Absolutely not a Resistance thread #2

[lucky333123]

Latte,

Oh yes, I'm amused. What else can I say? Your tactics to win are how could I say this....interesting and definetly one of a kind Sadly, we have some secret plans for CS Domination.

I'm fully amused right now on their spying and battle techniques.

Do you think we have gotten the rockets ready yet?

I think so, they will never realize what is about to be unleashed upon them..
When will they be fired?
>:)

I believe some time around rollover >:)[/quote]
Sounds good, absolutely fantastic.

I will be ready. They will never expect this.[/quote]

We will definitely get them by surprise!

[Kyar]

¡ɥɔʇɐɯ ou ǝɹɐ no⅄ ˙ǝɹɐʍǝq sǝxoℲ ˙llɐ ɹǝnbuoɔ suǝʞɔᴉɥƆ

[coën]

ssstatic

finally! I've gotten away , but they took my radio. At least I found a new one from that amazing general.
you should come to the barn on the east side of the hill , I've got a plan!
( voice is suspiciously manlike )
( muffled voice )
THEY CAUGHT ME, DONT LISTEN TO HIM! HE STOLE MY RADIO, THE LITTLE -
radio is cut off
Staticy laughter flickers on and off

*static
Hello? Hello?!
*frustrated sigh
But, but who is this then?
*the sound of a zipper being opened
It can't be...
*clucking and sounds of battle
They're going undercover!

*Radio static

We're coming!

*sounds of multiple foxes running as the loud sound of the helicopter gets more distant

lucky r u amuzed

static ---
The sound of a frantic yelp is followed by fast footsteps

- I got out!
The general's right behind, so if you have reinforcements bring them to the bottom of the eastward hill!
It's me this time, I swear.
- more running , foxes yelling behind and gunshots -

Radio static comes and muffles the rest .

*static
We're almost there!
I think I can see you!
*loud bang
*evil clucking of the general
*another fox takes the radio
We..we've lost our Commander..
*more loud bangs
*radio being dropped to the ground
*static

My character, Pilot, the (ex-)commander of battle-group 2.

[RedFur1322]

¡ɥɔʇɐɯ ou ǝɹɐ no⅄ ˙ǝɹɐʍǝq sǝxoℲ ˙llɐ ɹǝnbuoɔ suǝʞɔᴉɥƆ

Yes yes, very good. The chickens will rule. Try and stop our forces! You are no match for our pecking power, and eggceptional eggs! >:))))

[rockosaur]

¡ɥɔʇɐɯ ou ǝɹɐ no⅄ ˙ǝɹɐʍǝq sǝxoℲ ˙llɐ ɹǝnbuoɔ suǝʞɔᴉɥƆ

Fight me

[Woogwoo Wren]

Greetings everyone, what news is there? I have been detained all night, unable to aid you in your efforts to rid C.hicken Smoothie of the vile fowls, but now I have returned. What news?

[coën]

**radio static
Hello, Archery here. I have a wolf friend - Scarletstar - and she has wings. She recently raided the chicken base and got 88 e*ggs. 68! When they hatch, we will use them as both spies and test subjects. To spy on the not so lovely lovely chickens, or let us study chicken behavior. And the not so lovely lovely chickens don't know about this - firewall!
Also, Scarletstar got a few chicken captives as well. 22. Including some glorious chicken eggs that we figured might as well be allowed to be raised with other not so lovely lovely chickens. 12 hatched not so lovely lovely chickens, 3 chicks, and one PPS egg. All the others are normal, everyday glorious chicken eggs. To get all this loot, it took ten trips, but she still got it!
We are getting stronger!
Foxes will prevail!
**After a loud minute of static, the radio cuts off
**Static, the radio starts again
this is Porta! I'm coming with my reinforcements! But note, we will be on high guard in case this is an imposter.

*radio being picked up
H-hello.
I t-think that we cleared the chickens from the b-barn, but the general got away.
Most of my.. m-my battle-group is gone, we're trying to c-come up with a plan.
*distant sounds of foxes discussing
*radio static and finally being shut down

New character, Niila. Quite unexperienced, but the new commander of battle-group 2.

[lucky333123]

*quietly sneaks into barn to steal chickens*

Releases chickens and safely takes back eggs....

[bleachers]

THIS IS AWSOME XD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

[--I am Sherlocked--]

-Watches lucky and will help if necessary-

The chickens will win..