when I was younger, he's not realated to any of us, his name's Ian Yeah, you, journal, will probably learn a lot more from me later, but I'm too lazy to think of it all right now.

So, today, I was sitting in class, y'know, not really listening to the teacher, and I decided that I would write in a journal, AKA: you. So I didn't really notice when the teacher, Mr. Ardson, asked me a question.
"Carmen, are you listening to me?"
I really kinda fell from a daze of thinking about many random things, and I did what was most obvious of me, I stumped the him.
"I'm sorry Mr. Ardson, I wasn't listening, could you please repeat that question?"
A couple kids snickered, but I just smiled as innocently as I could.
Mr. Ardson pointed to the door.
"Principle's office, now Miss Carmen."
I jumped up from my seat like I was happy to go and started to hum to myself. At the door, I reached for the doorknob, but Mr. Ardson called to me again, well kinda.
"Tyler, will you please accompany Miss Carmen to her destination, and make sure she acctualy gets there."
OMG, Tyler is like, my crush. He. Is. So. Hot. He's also adopted, and guess who his 'dad' is? That's right journal, Mr. Ardvarkson.
I turn the doorknob and pretend to not really notice Tyler, walking behind me, but, y'know, it's kinda hard.

So we reach the principle's office, and I kinda smile a little akwardly.
"Uh, thanks for taking me to my doom? Hope to see you later, y'know, but I'm not sure if I'll be going to heaven..." I joke
He cracks a smile and even kinda chuckles. Ooooh, have I mentinoed how hot he is? And his laugh is so cute! Anywaysss must focus here...umm....tacos....salad...burgurs...other stuff....fooooocus....
Tyler speaks as he's walking away.
"Yeah, I'll catch you later, good luck with your doom!" He smiles. He. Is. Hot. FOCUS.
So I open the principle's office door.
I see the principle sitting in her chair. Yeah journal, laugh all you want, the principle's my MOM whatever!
She sighs, but you know, we're totaly tight.
"So honey, what'd you do this time?"
"Nothing much, just, well, I wasn't listening in class, so Mr. Ardvark...I mean..Mr. Ardson, asked me "Are you listening?" And I said "Sorry sir, I wasn't listening, could you please repeat that question?" Hehe. It was fun, and guess what? He sent Tyler down here with me." I smile, like I said before, me and my mom are totaly tight, we share everything with eachother and I get to go shopping, like, almost whenever I want. Double score!
Mom smiles. "And?"
"And I said he's welcome to visit me in Hell when you're done with me....well, I kinda worded it different, but yeah..."
I percked my ears up and swished my tail slightly. "So, can we like, play cards or something, then I'll go back to class crying like your soooo mean?"
My mom laughed. Ah the wonders of my wordings. But I really did want to go to class crying, everyone thought that since my mom was principle, that she was being all favority, or that I was purposely going to the principle's office just to see her. Oh journal, of course those are both true, I just want people to think that they're not.

My mom is so totaly awesome, we play a card game, and she tells me mild tears are okay. So I start down the hall, willing fake tears into my eyes. I am so cool. By the time I reach the classroom door, I'm seriously sobbing, like, nonstop. So much for mild...
No journal, it is not real sobbing, fake...OK? F-A-K-E. FAKE.
So that's when I turn the knob and walk in with my hands on my face and not even trying to hide my 'tears'. I walk to my seat and plopped down, sliently enjoying the faces that everyone's making at me, all the stares I'm getting. I mean, even MR. ARDSON looks shocked!! Oh boy, what fun!!
My best friend, Emmie comes over and pats me on the back, glaring at the teacher. I move my thumb in a circle, my silent signal to Em and my other two besties, Clair and Cody that I'm faking. (Yes I know that Cody is a GUY. It does NOT mean he can't be my friend and not boyfriend. Gah.)
Haha! Yes, we are awesome, you have permission to say that to your other buddy journals, journal. Hehe...I am soooo lame.
OMG. Look. At. Ty's. Face. Totaly. Awesome. He. Looks. Like. He. Cares. OMGOMGOMGLOOOOOOKOMGOMG!! He's giving his father an evil stare! Why? Maybe he likes me? Ugh, nah, probably not, I mean, it's just my imagination right? And he has a girlfriend. Ugh, that snobby girl, Rella! Puh...snob.
Uhoh...here comes Mister Ardson.
"Carmen?"
I wait till he's close then go all phsyco. "I hate my mom!" I scream, jumping up from my chair. I run out of the room, crying as much as ever. Little do they know that I'm acctualy LAUGHING!
I run down the hall to go hide. Where? Well, in the janitor's closet of course, I'm sure that they'll find me here, especialy with how loud I'm crying.
Footsteps.
Mr. Ardson? NOPE.
Uhoh. Not. Good. TYLER. What's HE doing here!?!? It was supposed to be like, one of my besties so I could tell them what REALLY happened. NOT TYLER! Now I have to lie to him!
"Go away Tyler." I sob, making sure my voice sounds shaky.
He sits in the other corner.
"Carmen, what HAPPENED!? When you said that you were going to your doom, I thought you were joking! Not this!"
I laugh shakily, a forced a laugh, making sure that is does sound forced.
"That makes two of us..."
Ty just stares at me. Wait, sorry, imagination kicking in here, but is that WORRY on his face?!?! Ah, *Kills imagination* stop lying!
I did NOT want it to be Tyler in here! Now here's where I have to lie! NOOOOOOO! I. Hate. My. Life.
"M-my mom...she said that--" I start to FAKE cry again. FAKE journal, FAKE.
He scoots closer and lays his hand on my back. OMG HIS HAND IS ON MY BACK. It's like a dream come true. I mean, he's acctualy close to me! SHUT UP Journal. I know I'm wierd, and you'd better not be laughing in your JOURNALY way...
I start to talk again, coming up with the lie as I go. Y'know improvising?
"She-said...she said that I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, she's taking away ALL of the ways I can contact him, e-mail, phone, letters, all of them! I won't be able to talk to him anymore, just because I haven't been good in school!" I made my voice rise in panic.
Tyler took his hand away. He seemed, nervous?
"Who?" He asked. But he looked like he knew the answer already. (As I think you do journal, and if not...)
"My boyfriend!" I sobbed. Oh great, now I have an imaginary boyfriend.
"I-I didn't know you had a boyfriend..." He ventured to a land unknown.(Sorry, random stuff kinda pops into my head sometimes...)
"I don't, not anymore!!" And I DARED. I leaned into Tyler's fur and 'cried'. This. Is. The. Best. Day. Ever.
He held me for an akward second and then said we should get back to class, which was almost over.
So we went back. And got teased. Yeah. I know right?! This one kid, he was sharpening his pencil, and he noticed us come throught the door. It looked like the other pups were working on an assignment.
The kid chuckled at my red-from-tears face and said to Tyler, "What'd you do dude, kiss her to shut her up?"
Yeah, I SMACKED him. VERY hard. Yeah...I'm proud. Heh, VERY proud I might even say. S'what you get for THAT sucker!!
So I (reluctantly) left Tyler's side and sat in my seat, where there was a worksheet on my dest.
Clair came over.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Nothing." I replied. A clear sign, tell ya later. What!? NOT that clear? Well, whatever...

So after school, me and my friends, Emmie, Clair, and Cody(Ahhhh! I CAN be friends with a guy you stupid journal!!), walked to my house, calling their parents on my phone and telling them where they were and that they'd be home later.
So I told them about what REALLY happened, accepted comments about how awesome my mom is and ended with slapping that idiot dog who commented when we entered the classroom.
So after we hung out for awhile, my friends went home, and now I'm creating, YOU.
Ahh....yeah. What. A. Day.

Goodnight for now journal, I'll write in you tomorrow and maybe I'll have a name for you by then!

Carmen.

(I should have this udated daily, but sometimes if something comes up I might just have a WIP for one day or nothing for another.)

[ZombiePoodle]

Um, so the first entry is done and even though it's not very funny, I'm going to try to make future posts funny if I can.
Please comment. Tell me what you think...c:

[Liru Kaulitz]

Wow! This is really good!

[ZombiePoodle]

Aw, thanks, not as good as yours though! c:

[Quil]

this is good. i cant wait till you add more. and, as my friend would say,
"ooo! the drama is ri-i-sing!"

[ZombiePoodle]

I might add more even today, or right now...If I have time. c:
Lol. Yeah, I guess you could say the drama's rising.

[ZombiePoodle]

I decided on right now xD (And let's just say that everytime I post a new entry, that it's the next day, unless I say otherwise.)

Dear Thing-a-ma-bob-er Aka: Bob,

Yes, last night, after putting you away, I had a dream. Anyways, long story short, I'm going to call you Bob, after this really hot dog in my dream. (I don't know why his name was Bob, okay? Don't judge me, my imagination has a brain of it's own. And I don't care wether that makes sense or not...)
So anyways, what happened today.
I was at school today and guess what happened? Okay, no. You guessed wrong, cause you can't guess.
What really happened, was that I was sitting with my besties at lunch today and this paper airplane landed in front of me. I was about to crumple it up and scream at random 'Haha sucker! That's what you get for throwing stuff in the lunchroom!' But Cody noticed the word 'Open' written in bright red pen on both sides and the top. Hey, what can I say, I was too busy fatisizing about some kid crying because I'd ripped up his airplane to notice the bright red. Yeah, judge me all you want, I don't care!
So I open it. Immediately, I see inside:

Will you go out with me?

"Nope, not for me," I said, "Must've...caught the wind?" I added weakly, cause just then, I saw at the top:

Carmen,

Yeah, the whole thing read:

Dear Carmen,
Will you go out with me?
Yours truely,
~Mystery Man~

"Now, who the hell is Mystery Man?" I ask, and my friends read the note.
Clair frowns and reads it over again.
"Don't know," both her and Emmie say at the same time.
"Looks like he doesn't want you to know." I jump at the voice.
Tyler!? Why's he reading my note!?
So I ask him.
"Hey, why're you reading my note!" I push him away, but he just laughs a little and walks away, sipping at his water.
"Maybe it's from him." Cody suggests. Idoit. He'll pay for that. Mocking me. And he did. I whapped him on the head with a spork.
"Idiot, he has a girlfriend." I say, hitting him with my spork again just cause I could.
He whacks the spork out of my hand, it falls to the floor and he stomps on it.
"Heeeey...Not fair." I growl at him, my ears leaning back a bit.
Before I can attack him with my spoon, I feel a tap to my back.
"Wha-" I start to say, but Emmie slaps a paw over my mouth.
"Loooook! I got an idea!"
So she tells me. I'm to write down a message on the plane, and at the end of luch I'll leave it at my table.
And if I get a response, let's jist say that we'll see how it goes from there.
I write down:

Alright Mystery Man,
Before I say yes,
1. I have to know who you are.
2. You have to be brave enough to ask me to my face.
3. You must give me let's say...$10 Haha, just kidding.
3. Eh...and...I can't think of anything else, so meet me...at the huge oak tree overhaning the school parking lot after school? And we'll go from there. If you don't show, I won't go out with you. (Like duh.)

Let me get something straight, Bob/Journal, there are a lot of hot guys at school okay? Some even hotter than Tyler. So what if I like more than one guy. Always gotta have a plan B y'know?
Anyways, I left the note and walked away, not looking back.

Later, after school, I waited with Emmie at the oak tree. No one shows. Well, untill we're about to leave that is.
OMG. That's all I can say for now Bob.

ByeBye Bob, I'll write in you later.

[Noctyrn]

SUSPENCE! NO! I like this a lot ^^

[ZombiePoodle]

Lol thanks.
Oh, I'll end your misery tomorrow.
Dun dun dun.
I love suspence.
Cx

[Noctyrn]

Thanks for tourturing me. Yeah, thanks a lot.....

Just Kidding! LOL!

This is my favorite part of the diary :

[[size=85]3. You must give me let's say...$10 Haha, just kidding.
3. Eh...and...I can't think of anything else, so meet me...at the huge oak tree overhaning the school parking lot after school? And we'll go from there. If you don't show, I won't go out with you. (Like duh.)

I'll right more in my diary tomorrow too..... If I have school. Its snowing here :3

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